What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[André Toulon]

  On 11/2/2021 at 11:44 PM, ghostrek said:

why my cat is trying to eat my TV

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Maybe it hates you

[ghostrek]

  On 11/3/2021 at 11:39 AM, André Toulon said:

Maybe it hates you

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ok

[Sawdamizer]

Ghostreks mom

[DragonSinger]

It's so weird to see one of our stores trend because people are buying newspapers today.

[Kudasai]

I'm tired of these motherfuckers

Edited November 4, 2021 by Kudasai

[ghostrek]

how to get laid

[Kudasai]

Wondering who did Ralph Northam dress up as on Halloween 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

  On 11/3/2021 at 8:19 PM, DragonSinger said:

It's so weird to see one of our stores trend because people are buying newspapers today.

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Ok now why did this happen?

[scoobdog]

  On 11/4/2021 at 12:53 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Ok now why did this happen?

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What special thing happened in Atlanta this week?

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

  On 11/4/2021 at 5:03 PM, scoobdog said:

What special thing happened in Atlanta this week?

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Ah.

[DragonSinger]

Do bi folks have to claim him?

[Vamped]

FML

[DragonSinger]

Lee Pace out here trying to kill folks. No one that hot needs to be that tall too. I can't even pay attention when he's in stuff because I'm just like, 'GODDAMN!'

[Sawdamizer]

I got back from Vegas Thursday, new job offer Friday… accepted Monday, notice on Tuesday and now I’m off until the 22nd…

And now… I’m thinking if I made the right decision or not.

Imposter syndrome is real man

[Vamped]

  On 11/5/2021 at 6:26 PM, Sawdamizer said:

I got back from Vegas Thursday, new job offer Friday… accepted Monday, notice on Tuesday and now I’m off until the 22nd…

And now… I’m thinking if I made the right decision or not.

Imposter syndrome is real man

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Me:  every time somebody comes in my office to ask me a question 

Oh shit ... or is retarded only bad when directed at other people?

Edited November 5, 2021 by Vamped

[Sawdamizer]

  On 11/5/2021 at 6:51 PM, Vamped said:

Me:  every time somebody comes in my office to ask me a question 

Oh shit ... or is retarded only bad when directed at other people?

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Roll the dice bb

[Kudasai]

I think I'm going to move

[Nabreezy]

  On 11/6/2021 at 1:24 AM, Kudasai said:

I think I'm going to move

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Same

[BlackNoir]

  On 11/5/2021 at 6:51 PM, Vamped said:

Me:  every time somebody comes in my office to ask me a question 

Oh shit ... or is retarded only bad when directed at other people?

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You know you're safe....At the very worst, Pat will inbox you.

Now we have a salty crack snitch who might force his hand to do more, but it's more likely he'll just get himself banned again.

[Vamped]

This lady at the park asked how old the miniature was .... and the proceeded to ask .... Oh wow he's tall ... is your husband tall?

Me, 5'11 and unmarried:

Yaaaahp

 

 

 

[André Toulon]

  On 11/6/2021 at 9:56 PM, Vamped said:

This lady at the park asked how old the miniature was .... and the proceeded to ask .... Oh wow he's tall ... is your husband tall?

Me, 5'11 and unmarried:

Yaaaahp

 

 

 

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This shit annoys TF out of me because people know good and fucking well marriage isn't what causes babies....

"You son looks just like you, your daughter must look like your wife." 

I've legit said she's adopted...really stops a Convo flat.

[1pooh4u]

I’m thinking how I’m all fucked up over this daylight savings shit. I keep thinking it’s later than it is. It’s fuckin dark already. I’m all fucked up over here. 💩

[Kudasai]

I don't understand how people can just be out in public on speaker phone so everyone can hear their business 

 

[Kudasai]

  On 11/8/2021 at 12:09 AM, 1pooh4u said:

I’m thinking how I’m all fucked up over this daylight savings shit. I keep thinking it’s later than it is. It’s fuckin dark already. I’m all fucked up over here. 💩

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I enjoyed extra hour of sleep but today just felt like it was just dragging 

[Kudasai]

Still can't believe that there's a cheat code to get all the Kremcoins in Donkey Kong Country 2

[1pooh4u]

  On 11/8/2021 at 12:45 AM, Kudasai said:

I don't understand how people can just be out in public on speaker phone so everyone can hear their business 

 

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I hear this a lot from cars and all I can think is “dude you don’t hear that?  We are hearing everything 😬

[1pooh4u]

  On 11/8/2021 at 12:49 AM, Kudasai said:

I enjoyed extra hour of sleep but today just felt like it was just dragging 

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That’s what’s messing me up. I’m feeling like it’s 10pm but it isn’t even close to that. Feels weird 

[Nabreezy]

  On 11/8/2021 at 1:20 AM, 1pooh4u said:

That’s what’s messing me up. I’m feeling like it’s 10pm but it isn’t even close to that. Feels weird 

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I mean at this point in the day yesterday it was almost 9:30pm

[Vamped]

They really had us out here believing they were incestuous cousins and this whole man was a woman 

 

 

 

[Kudasai]

  On 11/8/2021 at 1:19 AM, 1pooh4u said:

I hear this a lot from cars and all I can think is “dude you don’t hear that?  We are hearing everything 😬

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I swear it seems like I always hear the most bizarre conversations via someone's spearker phone

[1pooh4u]

  On 11/8/2021 at 1:26 AM, Nabreezy said:

I mean at this point in the day yesterday it was almost 9:30pm

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At this point yesterday it was 10:30-ish idk the time change is stupid and really jacking me up this time 😬

[Vamped]

There are men claiming they have premium sperm because they haven't been vaccinated?! 

