SwimOdin

MAGA tribute incuming

His girlfriend is barely older than a college senior so he has a lot of experience working with young people

So my cat is about 7 months old, she’s a tuxedo, and she loves me. She might be in love with me. I don’t have experience with a cat that wants to literally put her lips on my lips. She licks my nose, lips, and ears and even nibbles on my ears. Is this normal? She is my sixth cat (as in, in my life; she’s my only current cat), and this is behavior I’ve never seen. Do y’all’s cats do this?

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/mitch-mcconnell-falls-senate-republican-lunch/story?id=116650005 Term. Limits.

He should reinvest and become a minority owner in the team. That’s so much money.

He also talked about annexing Mexico. I hate to tell him, then Mexicans in the country illegally would be…legal. They would be deported to…the USA. It’s a 4D chess situation.

So hot and yet he can’t fuck.

Happy birthday, Katt. It’s always fun to chat our shared “professional” lives with you and I am so glad we got to meet at Dragon*Con low those many years ago. If I can get my ass motivated I’m going to get the family to go this year and perhaps introduce them. This is contingent on me being diligent, so I am promising nothing.

MSM about to shit themselves when they find out how many assassin children there are.

It makes me feel queasy afterwards. I could do half in one sitting, maybe.

FUCK MCDONALDS

Like eating a whole thing of Pringles in one sitting.

I love how much he hated this show, it makes it even better.

What? Also, having a significant other and children is materialistic? I pity you, now. All this bluster is a defense mechanism of a life wasted. I’m sorry I’ve been mean to you. Your life and choices have led you here, and punching down on you is tantamount to bullying.

How does this keep happening?

Bleh

Birds are bad.

I’ll admit I know very little about Syria; will there be more of a net good or bad from this?

Update: Cousins throws another laughably bad pick

Good thread title, packard. Well done.

Why aren’t you mad that there’s a two-tier system of justice in this country, where these guys are robbed at gunpoint and a CEO gets killed and it’s a national manhunt? You want to make everything a conservative vs liberal fight, but we have a class fight in this country, and the longer we fight over “nonissues” (that, while important to many, pale in comparison to the actual nuts and bolts problems we have), the less we’ll notice how the rich keep getting richer and anyone who isn’t is having their standard of living plummet. But please continue to simp over the poor beleaguered oil companies.

You’re really bad at this.

YES I checked the “can’t stop saying $2 for some reason” square. Just one more…

I checked the “simping for the oil companies” bingo square. Everyone, please update your cards accordingly in the coming posts. Someone’s got to be close to bingo.

Exactly! That’s the uneducated, bullshit, low-intelligence posts I want from you. Tell me more things that are incorrect!