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GET FUCKING SET Matt Ryan named Falcons president https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47569910/falcons-great-matt-ryan-named-team-president-football

Maybe it's the non-serialized storytelling, but I'm always so reticent to watch Black Mirror because an episode might be mediocre. I don't apply this to any other television show. I'm not sure why that is. It's not like the show hasn't had some amazing episodes that I've loved.

2026 is literally even. Now I'm seeing pat already said this. Dammit, I want to be the pedantic one!

Ric Flair survived a plane crash. How many world championships did this guy win? Probably only like..three. To be the man, you've got to beat the man. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE ARE DEVASTATED BY THEIR PASSING. WE WISH FOR PRIVACY AT THIS TIME.

96 kicked ass.

Want: Harbaugh Will get: McDaniel rip

I'm finally centered, too. It took until today.

Raheem fired. THANK YOU.

YES

Fuck the Saints

It was always black eyed peas for us growing up. I had a kickass rueben this year.

Did you ejaculate?

Also apple pie is so undefeated.

There's a new Irish pub opened downtown. Their Reuben's are unbelievable. If I could only eat one thing, this might be it. I'm so lucky to live in a mini foodie town!

You make me feel better about the year we left ours up until March.

It takes a while for society to un-Christmas itself, from advertising to obviously decorations, whether they be public or private. What's the last day you're cool with seeing it out in the wild or in advertisements? January 2nd is the cut-off for me. Conversely, I take perverse delight if there's a late-January ad that still has Christmas connotation.

Happy birthday, man. I can't believe how long we've known each other. I was just a kid.

We did have plans with our in-laws, but they flaked so now yeah, I'm in bed on my laptop as my wife snores next to me, and the dog is shivering between us because of the explosions.

I'm happy we won. We still need to fire everyone.

Man I hate this specific team. They are so good at losing.

Gentlemen, why can't we kill Dick Van Dyke?

That's the only ism we have. That and autism.

It's unfathomable how good Bijan is, I'm so sorry he has to play for Atlanta.