NEW UNEVENEDGE EMPLOYEE

[Mix]

Hi everybody!

My name is Anthony. I am the new moderator and charitable contribution coordinator of Unevenedge.

I'm so excited to be here. My best friend @Raptorpat always talks about you all and he's been offering me a job here for years.

I would always laugh and say, "maybe some day, Pat, maybe some day."

I have to be honest, I never thought the day would come. I never....I never thought......it's just....well, i'm just glad to be here.

If you'll excuse me, I have to go cry in the bathroom for a little bit. My therapist says it's normal.

[Insipid]

Ok, now use your newfound powers to pardon fuggs.

[[classic swim]]

Oh hey Ant.

[The_annoying_one]

Hey, Anthony! Think you can put in a good word for me with the higher-ups?

Edited December 5, 2023 by The_annoying_one
How the hell did spell check replace “Hey” with “Yo”?

[Mix]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:14 AM, Insipid said:

Ok, now use your newfound powers to pardon fuggs.

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Who is Fuggs and what did they do?

I bet they didn't do anything at all. I bet they were just a star that shone so bright that the sky grew jealous and cast them down from the heavens!

I will do everything in my power to help your friend or my name isn't Geor Anthony Devulder.

[Mix]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:19 AM, [classic swim] said:

Oh hey Ant.

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Sup

[Mix]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:21 AM, The_annoying_one said:

Hey, Anthony! Think you can put in a good word for me with the higher-ups?

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Depends, what are you willing to do for me?

[The_annoying_one]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:27 AM, Anthony Devulder said:

Depends, what are you willing to do for me?

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Name your price.

[Mix]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:31 AM, The_annoying_one said:

Name your price.

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Do you have a passport?

[The_annoying_one]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:33 AM, Anthony Devulder said:

Do you have a passport?

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I do not. I’ve never been on a plane before in my life.

[Mix]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:36 AM, The_annoying_one said:

I do not. I’ve never been on a plane before in my life.

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I have no use for you

[The_annoying_one]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:44 AM, Anthony Devulder said:

I have no use for you

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I see no reason to live anymore!

[Raptorpat]

This guy had an outstanding resume and I am shocked that he was available for the role.

[André Toulon]

I still think you're nabs

[scoobdog]

Are you going to be the fun Anthony?

[Gemini]

  On 12/5/2023 at 9:12 PM, scoobdog said:

Are you going to be the fun Anthony?

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One would hope. The other one was shit.

[katt_goddess]

I peed on this thread.

[Mix]

  On 12/5/2023 at 9:12 PM, scoobdog said:

Are you going to be the fun Anthony?

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I'm going to be as fun as the law allows.

[Mix]

  On 12/5/2023 at 10:53 PM, katt_goddess said:

I peed on this thread.

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kinky

[molarbear]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:26 AM, Anthony Devulder said:

Who is Fuggs and what did they do?

I bet they didn't do anything at all. I bet they were just a star that shone so bright that the sky grew jealous and cast them down from the heavens!

isn't Geor Anthony Devulder.

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...Wait a second

Nope, it checks out. I thought you resembled that shit stain, but you clearly have a mustache 

[Mix]

  On 12/5/2023 at 11:36 PM, molarbear said:

...Wait a second

Nope, it checks out. I thought you resembled that shit stain, but you clearly have a mustache 

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Thank you for noticing my mustache.

I am a big mustache aficionado and i'm quite pleased with it.

Obviously, I've had it for years and I can scarcely remember what I look like without it.

Edited December 5, 2023 by Anthony Devulder

[SwimOdin]

I know an Anthony when I see one 

[tsar4]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:04 AM, Anthony Devulder said:

My best friend @Raptorpat always talks about you all

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All Lies!  Lies I tell ya!  That building spontaneously combusted!

Welcome Agony D.!

Edited December 6, 2023 by tsar4

[scoobdog]

  On 12/5/2023 at 11:19 PM, Anthony Devulder said:

I'm going to be as fun as the law allows.

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I’m holding you to it.

[UwPp]

The real question of this thread is, @Raptorpat has friends? 

[Mix]

  On 12/6/2023 at 4:13 AM, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said:

The real question of this thread is, @Raptorpat has friends? 

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Of course he does. 

He has a gang of friends.

He is a criminally underrated friend, imho.

His friends love him so much, they give him fun nicknames like The Boss or Godfather or The Raven. 

There's no better friend than The Raven.

And there's no better house sitter than Anthony Devulder. Hire me to watch your stuff! 

[Mix]

  On 12/6/2023 at 3:49 AM, scoobdog said:

I’m holding you to it.

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I like being held.

Softly, then tight, then softly again.

[Mix]

  On 12/6/2023 at 2:02 AM, SwimOdin said:

I know an Anthony when I see one 

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And I know a cop when I see one. 

This is harassment.

 

[André Toulon]

In my house, my stuff watches you

[UwPp]

  On 12/6/2023 at 3:49 PM, Anthony Devulder said:

Of course he does. 

He has a gang of friends.

He is a criminally underrated friend, imho.

His friends love him so much, they give him fun nicknames like The Boss or Godfather or The Raven. 

There's no better friend than The Raven.

And there's no better house sitter than Anthony Devulder. Hire me to watch your stuff! 

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No thanks. You might be plotting with @UwP x gemmysandyrock to steal Mew. 

[crackymckrackin]

  On 12/5/2023 at 11:20 PM, Anthony Devulder said:

kinky

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Cabbage.

[katt_goddess]

  On 12/6/2023 at 11:40 PM, tiny hands said:

Cabbage.

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Sophistry.

[naraku360]

  On 12/5/2023 at 5:04 AM, Anthony Devulder said:

My best friend @Raptorpat always talks about you all and he's been offering me a job here for years.

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Why would he ever do that to you? We're just the worst.

[PhilosipherStoned]

[ghostrek]

@Anthony Devulder hello wecome