Mix

He has way funnier shorts.

Congrats! Try to enjoy it. I've never seen so many people in denial. Knicks fans were behaving like an abused pet that refused to acknowledge it's in a loving home now.

Ok, so apparently the definition of salad has expanded over the years to include basically everything. This explains how those salad restaurants stay in business.

I guess I'm going to look up the word salad.....and probably pudding, while I'm at it.

I usually let the voices have their say while I'm cleaning. It's kind of Therapeutic.

Well, there are known knowns and known unknowns. But there are also unknown unknowns; things we don't know that we don't know. The absence of evidence isn't evidence of absence. She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

Look on the bright side. We get to see ICE take on actual aliens.

That's a classy Walmart. Mine doesn't even have cashiers anymore. Last time I went, I stocked the groceries before I shopped the groceries and checked myself out.

What's the stick for? A veneer of safety on a suicide mission seems odd.

The guy that played Benny killed it. I'm not saying he could have saved the sequel, but he would have made it more fun.

Karate was a helluva scam

Ok, I just watched the second movie. In her defense, she tried to go away with him, but he just had to fight the Rock at Summerslam

The guy fighting for love is evil. The guys who owned people, tortured them, and created the curse were the good guys. My parents wouldn't let me watch Ninja Turtles, but this was fine.

Honestly, I don't think I would have been satisfied with any ending. The books were such a potent escape.