Insipid

This song is kind of annoying but I like it. I think this is the theme song for this Halloween.

It's been almost ten years since Richard Simmons decided to hide from the public eye. It would have been kind of nice had he made a cameo appearance during the pandemic, especially considering the obese were especially affected. I won't hold a dumb wish of mine like that against him, but I do hope he has at least one more major appearance in his life.

Sounds like syphilis. Next time, use protection, or better yet don't fuck your therapist.

I think fatmentia is a bit older. I don't remember.

Restoration videos are always satisfying. Things like sharpening a very dull kitchen knife, cleaning a heavily stained carpet, etc.

At least fugg's hooha didn't rupture this time and cause the placenta rapture.

Relevant.

Talk about an ancient internet template.

I still sometimes say "tape" instead of "record." I'm old. 😭

Do you still try to make, or hope, that you and her are still a thing?

You were supposed to use protection with the hooker. Fortunately, the clap is very treatable with antibiotics.

Sounds like a you problem.

You don't hit and quit a girl like fuggs. 😉 (I hate myself right now.)

I had a one night stand and started smoking again last weekend. How's that for fucking things up?

You know, last time I went to therapy, I told my therapist it wasn't working out. I gave him forty dollars cash, he started crying, then he shut the door on me. 🙄

I stumbled upon this gem I had missed. https://unevenedge.com/topic/42781-i-have-a-question/

I have been reminded of this.

this stupid haiku fish get turned into sushi probably have worms

job hunt, more like job cunt 🙄

Natto and rice. Been a long time since I had a "vegan" dinner.

Have you hosted one before?

They're good for you, at least 🤷🏿‍♀️

If I did something physically taxing one day, it's quite easy. Other than that, no.

Go suck on a cumquat, bitch.