SwimOdin

All hail Leslie Knope

The link somehow links back to this thread. Is this packard?

FIVE SACKS

Cooked

interrobang

A coworker keeps trying to convince me to get Sparking Zero but everything he says makes it sound like an unbalanced mess.

mass hysteria

Bear with me, sativa. Do you ever worry that sometime in the last 15 years we kind of peaked in our technological gains? And it feels like people want to move to a digital world, but I don’t think humans, the animals that we are, will ever be truly ready for it. Perhaps there will be mutations and evolution will steer us in that direction. Humans though feel like we are actually just apes who figured out this whole electricity thing, and we thought we could elevate beyond our sod. Again, sorry, brought to you by the devils lettuce

SOOOO DOOOO IIIIII

More like b’gays am I right take that Canada

Is anyone else panic buying toilet paper because of the trade war? I feel like a genius and also a moron at the same time, but I now feel like pre-panicking is the way to go when it comes to booty paper. I’ve gone to Costco twice in as many days. Am I becoming a prepper? I loathe preppers. (Apologies to any preppers present)

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2025/feb/03/new-orleans-clergy-abuse-investigation Fuck the Saints

I’m weary, ghostrek, I’m weary.

Why so new?

This is preposterous

Praying for a Commanders Bills Superb owl. Amen.

Mass Effect Legendary, on 1 right now. Dead Cells, I have to beat hard now because I’m not gaining anything from cells, damn if hard is not hard! Lego Jurassic World with the boy. Final Fantasy 7 Remake, they’re about to drop sector 7…if that’s how it happens in this one.

Do you need any corrective lenses at all? If not you’re in that lucky few, I know so few people that can see well.

Interesting, I’m farsighted, I wonder are reading glasses just for that type? I would guess being nearsighted would make reading glasses obsolete.

Also, in the fullness of time and obviously on a linear time scale, the one in which we assume human life is dimensionally observing, then there IS a finite amount of times you will experience something, so there really is a set number of times you will visit Arby’s before you die. This is my unpopular opinion.

Curse you and your good eyes! I’m 42 and it’s like they’re crumbling before my very e…like I can’t see good!

Someone’s still enjoying their 30s!

Every time I go to Arby’s, I silently consider my mortality and wonder how many more times I will have Arby’s before I die. Like if there were some digital counter above my head that ticks down and down each time I visit, with my death happening soon after it reaches zero. Then I think, well, just don’t visit Arby’s and the counter will never go down. Then I think, that just means the counter is on a low number so that any time I forgot about the counter and accidentally get Arby’s, it’s much more of a fatal mistake. i like the beef n’ cheddar

Marijuana is getting too strong. They need to pull it back. Let’s get some mids.

“Speaking of…” even though it’s a segue. If you follow it with a complete non sequitur, then it’s conjunctive AF. i say it so much that it’s become an idiom for the 4 year-old.