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masturbating in the mop closet

I imagine KN developed this. Nice job. This old format style has really lost its charm, to be honest.

(This video is now 16 years old. Time to feel ancient.)

I really don't miss this piss yellow color. Can you change my color to poop brown as Member? I never received my custom rank color for the donations. Plus, I've been relatively behaved this time. Or not. Whatever.

I kept my new year's resolution of taking better care of my body. I quit nicotine in January, unfortunately gained 20 pounds into March, and as of this day I have lost those 20 pounds. Now starts the longer journey of getting into shape.

horseshoe crab blood is a highly prized commodity these days. Missed an opportunity to make a few hundred bucks, lol

I went to Ikea today and bought Kalles, a Swedish favorite. It's a fish paste that looks like it comes out of a giant toothpaste tube. I ate it with a cripsy rye bread they also sold. It wasn't that bad. It reminded me of shrimp-flavored Japanese rice crackers.

Verdauungsspaziergang. German for a walk you take after eating, supposedly one of the best things you can do to avoid insulin resistance or diabetes, especially after a large meal.

I dunno how to feel about sour beer. I've only had sour 4loko and I thought it was nasty af.

Maybe you should start creating react videos. Seems to be your thing, and you also like Mystery Space Theater.

I've always wanted to try that beer. It reminds me of Golden Monkey by Victory Brew, one of my favorites.

Karen Carpenter's BMI was once below 15. 😢

Oh my . . . military hottie supposedly has super special black ops access to telecommunications. Godspeed.

Nah, my white grandmother's name is Karen. She's a total cunt that no one really likes. Goes well beyond the meme, honestly. I almost feel bad just how awful she is.

Yet another Norfolk Southern train has derailed in the area. Geez, sounds like there's a serious problem with the company. 🙃

I'm glad you seem to find my sense of humor to be a barometer of fuckery.

Fortunately for you, I am a certified armchair gynecologist. I'll get my scalpel and speculum. Free of charge, since I believe in universal healthcare.

I bought a food scale and have been measuring many things I eat. Today, I measured one serving of cooked pasta (approximately 200 grams), which I always thought was so small. Well, it really wasn't that small. It honestly made me a bit happy.

Do you like wonton? Deciding between the two is always a hard choice for me when I eat Chinese.

Eh, hubbb knew what he was talking about.

Got approved for a new apartment and my old friend referred me to an office job with a decent starting salary. I may finally be kissing shitty service jobs goodbye. Edit: not the same old friend as the post above it, to clarify.

wat the fuck this scam

gta4 is a vibe, probably now my favorite gta. I really hope gta6 goes hardcore vaporwave.

Figures you have a speech impediment.