SwimOdin

What's hbd?

Star Trek Xmen novels

I'm so glad tinder was after my time, I'd have several STDs.

you have been arrested for horny on main, go to jail

Me and babby

She was good (if you know what I mean)

My wife haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates too many cooks

HAPPY BIRTHDAY I'M TWO DAYS LATE

THEY'RE PLAYING WITH MY FUCKING LIFE

At least the olympics were good

Pretty sure I had it last January. Was diagnosed with the flu but wasn’t tested for either, sickest I’ve ever been outside of food poisoning.

That Covid test is horrifying

I am slightly symptomatic too, been around two covid positive employees, everything is awful.

This has probably already been done, but... Queef

Rest in Power, legend

I’m drinking blue moon

If I am wrong in all the right ways

hlep

Remember the secret test board that lasted for a little while? That was fun

I’m voting Thursday

I was last at my grandmama’s house on Thanksgiving 2018. My great grandmother died in 1994.

Quizno's

There's a brewery a few blocks from my house that brews really great beers. They made an Order of the Owl beer (no relation to the ASMB, unfortunately)

They're sneaky. You've probably had a beer. You know how it is. You can drink beers (plural) and maybe get a buzz, maybe? It's the alternative to liquor, right? Less drunky drunk. Well fuckin'... High gravity beers go down like a regular beer. And you have two, maybe three. And then it's like WHAT. HOW DID I GET HERE? MY FACE, I CAN'T FEEL IT.

Take it to underpants