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I’m sorry, don’t give up

…AND?

She’s bonded well with the whole family and my grandson often wants her to sleep in his room after I told him cats can strike faster than snakes. He feels safe with her so it’s been really sweet.

It was pretty hairy here for an hour, but we got lucky and didn’t even lose power. I’m always expecting my roof to fly off.

Hope you’re doing ok too! It’s kinda bonkers here.

The warning for that one has been cancelled! It’s just suuuuuuuper windy at the moment but at least not a tornado. Expecting to lose power soon. We’re ok.

Well I WAS joking but there is a confirmed tornado a few miles away so we’re in the downstairs bathroom at the moment. I think it’ll be fine!

I want you to know, we were always so proud of you.

I’m thinking about chocolate

Liquor stores are small businesses

I do reeeeeally want ultimate werewolf

American society and mobility in it is about your potential to make someone else more money, so yeah, maybe.

Do you give your animals nicknames beyond their already (sometimes) silly names? My cat’s name is Biscuit. She also goes by Bowling Ball, because she’s the least graceful, most glass shattering cat I’ve had. She also goes by Scatf, because she’s likes to snuggle around my neck, and she scarfs down food.She also also goes by Slime or if you’re feeling cheeky “My Slime” because she doesn’t land on her feet, she mostly undulates. Its a lot to be around me as a pet parent.

Do it.

It’s the part where the meows get multi-syllabic that I draw the line.

She’s getting fixed Monday. She loves to sit in the grandson’s old baby rocking chair. I put her there in the garage when the heat-screams get too demonic.

Top 3 geographic regions of Georgia: 1. Blue Ridge mountains 2. Piedmont 3. Coastal plain

As a man in his 40s, I also still refer to my mother as “mama”

I shave my neck every day because neckbeards are terrible. I also shave my cheekbones daily because I do grow some hair there and I don’t want to look like a wolfman. Otherwise it’s just maintenance on the beard. I have my winter sized beards at the moment. The mustache is out of control, so that’s my slack off.

Jimmy Carter

I think he just likes drinking directly from blenders. Please don’t kink shame.

Also why does my phone think I’m referring to Jules Verne’s novel and not his balls?

No one ever considers that with a Time Machine, it must travel through time AND space. Our position in the universe is constantly moving, so if the Time Machine were to send you back to a certain time without moving your position, you’re floating somewhere in the void. Also deez nuts.

I WISH

Thanks y’all, I will check these out. We played Moose Master for the first time tonight and it was great, so there’s a recommendation from me.