SwimOdin

We're getting a Shake Shack down the road for my workplace, it's not great news for my wardrobe. I may be moving up to 32" waist. Is...is that femboy?

OK, so here's a top 103 list of games. This is mostly a personal list versus me more objectively listing, like, THE BEST. The games are broken down by the system I first played them on. No particular order. Mega Man 2 Super Mario Brothers 3 Zelda 2 Dragon Warrior 4 Kirby's Adventure Wizards and Warriors 3 Final Fantasy 4 Final Fantasy 6 Chrono Trigger Super Mario World A Link to the Past Super Metroid Street Fighter 2 Earthbound Super Mario RPG Super Mario Kart Actraiser EVO Illusion of Gaia Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals Super Mario 64 Mario Kart 64 F Zero X WCW vs NWO Revenge NFL Blitz 2000 Pokémon Puzzle League Animal Crossing Resident Evil 4 Wind Waker New Super Mario Brothers Wii New Super Mario Brothers U Super Mario 3D World Breath of the Wild Mario Maker Tetris Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins Warioware: Mega Microgame$ Metroid Fusion Metroid Zero Mission Nine Hours, Nine People, Nine Doors Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow Animal Crossing: New Leaf Link Between Worlds Chrono Cross Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 Metal Gear Solid Street Fighter Alpha 3 Silent Hill Tekken 3 Final Fantasy 7 Final Fantasy Tactics Devil May Cry Metal Gear Solid 3 Kingdom Hearts Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 Marvel vs Capcom 2 Capcom vs SNK 2 Katamari Damacy Odin Sphere Final Fantasy 10 Final Fantasy 12 Dark Souls Destiny Marvel's Spider-Man Red Dead Redemption 2 Death Stranding Bloodbourne Dark Souls 3 Assassin's Creed Oddysey Persona 4 Golden Halo Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic Street Fighter 4 Halo 3 Halo Reach Dragon Age: Origins Mass Effect Mass Effect 2 Mass Effect 3 Geometry Wars 2: Retro Evolved Fallout 3 Portal Portal 2 Oblivion Super Hexagon X-Com Diablo 2 Diablo 3 Hearthstone StarCraft Civilization 3 Civilization 4 Civilization 5 Sleeping Dogs Dead Cells Rogue Legacy Rogue Legacy 2 Enter the Gungeon Fallout: New Vegas Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy

Well anyway Shake Shack is yummy.

Day one.

JUST BECAUSE IT MIGHT SNOW ONE DAY, DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BUY ALL THE FUCKING MILK!!! I JUST WANTED SOME DAMN MILK, NOT BECAUSE OF SNOW, BUT BECAUSE I LIKE CARTOON-ASS CEREAL. Y'ALL WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!? IT MIGHT NOT EVEN SNOW. FUCK! This and the damn covid toilet paper, I can't understand it.

Falcons are keeping Ulbrich, very happy about that.

I'm so sorry @tsar4 y'all were really good and had a great season.

I hope we never get the definition of what a "catch" is.

Stray observations: This is the player they drafted Caleb to be. He's been pretty great. How terrible is Eberflues? Or is Ben Johnson this good? Both?

I have to be at work at 6 am, this game is amazing but I wish it was ending...

Caleb has just the craziest arm, can't believe the cannon throws he does sometimes.

That's the craziest fucking touchdown, wow!

How you doing @tsar4?

And now Aikman saying "tugging and pulling." This games getting sexy.

Holy crap do they bench Stroud at this point? I mean no, but maybe?

Not enjoying this so far, but at least we got to hear Joe Buck yell "WIDE OPEN IS BOOTY"

This is gonna be a sloppy-ass fumble fest.

Please win, Houston. I can’t deal with seeing the Patriots in the championship game. We need this break to continue.

OK, apparently if you are a minority owner you can't play anymore, so Brady is out. Favre still in.

What 40+ man and/or grandfather will be QB for the Broncos next week? Falcons pres. Matt Ryan? Raiders minority owner Tom Brady? Dick-pic-sharer Brett Favre?

I guess we’ll see? I dunno. I hope they keep Ulbrich.

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The worst part will be the fine I'm sure the league will levy against him.

Damn, AFC championship in Denver.