What Are You Thinking About Right Now?

[DragonSinger]

I'm so writing porn after this.

[BooThickemz]

Porn

[Vamped]

I went into this rendition of Jolene by Lil Nas X thinking I'd hate it. 

I don't actually ... or maybe I just really like the song 

[Kudasai]

14 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

I'm so writing porn after this.

[DragonSinger]

I'mma steal that GI Joe gif.

[Chapinator_X]

11 hours ago, Vamped said:

I went into this rendition of Jolene by Lil Nas X thinking I'd hate it. 

I don't actually ... or maybe I just really like the song 

I just heard a cover of Fleetwood Mac’s Gypsy from an indie band and my experience was like that. The dude sounded like he was from a bad Weezer cover band, but I was still vibing to it because the song is that nice.

Same with covers of Heart of Glass and Everybody Wants to Rule the World. If it hits the same emotional notes as the original, then it doesn’t matter if it sounds like turds. I’m still having a good time. 

[brian_boru]

Robot fisticuffs.

[DragonSinger]

Teslas have never appealed to me. I just don't get why some people are into them. Other status cars are at least pretty even if they're pieces of overpriced shit.

[Vamped]

Doing all the work to find fap material to have a high quality fap and then mom calls and wants to have a whole conversation.

 

Excuse me, I just need to slide my panties back up thanks. 

Please go on to tell me about the news.

[Kudasai]

Wondering when the heat will be turned on 

[BlackNoir]

2 hours ago, Vamped said:

Doing all the work to find fap material to have a high quality fap and then mom calls and wants to have a whole conversation.

 

Excuse me, I just need to slide my panties back up thanks. 

Please go on to tell me about the news.

...I hate having to cancel my faps.

[bnmjy]

4 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

Teslas have never appealed to me. I just don't get why some people are into them. Other status cars are at least pretty even if they're pieces of overpriced shit.

It's all Elon Musk's branding as being high class, luxurious, and eco friendly . . . when I read somewhere that the cars manufacturing processes are actually worse for the environment than conventional internal combustion cars. I think it has something to do with the batteries.

It will be interesting to see how gas stations change when more electric cars are on the road though. I'll wait to buy one when Toyota or Honda starts mass producing them, cheaply.

[molarbear]

I know people joke about it all the time but....

Really wondering how much poop just came out of me

[DragonSinger]

Y'all hate this man, and I want to know why. Y'all can't convince me otherwise because it's obvious y'all are using bad reviews to shoot your shot and annihilate him. I haven't seen reviews this witty and petty in YEARS! Straight up unloading full clips into this man with zero mercy, and my nosy ass wants to know what he did to piss...y'all...off. Given the situation he created with his rich producer daddy, he's totally capable of some shady shit, so there's gotta be something. And it ain't just the nepotism setting y'all off. Un uh. That's too plentiful in the entertainment industry to bring out the knives like this. It's bugging me so much, I WANT TO KNOOOOWWW!

[Kudasai]

I can't believe that I'm sleeping better with a night light than I was sleeping in total darkness

[Vamped]

I flat ironed my hair earlier this week and I sweated so naturally it waved back up at the top. I went to brunch with some friends and I was talking about getting my hair cut so we just popped into one or those supercut places. I already kinda knew they were gonna say no go on black hair but we tried it.

Still kinda makes me feel bad though. Guess it's time for a relaxer for real

[André Toulon]

13 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I flat ironed my hair earlier this week and I sweated so naturally it waved back up at the top. I went to brunch with some friends and I was talking about getting my hair cut so we just popped into one or those supercut places. I already kinda knew they were gonna say no go on black hair but we tried it.

Still kinda makes me feel bad though. Guess it's time for a relaxer for real

Why would you let them even if they said yes. 

 

[Kudasai]

I'm wondering how Speed Grapher will end 

[Vamped]

27 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

Why would you let them even if they said yes. 

 

I need a hair cut and I have no idea where to find a stylist for real. I usually happen upon one through family or friends but nobody has anything besides where to go get braids. 

[André Toulon]

5 minutes ago, Vamped said:

I need a hair cut and I have no idea where to find a stylist for real. I usually happen upon one through family or friends but nobody has anything besides where to go get braids. 

Damn, that sucks

[Kudasai]

King Crimson's "Fracture" might just be their best instrumental.

Edited September 28, 2021 by Kudasai

[Kudasai]

Probably going to go bed early because I'm feeling irratable. This whole day has been irratating.

