Insipid

I'm so excited to be living in my seventh story apartment. I get vertigo when I go out on the balcony. It's odd, since I've been to the top of the Empire State Building and experienced nothing. It may have to do with the low guard rail; shit should be higher on my balcony.

I believe the modern domesticated chicken has its origins in China, so . . . not that stupid of a question. Oh, and I remember when the hapisk ytmnd was made. He made a thread one evening (wasn't the same thread he described doing his cousin in the laundry room), sparks created the ytmnd, then the next morning the thread had nearly 400 replies. hapisk was like "what the hell is going on?"

Well the episode's name is "The Color Ruckus," so yeah, I'm sure I have no idea what movie it was parodying. I do like the source movie, and have watched it multiple times. I like Oprah and Whoopi as actresses than whatever they hell they do these days. Besides the point, sorry to interject. Just trying to soften the tone, that I supposedly misinterpreted.

BATHLs

I know enjoyment of Uncle Ruckus's character has been frequently seen as a litmus test for enjoyment of racist black jokes. Anyway, his episode recounting his tale of "revitiligo" was humorous and tragic, especially considering his two brothers ended up having white wives, successful careers, and got over their father's awful parenting, unlike Uncle Ruckus. I'm not one to use genius in a manner like that, but I thought it was a great episode.

I don't think you're supposed to use an oven at all, if you're going for a Dairy Queen iteration. I had to make sure I remembered correctly, and yeah, they don't use an oven.

Man his shit sucks.

Yes.

Good because we both remember it was Packard and still is the case here at the UEMB.

ICE 🙃

Spaghetti with meat sauce a parmesan cheese, a garden salad with balsamic vinaigrette, and an orange.

The English-speaking world is just retarded.

If the shoe fits, ghostie . . .

I'm practicing intermittent fasting because I got fat since the ASMB days.

Yeah girl, mani/pedi package, full Brazilian, yoni steaming, feeling all fresh and shit.

Nah, when you're a kid Charmander was the worst, as the first gym was rock type.

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Whey protein has heavily inflated. It used to be 55 dollars for 5 lbs, but now it's 85 dollars for 5 lbs. Ridiculous.

I reached owl just before Barack Obama became elected as the first black president. #sheneedstobeheretoo

Twilight is like soccer

😂 Oh wait, gotta use the older one.

sorry bud, I would have gladly accompanied you had you said the more srs 5ever

Will Totally Spies! replace UEMB?

Donald Trump had a pretty adult swim attitude, in a Tim and Eric kind of way.