SwimOdin

It’s right here, son. We’re threading right here.

Any of you have corner lots? I have a corner lot. I have one of the bigger yards in my subdivision, which makes no sense, since I’m a ginger. I digress, cutting a corner lot sucks, because you have a “side yard” you do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING with, but you still have to cut it.

The front yard I try to do it differently every time, because I get bored doing it the same way. The backyard is always spiral. I got a Ryobi battery powered mower a couple months ago, I fucking love it. I will never have a gas mower again. Fucking carburetors.

Full no Johnson

Never been in a laundry room with any of my cousins. Have you ever gone into the wrong gender bathroom in a blind panic after having sharted at work?

Limited series are my favorite thing to watch. Concise stories that know where they’re going and how they’re ending. What are some that you guys like? I can’t recommend these ones enough, they’re so good: Maniac (Netflix) True Detective (HBO) Watchmen (HBO) Devs (Hulu) The Queen’s Gambit (Netflix) Sharp Objects (HBO) Chernobyl (HBO)

Hi drunk, I’m Dad

I thought I wanted them legal, but life was better when they were illegal in this state. Now, every time it’s a holiday, it’s like Curtis LeMay visiting Japan (meaning: BOOM)

Water is very harmful for draculas

Time shares are a blight.

Do you ever regret your online persona being TrigunBebop, two television shows that I've rarely seen you talk about, instead of BalloonFucker?

I felt pretty lousy the day after J&J but nothing like what a lot of people described

It's grotesque skin underneath.

First day of work maskless, felt so good. I can finally put beard oil on my beard again.

I met Seth Green at an adult swim party, he was very nice.

Ride eternal, shiny and chrome

bonk, horny jail, etc.

Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy.

I'm two weeks out, so I went maskless for the first time in a retail environment. Felt weird, so I put it back on at the next place. It's just a weir time right now. I want to respect the science, but at the same time...I dunno?

Do you hear our prayers?

It’s an old-fashioned-in-the-backyard-and-definitely-getting-sunburned kind of day

Big Pizza Cutter

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Anyone else besides me go J&J?

Gas panic is one of the few times I hate living in Atlanta. This happens every few years here.