 

 

[1pooh4u]

I was listening to a recording of myself and now I know why I don’t get many call backs for jobs. Even now with the supposed “labor crisis”. My accent is really strong. The recording I was listening to was a more relaxed conversation cuz I usually make an effort to speak properly at work and at interviews but the accent can’t disappear altogether.  That’s some bullshit. 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I'm calling out @bnmjy because he's the only Asian regular still here I can think of, but this goes to any other Asians that may be reading as well:

Before the ASMB, did you already know that "slope" was an Asian slur or did you only find out because ASMB's word filter like all the rest of us here?

[bnmjy]

  On 11/9/2021 at 1:54 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'm calling out @bnmjy because he's the only Asian regular still here I can think of, but this goes to any other Asians that may be reading as well:

Before the ASMB, did you already know that "slope" was an Asian slur or did you only find out because ASMB's word filter like all the rest of us here?

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Yes, I knew the word was a slur before.

[André Toulon]

My mind was blown opening this thread...I can't think

[mthor]

  On 11/9/2021 at 1:54 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I'm calling out @bnmjy because he's the only Asian regular still here I can think of, but this goes to any other Asians that may be reading as well:

Before the ASMB, did you already know that "slope" was an Asian slur or did you only find out because ASMB's word filter like all the rest of us here?

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I'm not Asian, but I knew it was a slur prior to the word filter.

[Kudasai]

I can't be the only one who thought the pizza from Chuck E. Cheese was awful

[Vamped]

  On 11/10/2021 at 1:08 AM, Kudasai said:

I can't be the only one who thought the pizza from Chuck E. Cheese was awful

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I don't have fond memories of it as a kid but have you been in one recently ?

 

It ain't too bad 

[Vamped]

This board is dying and I'm afraid I'll never get the answers to the questions I really want to know the answers to: 

Will the virgins ever get laid?

     If they will, How Sway?

Will Scoob ever get to see Ghostrek's peen?

      Is it even impressive?

Will Kudasai's dad ever tell him he smashed that lady on his massage table?

Will Sorce get excessively bougie after she writes a crazy good story and makes all the money?

Will DoomWellActually well actually himself into a relationship?

Is Nabs going to secure appropriate housing and live a life without pests?

Will Sawdy, Pooh, Buddy, and Disco ever meet up and trash an unsuspecting  bar/hotel/ burn down an IHOP at 3am?! 

Is that one dude going to make it as a comedian and make me start watching The Daily Show? 

Who is actually funnier? That one dude or Mix?

Am I ever going to secure a corgi? Legally or illegally?

When I (il)legally secure the corgi, how will I alert Molar?

Who has more anxiety ... me or Naraku?

Will Athena ever like her job?

How will I find out about Disco's upcoming handicraft projects?

What is Odin's creamy grandbaby going to be for next year's Halloween?

Is Pat's baby still watching her soaps in her little baby sacks?

 

 

[Nabreezy]

  On 11/10/2021 at 2:36 AM, Vamped said:

Who is actually funnier? That one dude or Mix?

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Mix by miles

Wonderful post by the way. 

You're right, the party is winding down. Finally ending. 

I think this is a good place to leave it. 

Hope you acquire that corgi. 

[bnmjy]

Yeah, I feel the end is near . . . it's been a good run.

[molarbear]

  On 11/10/2021 at 2:36 AM, Vamped said:

This board is dying and I'm afraid I'll never get the answers to the questions I really want to know the answers to: 

Will the virgins ever get laid?

     If they will, How Sway?

Will Scoob ever get to see Ghostrek's peen?

      Is it even impressive?

Will Kudasai's dad ever tell him he smashed that lady on his massage table?

Will Sorce get excessively bougie after she writes a crazy good story and makes all the money?

Will DoomWellActually well actually himself into a relationship?

Is Nabs going to secure appropriate housing and live a life without pests?

Will Sawdy, Pooh, Buddy, and Disco ever meet up and trash an unsuspecting  bar/hotel/ burn down an IHOP at 3am?! 

Is that one dude going to make it as a comedian and make me start watching The Daily Show? 

Who is actually funnier? That one dude or Mix?

Am I ever going to secure a corgi? Legally or illegally?

When I (il)legally secure the corgi, how will I alert Molar?

Who has more anxiety ... me or Naraku?

Will Athena ever like her job?

How will I find out about Disco's upcoming handicraft projects?

What is Odin's creamy grandbaby going to be for next year's Halloween?

Is Pat's baby still watching her soaps in her little baby sacks?

 

 

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Telepathy, duh

Plus hopefully I'll hear it's little borks while we're bashing zombies

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Does the WNBA have cheerleaders? If so, are they male or female?

[scoobdog]

  On 11/10/2021 at 7:35 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Does the WNBA have cheerleaders? If so, are they male or female?

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Yes and both.

[bnmjy]

Rereading Harry Potter for . . . I lost count. Something about this time of year just lures me into that world. Maybe it has something to do with the sunlight. The days get darker, as do the books as they progress.

[Kudasai]

Animal Antics in Donkey Kong Country is not as hard as people have made it out to be. I'm so disapponted

[Kudasai]

So they put the Christmas music on 

 

 

[Vamped]

Shit .... I think I fucked around and played on the internet all day at work 

[Vamped]

Me: