Insipid

Kinda removes the point, no? I just prefer crepes with fruit and cream or dosas with chutneys.

These Indian scammers keep calling my workplace. Scammer: Hello, this is George. I'm here to assist you with your Medicare. Me: Madarchod (motherfucker in Hindi) Scammer: You want me to fuck your mother or sister or brother? 🙄

I don't like waffles or pancakes that much anymore. It's too sweet for me in the morning. I think of it more as a dessert now, and I'd rather have something like pie or cake for dessert.

I normally love Aldi products, but their Fiber One knockoff bars are absolutely horrible. The number one ingredient is fructo-oligosaccharides, which I won't pretend to know what it is, but you can fell it's heavily processed. Add that to a high amount of sugar alcohols and you get a product that causes intense bloating. I had one and just trashed the rest.

I think I'm not gonna renew my youtube subscription this month. I'm tired of their bullshit algorithm, and there is just so much AI generated garbage being recommended to me. I guess I'll deal with the ads, as they give me negative reinforcement to not watch as often. The thing is I'm still gonna pay for ChatGPT Plus. It's too useful a tool for foreign language learning. It has been fairly accurate when it comes to calorie counting.

Chicken wings, rice, and toast with tzatziki.

Pita chips with hummus and tzatziki, tortilla chips with guacamole, and a banana. It's like a sample course of appetizers

Pistachio flavored anything is so overrated right now, especially Dubai chocolate. Stupid ass tik tok bullshit.

I think I found the perfect diet food: an egg salad made with guacamole on a 7 grain bread. High in fiber and protein. It satisfied my hunger for hours like nothing else ever has.

Hey Ho is a great song and I don't care it's the most stereotypical cringe millennial song ever.

I guess seed oils are the new bogeyman in western dieting trends. Never mind that they're used frequently in Japan, a country that has a high life expectancy and a much much lower obesity rate. I'm just gonna ignore those health trends. I'll eat carbs. I'll use seed oils. And of course, I'll use MSG. Take your grass fed beef liver supplement bullshit and shove it up your ass.

I sincerely hope Packard has a nice day with his wife tomorrow.

It's been so long since I had escargot. I'm craving it again. I can try the traditional French one with garlic sauce, but there is a Vietnamese coconut curry recipe I wanna try.

Fuck amazon. I had an audible subscription for two credits. I unsubscribed, and I still had one token left. TIL that unused credits expire if you unsubscribe. The full cast Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire audiobook just so happened to come out today. Go fuck yourself, Jeff Bezos, you greedy ass penis-looking motherfucker with a weird laugh.

A sapphic suicide? Oh, how horrible.

There's some charm to The Room in its original format. In 4k, it feels like an uncomfortable fever dream.

Kielbasa, sauerkraut, and mashed potatoes, bought from the store, discounted cause it was about to expire. It was pretty mid.

O Wise Professor, was William Shakespeare a lesbian?

That tpusa half time thing wasn't cancelled, unfortunately. You're confusing it for an equally shitty Kid Rock festival that got cancelled. I'm curious to see how awful it was, but I don't wanna give them any views.

I loved the half time performance and the surprise appearance of Lady Gaga. Ok, I no longer give a shit. Carry on.