Put a bunch of salt on it. It will hurt like the surface of the sun in your balls, but it will speed the healing and toughen the skin up. Source: I’m a witch.
Biscuit is just being called “Fatty Fat” because after feeding her and going to another room to feed the dog, she’s literally eating out of HIS bowl by the time I lift the bag.
I’m so fucking happy we won, been hard to celebrate too loud because my wife is a DIEHARD Cowboys fan, and she would have shot me sitting next to her on the couch.
Top 5 beaches I’ve been to:
Hilton Head
Pensacola
Gulf Shores
Navarre
Myrtle Beach (I think it’s kind of a shite beach, but it was our family beach growing up)
Have you seen the Netflix version of Watership Down? It was pretty good, not as fuck-you-up as the original but not bad.
Howl’s Moving Castle is my favorite but I will chalk that up to also being my first so it’s twinged with nostalgia (like most things)