SwimOdin

I’m getting it in 2022, mr 2000late

In the parlance of our time, “get fukt” My steam deck is coming this year

Whatcha think? Did you reserve one? I got one 7 minutes into the preorder, very lucky.

45 is agreeable

Being married kicks ass

Anyone put it on a plate and set the microwave to about 45 seconds? Heaven in the middle of the night

Literally in a theater seeing this movie.

You’ll get a scholarship, parlay that into a military career, Purple Heart, table tennis fame, into endorsements, friend will purchase cheap apple stock, get AIDs (maybe?) have a kid, be a widower. So there’s that.

It’s right here, son. We’re threading right here.

Any of you have corner lots? I have a corner lot. I have one of the bigger yards in my subdivision, which makes no sense, since I’m a ginger. I digress, cutting a corner lot sucks, because you have a “side yard” you do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with, but you still have to cut it.

The front yard I try to do it differently every time, because I get bored doing it the same way. The backyard is always spiral. I got a Ryobi battery powered mower a couple months ago, I fucking love it. I will never have a gas mower again. Fucking carburetors.

Full no Johnson

Never been in a laundry room with any of my cousins. Have you ever gone into the wrong gender bathroom in a blind panic after having sharted at work?

Limited series are my favorite thing to watch. Concise stories that know where they’re going and how they’re ending. What are some that you guys like? I can’t recommend these ones enough, they’re so good: Maniac (Netflix) True Detective (HBO) Watchmen (HBO) Devs (Hulu) The Queen’s Gambit (Netflix) Sharp Objects (HBO) Chernobyl (HBO)

Hi drunk, I’m Dad

I thought I wanted them legal, but life was better when they were illegal in this state. Now, every time it’s a holiday, it’s like Curtis LeMay visiting Japan (meaning: BOOM)

Water is very harmful for draculas

Time shares are a blight.

Do you ever regret your online persona being TrigunBebop, two television shows that I've rarely seen you talk about, instead of BalloonFucker?

I felt pretty lousy the day after J&J but nothing like what a lot of people described

It's grotesque skin underneath.

First day of work maskless, felt so good. I can finally put beard oil on my beard again.

I met Seth Green at an adult swim party, he was very nice.

Ride eternal, shiny and chrome

bonk, horny jail, etc.