Insipid

Fuck my local CVS. Why does their pharamacy need to close for an hour long lunch? Not everyone needs to eat lunch at the same time. I wanted to go there to buy the behind the counter Sudafed, the shit that actually works. I couldn't, and by the time I'm done with work all pharmacies will be closed for the day. 🤬

I fell asleep for most of The Rise of Skywalker in the theater. I woke up during the final important bits. I don't care to ever watch the movie again and see what I missed. Funny, because I watched and paid attention to all other Star Wars films. Oh well.

I'd rather sit all the way in the front of a theater than all the way in the back. The very back has the worst sound, and the view is basically the same as if you're at home watching TV. At least the front is immersive. I still hate the front and always try to get seats in the middle of the theater.

Well, Christopher Hitchens book on Henry Kissinger recently became a bestseller on amazon again when the bastard died. That's something, right? I'd much rather be associated with socially awkward neckbeards than ancient pederasts anyway.

lol, this was a fuggs thread on reddit. She was proud of this post because it got over 10k upvotes and made the front page of the subreddit one day. She most likely was the asshole, anyway. I was gonna make more reddit-esque threads, but nah. This will be enough, for now.

Yes you read that right. People are mad at me at work. Let me explain. So we all have cubicles with high walls that are textured where you can hang things. I suck at decor. While some coworkers including this lady kept their spaces looking like hotel rooms or whatever, mine wasn't bad but it was busy. It was set up so I could find everything I needed for work. Well one day I come into work and all my papers are things were gone. I look in my cabinets and everything is neatly tucked away. I was a little taken aback and offended. I get to work an hour early so I immediately start searching for everything and putting everything back. While im looking someone who is higher up, like an assistant manager walks by...whats strange is Shes early too She was walking all the way on my side of the floor where her desk is many rows from mine So i really think she was there because she saw something after i left the night before She asks me whats wrong. I tell her someone moved all my stuff. She then tells me to write the director about it. So i write the email. Remember, management APPROACHED me. I didn't go running to them. I proceed to work. The lady comes in and doesn't say anything to me. At the end of the day I look in her cubicle and its cleaned out. Now people are saying i got her fired. She talked to another coworker claiming she was only trying to help. Keep in mind i never asked her to clean my desk and she never asked me to clean my own desk either. Management is always putting out emails about cleanliness. People eat and leave food for days. When the director called me into her office she made a point of telling me my desk was fine. She said the situation had been handled. I never asked for this lady to be fired. I also had no idea who did it. People saw her. Nows she fired and people blame me. AITA? also..this lady wasnt a very good employee overall. She argued with customers and management a lot. She had the rules changed regarding cell phones because she kept FaceTiming her kids while at her desk. Edit for clarity: The assistant manager approached me and asked me to write an email about what happened to my desk. At the time of writing the email, I didn't know who had tampered with my things and no one told me. Actually no one told me she cleaned my desk, either. I put two and two together on the spot because she sat right next to me and would have looked at my desk everyday. This lady was annoying in other ways. I have an earlier schedule than her and i remember her coming in and basically forcing me to say good mornings to her even while i was talking to a customer. It was confirmed she was the culprit when other coworkers complained to me and told me the lady said she was only trying to help. I wasnt concerned about sensitive information on the desk but the job requires knowing a lot of information and she pulled all of my resources i used often during the day.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.

Avocado and cream cheese on an everything bagel. Probably the most stereotypical millennial food imaginable. 😭

Seventeen hours and that's all you got? Ok, just gonna bite once . . . of course you cheerlead the white underachieving childless men and shit on the black mother.

pfft, lightweights fuggs would have already made this thread have several pages.

It mean, it does. No one should ever visit that shithole.

Sorry, I really tried opening this, but nothing happened.

People who drive Jeeps have special needs.

My favorite word is 木漏れ日 (komorebi, sunlight flickering through tree leaves) You didn't say it had to be English 🙃 As for least . . . I dunno. Smegma.

happy birthday

There's a special going on my local news about donating to a children's hospital. I just think it's stupid virtue signaling by corporations. Advocate for universal healthcare so this shit isn't necessary.

lol, I just found out I have fuggs added on whatsapp.

Ice cream is better in the winter

You most definitely can have a fully trusting monogamous relationship. I've heard stories from friends and online of instances where people open their relationships only to get insecure about their partner fucking around so much behind their back. I don't really have a problem with polyamory, but I don't think it's ideal for most people and I definitely personally don't think it's better than a loving monogamous relationship. I guess it really comes down to one's attitude toward sex. This is a very good unpopular opinion, I'll give you that.

Man, was the whole point of this hip hop special a comeback for Will Smith? He just had to be the last act.

That's a place? Well it seems you're already part of the club, so yeah.

fuggs is waiting for you still

I've fortunately not had any problems with my kindle . . . yet. It's funny how gen z now thinks kindles are an old fashioned millennial thing. 🙃 Also, this is one reason I greatly prefer GOG over Steam; every single game sold there is DRM-free.