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SwimOdin

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  1. Star Trek Xmen novels
  2. I'm so glad tinder was after my time, I'd have several STDs.
  3. you have been arrested for horny on main, go to jail
  4. She was good (if you know what I mean)
  5. My wife haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaates too many cooks
  6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY I'M TWO DAYS LATE
  7. THEY'RE PLAYING WITH MY FUCKING LIFE
  8. At least the olympics were good
  9. Pretty sure I had it last January. Was diagnosed with the flu but wasn’t tested for either, sickest I’ve ever been outside of food poisoning.
  10. That Covid test is horrifying
  11. I am slightly symptomatic too, been around two covid positive employees, everything is awful.
  12. This has probably already been done, but... Queef
  13. Rest in Power, legend
  14. I’m drinking blue moon
  15. If I am wrong in all the right ways
  16. SwimOdin

    Stressed

    hlep
  17. Remember the secret test board that lasted for a little while? That was fun
  18. I’m voting Thursday
  19. I was last at my grandmama’s house on Thanksgiving 2018. My great grandmother died in 1994.
  20. There's a brewery a few blocks from my house that brews really great beers. They made an Order of the Owl beer (no relation to the ASMB, unfortunately)
  21. They're sneaky. You've probably had a beer. You know how it is. You can drink beers (plural) and maybe get a buzz, maybe? It's the alternative to liquor, right? Less drunky drunk. Well fuckin'... High gravity beers go down like a regular beer. And you have two, maybe three. And then it's like WHAT. HOW DID I GET HERE? MY FACE, I CAN'T FEEL IT.
  22. Take it to underpants
  23. It's been a stressful year. I have much more white in my beard now. I was furloughed for a little part of the year and experimented in alcoholism. I'm also a grandfather.
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