Insipid

lol, living in a place like that with the typical car dependant American lifestyle just isn't sustainable long term. Godspeed, Texas. It's only gonna get worse.

Shut up and buy a hooker already.

Only one way to find out.

Oh well, we'll soon have AI waifus and husbandos.

I just don't get it. I try to be agreeable enough and provide decent customer service, but my tips are usually mediocre. Today I feel like death and my tips are at the highest percent ever. 🙃😭

Everyone should visit the interestingasfuck subreddit right now.

Villainous Scientist in the Victoria Era I accept.

No, but I remember you talking about gynecological warfare. Still trying to figure out how Kagome could be the child of Godzilla. 😐

We are all entitled to see your monster dong.

It took forever for me to find my storage unit. I had reserved it online. The place was huge, the halls didn't split evenly, the lights didn't turn on until you passed them, and there was nothing indicating the range of numbers except for the buttons inside of the elevator. It was honestly like a maze. I imagine some people who have trouble with a sense of direction may get lost in the place, even though there are exit signs.

She was a true ASMB legend.

Disenchantment is quite awful. It has none of the charm nor the humor of The Simpsons and Futurama.

fuggs and I had sex on the beach . . . at the bar.

I know what sand tastes like because it's sometimes in clams.

Reddit really sucks right now with all the subreddits protesting by "going dark."

It's also missing something something.

I still actually remember. "The sad truth is that the truth is sad." Some emo quote from A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Of course, I'd coin a nonsense kanji-compound like they did in Bleach, and for extra retardation it'll appear in front of me Kill la Kill style:

Um, I believe it came out July 11, 2016.

I was completely with you until you said Eric Andre. I actually think he's funny. I really don't like his character on Disenchantment, but that show in general is weak anyway.

Tom Goes to the Mayor. Awful then, still awful now. I really don't dislike Tim and Eric as much as I did then, but I still don't like them that much.

@fuggstop