Why do boy rooms smell so bad

[Still Me]

he’s 16 and just got up and like 10 minutes after he opened the door the whole hallway stinks like boy…

 

what DO?!

Edited yesterday at 03:01 PM by Still Me

[UwPp]

Febreeze is your friend. 

[discolé monade]

lol assnfeet 

[mthor]

36 minutes ago, Still Me said:

he’s 16 and just got up and like 10 minutes after he opened the door the whole hallway stinks like boy…

 

what DO?!

Invest in gas masks. My grandson is 13, and every time he opens his door, it's like that scene in The Ten Commandments where the Angel of Death arrives.

[The_annoying_one]

38 minutes ago, Still Me said:

he’s 16

Hate to say it, but I think you answered your own question here.

[Insipid]

Christen it with your own farts, obviously.

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, UwPp said:

Febreeze is your friend. 

For sure hit that hallway so fast. 

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

lol assnfeet 

🤢

[Still Me]

59 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Hate to say it, but I think you answered your own question here.

But I didn’t stink at 16. Well maybe a different stink. That gummy bear body spray was popular 

[Still Me]

32 minutes ago, Insipid said:

Christen it with your own farts, obviously.

I wish I had them on deck

[[classic swim]]

Ask him if he wants to impress the ladies and that might motivate him.

If my solution doesn’t work then oh well. My grandpa used to kick the shit outta my dad.

[Still Me]

22 minutes ago, [classic swim] said:

Ask him if he wants to impress the ladies and that might motivate him.

If my solution doesn’t work then oh well. My grandpa used to kick the shit outta my dad.

See I’ve tried that. I don’t think he much cares for anything other than his phone and band

[scoobdog]

Wait… he’s in a band?

[Still Me]

1 minute ago, scoobdog said:

Wait… he’s in a band?

He’s in school band…marching band…he plays the flute 🙄

[scoobdog]

lol.  Yeah that checks out.

[André Toulon]

fap musk. 

dubious use of deodorant.

nothing will change until he wants to impress a girl which is when he will adopt Cologne or body spray as a remedy...Which is objectively worse. 

[Still Me]

9 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

lol.  Yeah that checks out.

6ft tall, the grace of a bull and plays the fucking flute…

[Still Me]

5 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

fap musk. 

dubious use of deodorant.

nothing will change until he wants to impress a girl which is when he will adopt Cologne or body spray as a remedy...Which is objectively worse. 

He’s in high school when does that click into effect?

[scoobdog]

9 minutes ago, Still Me said:

6ft tall, the grace of a bull and plays the fucking flute…

Flutes get a bad rap… usually because of the clarinets.  I just meant stale uniform musk permeates everything.  My duffel still smells like it 20 years on.

[-Kudasai-]

As a Jethro Tull fan I will not tolerate any flute slaner!

[Still Me]

Just now, scoobdog said:

Flutes get a bad rap… usually because of the clarinets.  I just meant stale uniform musk permeates everything.  My duffel still smells like it 20 years on.

Oh no, no uniform. We pay $200 every year for a uniform he doesn’t get to keep or bring home. The school gets them dry cleaned. Then they have the audacity to ask for donations totaling 25k. No actual fund raising, just ‘gimme money’….

i have so much hate for his band 

[Still Me]

Just now, -Kudasai- said:

As a Jethro Tull fan I will not tolerate any flute slaner!

Slaner? I’m merely saying a kid his size could be playing a more impressive instrument…like the tuba…lol or drums….drums to me is more versatile than a wind instrument 

[André Toulon]

42 minutes ago, Still Me said:

He’s in high school when does that click into effect?

probably college or later now. I had to talk to girls because the Internet didnt exist...At least not the way ot does now. These kids have way more options than to take Ls trying to get the attention of someone they like.

[Chappi]

Mine used to get real bad because I spent a lot of my free time in my room.

I started getting self-conscious about it in my later high school days, so I took up burning incense in my room and keeping the door open. 

[Noob]

I'd say try keeping his window open but it's getting cold out now so idk. But it friggin works. 

[scoobdog]

3 hours ago, Still Me said:

Oh no, no uniform. We pay $200 every year for a uniform he doesn’t get to keep or bring home. The school gets them dry cleaned. Then they have the audacity to ask for donations totaling 25k. No actual fund raising, just ‘gimme money’….

i have so much hate for his band 

No, it’s not the uniform… it’s everything it touches.  Back in the day, uniforms were wool which breathe.  In the past thirty years, they’ve added more polyester, either a blend or outright, and those uniforms trap everything like a tent.  Everything you’re wearing underneath starts smelling like sweat and mold.  It’s hella nasty.

[Still Me]

3 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

No, it’s not the uniform… it’s everything it touches.  Back in the day, uniforms were wool which breathe.  In the past thirty years, they’ve added more polyester, either a blend or outright, and those uniforms trap everything like a tent.  Everything you’re wearing underneath starts smelling like sweat and mold.  It’s hella nasty.

🤢

[scoobdog]

7 hours ago, Still Me said:

Slaner? I’m merely saying a kid his size could be playing a more impressive instrument…like the tuba…lol or drums….drums to me is more versatile than a wind instrument 

You don’t want a beat off in the family.  Flutes don’t get a whole lot of appreciation, but that’s a difficult instrument to play given nobody can hear you on the field.  Mad respect.

Anyway, he should be a trumpet.

[mthor]

4 hours ago, scoobdog said:

No, it’s not the uniform… it’s everything it touches.  Back in the day, uniforms were wool which breathe.  In the past thirty years, they’ve added more polyester, either a blend or outright, and those uniforms trap everything like a tent.  Everything you’re wearing underneath starts smelling like sweat and mold.  It’s hella nasty.

In the past 30 years? Ours were pure polyester,  and that was back in the early 70s.  

[scoobdog]

3 hours ago, mthor said:

In the past 30 years? Ours were pure polyester,  and that was back in the early 70s.  

Stanbury was still making all wool uniforms in early ‘80’s, but that’s not to say polyester wasn’t used elsewhere.  Before that time, you didn’t really see as many polyester wool blends like we have since.  A big reason for that is polyester has evolved as a material in the past 50 or so years, making it more versatile.  I would imagine your uniforms weren’t particularly forgiving.

[molarbear]

17 hours ago, Still Me said:

he’s 16 and just got up and like 10 minutes after he opened the door the whole hallway stinks like boy…

 

what DO?!

Don't touch any sock on the floor 

[Still Me]

3 hours ago, molarbear said:

Don't touch any sock on the floor 

I have a brother…I’ve learned that early 

[discolé monade]

baking soda.

there are little holders you can buy. it helps with moisture and stink. 

febreeze 

and you 3 are going to have to sit down and discuss social graces. 

[Still Me]

1 hour ago, discolé monade said:

baking soda.

there are little holders you can buy. it helps with moisture and stink. 

febreeze 

and you 3 are going to have to sit down and discuss social graces. 

Ill look into the baking soda things for sure, as for social graces…we’ve been talking about it for 2 years