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Welp

I wanted to see if it would keep saying it. It did.

Also this is neat:

Ah.

Instead of making penis innuendo, he will just be Penis.

Falcons continue to show they can beat the worst teams in the league. Penis didn’t look bad, so that’s promising.

I’m glad as a society we have collectively agreed that because “Penix” is one letter away from “penis” that all of his nicknames will be penis related. I will just call him Penis now. Penis was playing hard on the opening drive.

Vols looking saaaaaaaad

Will anyone ever tire of Seven Nation Army? I am, but will anyone else?

Sure glad the orange and white team is playing the orange and white team. Hopefully MY orange and white team wins tonight. I may live blog experience, but I also have a lot of recreational drugs, so…

Happy birthday! I forgot we’re the same age.

Godzilla is in his renaissance so we’re currently living through the best time ever to be a Godzilla fan.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43031456/atlanta-falcons-say-michael-penix-replace-kirk-cousins-starting-qb-moving-forward Had to be done

One of our worst wins ever. That was abysmal. This team cannot go to the playoffs.

Oh hell no, oh no. No.

Kirk needs to look at the flowers

We suck, but we suck less than the Raiders.

I had an ex that had a Siamese, and yeah they’re a lot.

Thanks for all the advice everyone, it’s good to know this is normal behavior. She’s quite a bowling ball.

Is this still a chiropractor thread?

Ok

His girlfriend is barely older than a college senior so he has a lot of experience working with young people

So my cat is about 7 months old, she’s a tuxedo, and she loves me. She might be in love with me. I don’t have experience with a cat that wants to literally put her lips on my lips. She licks my nose, lips, and ears and even nibbles on my ears. Is this normal? She is my sixth cat (as in, in my life; she’s my only current cat), and this is behavior I’ve never seen. Do y’all’s cats do this?

He should reinvest and become a minority owner in the team. That’s so much money.

Happy birthday, Katt. It’s always fun to chat our shared “professional” lives with you and I am so glad we got to meet at Dragon*Con low those many years ago. If I can get my ass motivated I’m going to get the family to go this year and perhaps introduce them. This is contingent on me being diligent, so I am promising nothing.