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I think fatmentia is a bit older. I don't remember.

Restoration videos are always satisfying. Things like sharpening a very dull kitchen knife, cleaning a heavily stained carpet, etc.

At least fugg's hooha didn't rupture this time and cause the placenta rapture.

Relevant.

Talk about an ancient internet template.

Barbie has officially now made over one billion dollars.

I still sometimes say "tape" instead of "record." I'm old. 😭

Do you still try to make, or hope, that you and her are still a thing?

You were supposed to use protection with the hooker. Fortunately, the clap is very treatable with antibiotics.

Sounds like a you problem.

I still wasn't alive then. 🤷🏿‍♀️

I have no idea who Bob Newhart is, but I knew Carol Burnett was still alive. I just checked and she is 90, which is about 15 years older than I thought. Sorry, I wasn't alive in the seventies, lol

You don't hit and quit a girl like fuggs. 😉 (I hate myself right now.)

I had a one night stand and started smoking again last weekend. How's that for fucking things up?

You know, last time I went to therapy, I told my therapist it wasn't working out. I gave him forty dollars cash, he started crying, then he shut the door on me. 🙄

I keep forgetting that Dick van Dyke is still alive.

I stumbled upon this gem I had missed. https://unevenedge.com/topic/42781-i-have-a-question/

I have been reminded of this.

this stupid haiku fish get turned into sushi probably have worms

job hunt, more like job cunt 🙄

I didn't realize he was that old though. RIP.

It ten days, Barbie made over 750 million dollars. It will definitely reach the one billion mark at this point and may even surpass the Super Mario Brothers movie to become the biggest movie of the entire year.

Natto and rice. Been a long time since I had a "vegan" dinner.

It's 10 dollars in my area for a Big Mac combo, so sue me. It's even more expensive than 15 dollars in some parts of the country. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mcdonalds-prices-big-mac-sparks-expensive-menu-darien-connecticut-debate-online/ And here's the price in Tokyo: https://www.expatistan.com/price/big-mac/tokyo

Have you hosted one before?