SwimOdin

By the age of 40 I have shat more than three of you put together will in your entire lives, yet I have as of yet not broken a toilet. Also, Superman can’t take dumbs without breaking toilets.

I still can’t believe a racist game show host is how modern society ends.

Never had a one night stand, but I did meet up with a handful of women from the old board and had relations.

Late-stage capitalism is as hilarious as it is sad

Apparently a former employee (F, 25) of mine now has an onlyfans but doesn’t want people she knows to know how to find it, and another former employee (M, mid 50s) is begging her to give him access. I have no problem with sex workers. Dirty old men are gross.

Predator

Lady’s Nite

How different is your life from 19 years ago?

He practices what he preaches

Amongst multiple sexual abuse allegations and a few broken NDAs, Vincent Kennedy McMahon has stepped down as chairman and CEO of WWE. He claims it’s because he’s 77. Rest in piss.

I have a few pair in rotation now after I had double herniorrhaphy surgery in December. They cradled my balls during that time, and now if I’m low on laundry they’re an emergency go-to.

Also, I enjoy food delivery, especially when inebriated.

Seriously though, how did Kentucky produce TWO fucking horrible senators? Like, historically bad.

I had jury duty once in my early 20s, a hysterectomy malpractice suit. It was so fun.

Several. Bloody, yesterday. Today was better. Thanks for asking.

I have a Shell near my house that has for the seven years I’ve lived here that is consistently $1.50 more than anywhere else. I can only assume it’s for money laundering or a front for sex trafficking.

Keep me posted

I’ve been there. Crying, lawnmower, and crying over lawnmowers.

I have been to the mountain

Rare beans

Silverchair

I love this kid

It can also be imbibed.