Edited September 26, 2021 by Kudasai

[Vamped]

On 9/9/2021 at 6:55 PM, DragonSinger said:

I...did not expect that ending of Clickbait.

 

Me screaming this morning finishing it 

[Kudasai]

It's like they know that I'm not a people person but want to talk to me anyway

[Vamped]

Oh yeah .... the Monday anxiety is kicking in early

[Vamped]

Yooo.... Shigaraki is wilin' 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

I think I might have a man-crush on whoever is the voice of Itachi Uchiha from Naruto. I have no knowledge of this person whatsoever, but that voice man, that voice.

[André Toulon]

Sleeeeeeeep

[DragonSinger]

Oh folks are still seeing stylists? Broke ass home hair cut crew represent!

God I sounded like Nab. At least I made one small step towards being less poor. Now like a thousand more steps to go. Why is writing the only thing that I'm good at? Why couldn't the universe give me the attention span to actually learn about computers? 

[DragonSinger]

Oh that's right, Nimoy pops up in this show. How the hell did I forget that? I appreciated his guest appearances more on Fringe than the Star Trek reboot because it wasn't for fans but for himself.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

"Elelator go down the hooooooole."

Why and how in god's name did this randomly pop into my head after all these years decades?

[DragonSinger]

2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

"Elelator go down the hooooooole."

Why and how in god's name did this randomly pop into my head after all these years decades?

Probably the same reason why "Ducky go down the hole" gets stuck in my head. Repetitive phrases I heard in movies and shows always come back to me.

God I'm tired, and I have more work to do.

[Vamped]

On 9/28/2021 at 7:36 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I think I might have a man-crush on whoever is the voice of Itachi Uchiha from Naruto. I have no knowledge of this person whatsoever, but that voice man, that voice.

 

[Kim Kardashian]

[DragonSinger]

Twitter nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

[Kudasai]

Moving on from certain anime. I just not interested in these shows anymore to continue on their respective upcoming seasons.

[Vamped]

There's curse of chippendales ...

What could it be?!

Edited October 1, 2021 by Vamped

[DragonSinger]

I'm sick and tired of California and their delicious fucking food. And I can tell when a local foodie I follow on Instagram goes to California just based on the new pics they post cuz I know damn well they ain't get that shit in Georgia. Fuck y'all and having money to travel. 

Edited October 1, 2021 by DragonSinger

[GuyBeardmane]

30 minutes ago, Vamped said:

There's curse of chippendales ...

What could it be?!

[bnmjy]

I was in the middle of working doordash and had to call support. Once the call ended, it misdialed one of my old friends I hadn't talked to in years and hoped to remain off her radar for quite some time. Fortunately, I hung up before the timer started, but it's still awkward af.

[scoobdog]

Not to piggy back on to Benji, but my cousin butt dialed his mom while we were in the office today.  Like seven times, while riding on a jet ski out in the Caribbean.  I was kind of pissed.

Edited October 1, 2021 by scoobdog

[Nope]

9 hours ago, scoobdog said:

Not to piggy

That would be a first. 

[André Toulon]

3 hours ago, Nope said:

That would be a first. 

@SnitchyMcRat

[DragonSinger]

https://unevenedge.com/forum/30-dumpster-fires/

I wish I had art that was ready to post this month, but I am an overworked wussy with nadda.

[Kudasai]

Gotta cancel pork chop night for the second time this week 

[Kudasai]

It's time to start the MST3K horror movie month 

[André Toulon]

Why....

I mean it's just not normal...

Why do I like Arby's

.....I blame Reno 911. Every time I get it, I refer to it as "delicious Arby's" like Dangle, and those 2 things just collide then BAM I'm eating Arby's

Edited October 1, 2021 by André Toulon

[Vamped]

This ambulance transport service dropped off "snacks" to encourage referrals 

 

..... it's old people candy 

Those white minty life savers and Werther's originals XD

 

[André Toulon]

2 minutes ago, Vamped said:

This ambulance transport service dropped off "snacks" to encourage referrals 

 

..... it's old people candy 

Those white minty life savers and Werther's originals XD

 

.......

I don't see the probl... .

OMG, I'm old people

[mthor]

49 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

.......

I don't see the probl... .

OMG, I'm old people

No, I'm  old people, and I don't eat that shit.

Edit: sometimes I eat wintergreen life savers, but that's more so that I can bite them to see if they make sparks as opposed to actually liking them.

Edited October 1, 2021 by mthor