Insipid

Karen Carpenter's BMI was once below 15. 😢

Oh my . . . military hottie supposedly has super special black ops access to telecommunications. Godspeed.

Nah, my white grandmother's name is Karen. She's a total cunt that no one really likes. Goes well beyond the meme, honestly. I almost feel bad just how awful she is.

Yet another Norfolk Southern train has derailed in the area. Geez, sounds like there's a serious problem with the company. 🙃

I'm glad you seem to find my sense of humor to be a barometer of fuckery.

Fortunately for you, I am a certified armchair gynecologist. I'll get my scalpel and speculum. Free of charge, since I believe in universal healthcare.

I bought a food scale and have been measuring many things I eat. Today, I measured one serving of cooked pasta (approximately 200 grams), which I always thought was so small. Well, it really wasn't that small. It honestly made me a bit happy.

Do you like wonton? Deciding between the two is always a hard choice for me when I eat Chinese.

Eh, hubbb knew what he was talking about.

Got approved for a new apartment and my old friend referred me to an office job with a decent starting salary. I may finally be kissing shitty service jobs goodbye. Edit: not the same old friend as the post above it, to clarify.

wat the fuck this scam

gta4 is a vibe, probably now my favorite gta. I really hope gta6 goes hardcore vaporwave.

Figures you have a speech impediment.

All this talk of AI makes me want to reach out to my old friend who studied cognitive science at CMU. My God, was she such a crazy bitch the last time I talked to her though. Maybe she's helping AI development come along for humanity to finally meet its ultimate demise. Oh well.

Well?

I still remember in my kindergarten talent show, four kids chose to sing that song. 🙃 To add on, one boy chose to intentionally sing it horriblly. Most of us were pissed at him.

Sounds like busy people going about their business offends you . . . ?

Well? We're all adults here (I hope).

Yesterday, I had a cocktail called The Daphne at this nerdy bar. It was purple with an orange candy topping. Honestly, one of the best cocktails I ever had.

These are official terms used by the CDC. I am a current light drinker. I haven't had a heavy drinking day in years.

fuggs has liberated quite a few white men from going down this path.

oh shit i been hacked by the bots its not even ja-

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