I'm still chasing the dragon of the first time I had edibles.
It felt like I was laying on a molten lava bed, while anything not touching my body was the bottom of the coldest ocean. And then I became a tree.
I think the rule of the internet is if you've ever been a mod on an internet forum, you definitely haven't been in jail.
Prove me wrong, current and former mods.
I’m about to be a grandfather (technically step, but I’ve been more of a father to her than her biological, and even her grandparents say that).
So yeah, that’s weird.
I get the Adam Savage comparisons all the time now. And I miss the hair too, but it would look ridiculous on me now.
edit: end every sentence with now, now.