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Heard this morning, I’m surprised the whole case isn’t gone. It’s obvious now that justice will never cross mar-a-lago’s threshold.

Good news for piss-video enthusiasts, when employees inevitably forgot to turn off the camera.

RIP RFK

Happy birthday! I forgot we’re the same age.

Godzilla is in his renaissance so we’re currently living through the best time ever to be a Godzilla fan.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43031456/atlanta-falcons-say-michael-penix-replace-kirk-cousins-starting-qb-moving-forward Had to be done

One of our worst wins ever. That was abysmal. This team cannot go to the playoffs.

Oh hell no, oh no. No.

Kirk needs to look at the flowers

We suck, but we suck less than the Raiders.

I had an ex that had a Siamese, and yeah they’re a lot.

Thanks for all the advice everyone, it’s good to know this is normal behavior. She’s quite a bowling ball.

I’m scared of fungus. Between Last of Us and a fungus that took over and killed a tree in my front yard, I see it as an us vs them situation and I’m conflicted about stuffed mushrooms. Also I’ve been smoking. If that wasn’t obvious.

Is this still a chiropractor thread?

Ok

Modern life is such dogshit

Promises made, promises kept.

MAGA tribute incuming

His girlfriend is barely older than a college senior so he has a lot of experience working with young people

So my cat is about 7 months old, she’s a tuxedo, and she loves me. She might be in love with me. I don’t have experience with a cat that wants to literally put her lips on my lips. She licks my nose, lips, and ears and even nibbles on my ears. Is this normal? She is my sixth cat (as in, in my life; she’s my only current cat), and this is behavior I’ve never seen. Do y’all’s cats do this?

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/mitch-mcconnell-falls-senate-republican-lunch/story?id=116650005 Term. Limits.

He should reinvest and become a minority owner in the team. That’s so much money.

He also talked about annexing Mexico. I hate to tell him, then Mexicans in the country illegally would be…legal. They would be deported to…the USA. It’s a 4D chess situation.

So hot and yet he can’t fuck.

Happy birthday, Katt. It’s always fun to chat our shared “professional” lives with you and I am so glad we got to meet at Dragon*Con low those many years ago. If I can get my ass motivated I’m going to get the family to go this year and perhaps introduce them. This is contingent on me being diligent, so I am promising nothing.