SwimOdin

What kind of autocorrect makes Fauci from Trump? Need to update your firmware.

Oz and Herschel 2024. Crudité and CTE.

If my constituency was that fucking stupid I would ignore them too, and feel proud not being re-elected.

I love the NFL. Calvin Ridley suspended for a year, but sexually assault over 20 women? Good to go. Can’t wait for all the players to wear pink in support of women!

We might live close to one another, there’s a Burger Fi up the road with a park. Or maybe they do that everywhere.

For 19/20ths of my life, I was an indoor kid. Video games, computer, tv? Yes. Sunlight, fresh air, activity? No. The pandemic changed that for me and got me outside and loving it. Now I feel like a transcendentalist if I sit under a tree. So, have you always been an outdoor person, a nerd, or something in between? pic related, I’m sitting under this right now

Live your truth

A lot of things sucks. Let’s list things that don’t. Name three years in your life that were the best/happiest/most good. Tell us why, or don’t! 2004: started a new job, started a fun relationship, then got the adult swim job in December. I was young, dumb, and full of etc. (narrator: there were some awful years in between) 2015: married! 2022: it’s just been good! Y’all have seen pictures of the boy, he’s my favorite. I realize it’s usually all schadenfreude and gallows humor here, but humor me.

“Oddest movie best on true ever”

Do you remember the time in your life when you didn’t need it? Ten years ago I could spring up after the first chime of my alarm, ready for the day, with no chemical enhancement. I started dating my wife who is a big coffee drinker, and I began partaking as well. Now, I have to have it. I miss not needing it. But hot DAMN do I love the rush. Addiction sucks.

I actually do wish they were switched, the angry folder should always be below the general folder.

I don’t think I could ever quiet quit. I have a character flaw where I’m either 110% or 0%. I don’t respect my time.

By the age of 40 I have shat more than three of you put together will in your entire lives, yet I have as of yet not broken a toilet. Also, Superman can’t take dumbs without breaking toilets.

I still can’t believe a racist game show host is how modern society ends.

Never had a one night stand, but I did meet up with a handful of women from the old board and had relations.

Late-stage capitalism is as hilarious as it is sad

Apparently a former employee (F, 25) of mine now has an onlyfans but doesn’t want people she knows to know how to find it, and another former employee (M, mid 50s) is begging her to give him access. I have no problem with sex workers. Dirty old men are gross.

Predator

Lady’s Nite

How different is your life from 19 years ago?

He practices what he preaches

Amongst multiple sexual abuse allegations and a few broken NDAs, Vincent Kennedy McMahon has stepped down as chairman and CEO of WWE. He claims it’s because he’s 77. Rest in piss.

I have a few pair in rotation now after I had double herniorrhaphy surgery in December. They cradled my balls during that time, and now if I’m low on laundry they’re an emergency go-to.