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Instead of making penis innuendo, he will just be Penis.

Falcons continue to show they can beat the worst teams in the league. Penis didn’t look bad, so that’s promising.

He has a talented son, RIP

I’m glad as a society we have collectively agreed that because “Penix” is one letter away from “penis” that all of his nicknames will be penis related. I will just call him Penis now. Penis was playing hard on the opening drive.

Vols looking saaaaaaaad

Will anyone ever tire of Seven Nation Army? I am, but will anyone else?

Sure glad the orange and white team is playing the orange and white team. Hopefully MY orange and white team wins tonight. I may live blog experience, but I also have a lot of recreational drugs, so…

Having not read the article, I can assure you that you summarized it perfectly.

Heard this morning, I’m surprised the whole case isn’t gone. It’s obvious now that justice will never cross mar-a-lago’s threshold.

Good news for piss-video enthusiasts, when employees inevitably forgot to turn off the camera.

RIP RFK

Happy birthday! I forgot we’re the same age.

Godzilla is in his renaissance so we’re currently living through the best time ever to be a Godzilla fan.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/43031456/atlanta-falcons-say-michael-penix-replace-kirk-cousins-starting-qb-moving-forward Had to be done

One of our worst wins ever. That was abysmal. This team cannot go to the playoffs.

Oh hell no, oh no. No.

Kirk needs to look at the flowers

We suck, but we suck less than the Raiders.

I had an ex that had a Siamese, and yeah they’re a lot.

Thanks for all the advice everyone, it’s good to know this is normal behavior. She’s quite a bowling ball.

I’m scared of fungus. Between Last of Us and a fungus that took over and killed a tree in my front yard, I see it as an us vs them situation and I’m conflicted about stuffed mushrooms. Also I’ve been smoking. If that wasn’t obvious.

Is this still a chiropractor thread?

Ok

Modern life is such dogshit

Promises made, promises kept.