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One of our worst wins ever. That was abysmal. This team cannot go to the playoffs.

Oh hell no, oh no. No.

Kirk needs to look at the flowers

We suck, but we suck less than the Raiders.

I had an ex that had a Siamese, and yeah they’re a lot.

Thanks for all the advice everyone, it’s good to know this is normal behavior. She’s quite a bowling ball.

Is this still a chiropractor thread?

Ok

His girlfriend is barely older than a college senior so he has a lot of experience working with young people

So my cat is about 7 months old, she’s a tuxedo, and she loves me. She might be in love with me. I don’t have experience with a cat that wants to literally put her lips on my lips. She licks my nose, lips, and ears and even nibbles on my ears. Is this normal? She is my sixth cat (as in, in my life; she’s my only current cat), and this is behavior I’ve never seen. Do y’all’s cats do this?

He should reinvest and become a minority owner in the team. That’s so much money.

Happy birthday, Katt. It’s always fun to chat our shared “professional” lives with you and I am so glad we got to meet at Dragon*Con low those many years ago. If I can get my ass motivated I’m going to get the family to go this year and perhaps introduce them. This is contingent on me being diligent, so I am promising nothing.

What? Also, having a significant other and children is materialistic? I pity you, now. All this bluster is a defense mechanism of a life wasted. I’m sorry I’ve been mean to you. Your life and choices have led you here, and punching down on you is tantamount to bullying.

Birds are bad.

Update: Cousins throws another laughably bad pick

Holy shit how did I miss this? How did he even get an email?

I’ve hooked up a dual shock 4 and me and the boy have been playing every 2 player game we can. Tony Hawk 1 + 2, Vampire Survivor, SF4 and Castle Crashers have been big hits. It’s so fun to have easy portable 2 player.

Damn that cuts deep. Mine is 4 and it feels like he was a baby six months ago.

I need progressives, I can’t see shit

For me, it was yesterday when all the gen Z people were talking about their Spotify Wrapped and I couldn’t give less of a fuck. I use Spotify for some of their exclusive podcasts and that’s it. I felt old as fuck as they were quite giddy. What was your oldest?

You ever witnessed an abuser who never abuses you and you start to think wow I’m special, or I’m different, or I’m better, but then you just find out it wasn’t your turn yet? Work was fun today.

Emmet Otter’s Jug-band Christmas

Mmm

That seems like a good pint to end it on, a completely banal non sequitur.

@smiradeniusare you a boomer by chance? If not, what happened?