I apologize (again, sorry everyone, old), I don't remember you on the old ASMB but you seem to have a reputation here. And this is going to sound classist as fuck, but here we go...
Don't you present yourself as a dude that's totally awesome, but you ride the bus? God I sound like a dick, but aren't you always banging chicks and whatnot? Like, radical? And you ride public transportation?
Please ban me for this post.