SwimOdin

Oh, Ted Woolsey...

I know this for fact! How, you ask? Because my asshole is a literal wormhole to this dimension.

Habirday. All the best people are virgos.

Chrono Trigger

The Venture Brothers

I call it one of the greatest shows ever, and hail Damon Lindelof a genius

Ambrosia

At this point grown-ups could be quoting Billy Corgan. We’re old.

Wherein I contemplate wearing a mask full time again, but not fully caring about, or feeling empathy for, the unvaccinated, and not wanting to trim my ever-expanding beard, yet still being concerned about children who aren’t able to be vaccinated.

Punch-Drunk Love

Noy jitat

This is a fantastic question and makes me think of Chuck Klosterman. It also makes me think of a book by Orson Scott Card called The Worthing Saga, wherein a drug that’s used for space travel that puts you in stasis becomes the status symbol of the super elite, skipping across years. I feel like the popular response is “any time I’m at my day job”, but then I think of how little you might actually be “living” if you did this, and it seems scary. Then it also makes me think of impending mortality and it freaks me out. So no, it sounds great at first, but it also sounds like a life-destroying drug. edit: syntax

We have nuggets at home.

When Spider-Man was running through those backyards in Homecoming, did that seem like NYC?

Also, I have no idea how I got the preorder to go through. I did it on my 10 year old PC, somehow.

I'm literally a grandfather.

I live in Atlanta, where literally every Marvel movie is filmed, so…yeah.

I’m getting it in 2022, mr 2000late

In the parlance of our time, “get fukt” My steam deck is coming this year

Whatcha think? Did you reserve one? I got one 7 minutes into the preorder, very lucky.

45 is agreeable

Being married kicks ass

Anyone put it on a plate and set the microwave to about 45 seconds? Heaven in the middle of the night

Literally in a theater seeing this movie.

You’ll get a scholarship, parlay that into a military career, Purple Heart, table tennis fame, into endorsements, friend will purchase cheap apple stock, get AIDs (maybe?) have a kid, be a widower. So there’s that.