fuggnificent Posted March 22, 2017 Posted March 22, 2017 I said gays should have civil unions instead of marriage so religious folks could shut up He just wanted to cheat on his fiance once before he got married It was too hard to make me cum Id had a baby and had a depo shot which caused me to bleed for months and he thought blood got on his dick I asked for $50 I lived far away and his sister convinced him that it was too far and i couldn't be trusted I worked too much (from a fireman who actually spent the night as his fucking job) I called his momma a raggedy looking bitch
fuggnificent Posted March 22, 2017 Author Posted March 22, 2017 Oh and recently: i took too long to meet him and he was too young to keep waiting and had to live his life
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 she decided she didn't love me anymore. ::]::
nameraka Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 ::]:: yep. that's the face she made when she said it.
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 My dick was too big. you have to have actually dated someone first to be dumped and you must have very small hands
Bouvre Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 I called his momma a raggedy looking bitch Was she? My reasons: I didn't make a fast enough move on her. I came out as gay to her. We were moving, geographically, in opposite directions, several thousand miles. I only thought I was being dumped because I was finally getting some from my crush. Turns out I was his hookup.
Greeny Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 you have to have actually dated someone first to be dumped and you must have very small hands Coming from you, that insult didn't hurt at all.
Kudasai Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Well she hated my guts and I wasn't too fond of her either
MEXobiologist Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 ex girlfriend he secretly still loved moved back i cut my hair its not you, its me, i need to work on myself (aka i want to get other tail) because i don't snowboard
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 Was she? My reasons: I didn't make a fast enough move on her. I came out as gay to her. We were moving, geographically, in opposite directions, several thousand miles. I only thought I was being dumped because I was finally getting some from my crush. Turns out I was his hookup. She is. She looks like a craggly old sun burnt bitch. Her meddling ways still piss me off. She changed her profile pic to one of her grandkids after I said that because she knew it was true.
SwimModSponges Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 The effects of my brain damage caused me to behave inappropriately.
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 The effects of my brain damage caused me to behave inappropriately. i thought youve only had one girlfriend. dr.girlfriend... dont tell me yall broke up
SwimModSponges Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 This was waaaay back in highschool after the bus crash.
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 This was waaaay back in highschool after the bus crash. oh. sux. her loss. you're awesome now. i didnt know you had brain damage. that makes 3 awesome brain damaged folks i know. its not so bad.
SwimModSponges Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Nah, I had it coming. Whipping my dick out in public and attacking geese and shit. Ok, I never actually did that, but I came pretty damn close.
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 Nah, I had it coming. Whipping my dick out in public and attacking geese and shit. Ok, I never actually did that, but I came pretty damn close. when i dated him, my brain damaged ex was very inappropriate all the damn time. after i dumped him i would have nightmares where he wasn't even doing anything... he was just THERE we are good friends now and his inappropriateness makes me laugh
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 One was mutual because she moved to Colorado and this was before I used interwebz for more than myspace or the Boards One just legit fell off the face of the earth... but I didn't care because the final month with her, I found out she was a fucking psycho.
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 One was mutual because she moved to Colorado and this was before I used interwebz for more than myspace or the Boards One just legit fell off the face of the earth... but I didn't care because the final month with her, I found out she was a fucking psycho. how was she a psycho?
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 how was she a psycho? Lied about her friend being killed in a car accident, lied to me from day one about her dad pasing away, wanted me to marry her after 2 months....
Vamped Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Lied about her friend being killed in a car accident, lied to me from day one about her dad pasing away, wanted me to marry her after 2 months.... whut
André Toulon Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 #Protip, sidebitches don't get dumped because they weren't shit to begin with.
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 #Protip, sidebitches don't get dumped because they weren't shit to begin with. I was exclusively dating all those guys except the engaged one.
Guest The Hound Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 ive been dumped three times once because - fuck that bitch she was a stupid fucking attention seeking whore two because her daddy and mommy were so rich that her head was constantly up her ass to the point she's complain about being able to smell her own shit all day. three because she's a fucking mental nut case and has 0 fucking clue what she's doing in life ive done the dumping multiple times funniest was honestly this one chick had a reallllllly good body, we got along really well, like the same shit... and i was seriously attracted to her at first.... but then her gummy ass smile started getting to me..... i couldn't do it anymore. :D
Guest The Hound Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 #Protip, sidebitches don't get dumped because they weren't shit to begin with. what about if you're like... not double dipping, so like... one month you're pretty much banging the same one, and then the next month you're banging another one, but the third month finally comes around and you're back with the first, but the second tells you to fuck off because she finds nudes in your phone EVEN though it was never FB official or anything? i dont count that.
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 ive been dumped three times once because - fuck that bitch she was a stupid fucking attention seeking whore two because her daddy and mommy were so rich that her head was constantly up her ass to the point she's complain about being able to smell her own shit all day. three because she's a fucking mental nut case and has 0 fucking clue what she's doing in life ive done the dumping multiple times funniest was honestly this one chick had a reallllllly good body, we got along really well, like the same shit... and i was seriously attracted to her at first.... but then her gummy ass smile started getting to me..... i couldn't do it anymore. :D LMAO we need the one you dumped in this thread "My smile was too gummy" lolololol!
André Toulon Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 what about if you're like... not double dipping, so like... one month you're pretty much banging the same one, and then the next month you're banging another one, but the third month finally comes around and you're back with the first, but the second tells you to fuck off because she finds nudes in your phone EVEN though it was never FB official or anything? i dont count that. Guess I don't really know since if I'm tired of a woman, I leave. I simply don't have time for 2 women.....Never have, even when I was unemployed and banging rails all day. I enjoy my me time too much to give 2 girls attention at once.
Guest The Hound Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 LMAO we need the one you dumped in this thread "My smile was too gummy" lolololol! bitch knew it.
Guest The Hound Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Guess I don't really know since if I'm tired of a woman, I leave. I simply don't have time for 2 women.....Never have, even when I was unemployed and banging rails all day. I enjoy my me time too much to give 2 girls attention at once. rails of what? coke? I know a lot of people who do that shit with percs and I can't stand it. shit makes me throw up
André Toulon Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 rails of what? coke? I know a lot of people who do that shit with percs and I can't stand it. shit makes me throw up Coke just got old for me after a while......I don't like being on edge, but it was so available to me in 2000-2007 that it was a nice escape. I quit it cold turkey and haven't missed it once. I prefer weed and alcohol.
Sawdamizer Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 She died. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap:
Rogue_Alphonse Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 She died. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: But you didn't find out until after you came.
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 She died. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: We arent talking about your hookers on the weekends
Sawdamizer Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 She really died... you insensitive faggots and fat nigs.
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 She really died... you insensitive faggots and fat nigs. Did you tie cinderblocks on her feet and dump her in the river afterwards?
Sawdamizer Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Did you tie cinderblocks on her feet and dump her in the river afterwards? The needle in her arm handled all that.
fuggnificent Posted March 24, 2017 Author Posted March 24, 2017 The needle in her arm handled all that. Well this thread was fun...
CutieQuesadilla Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 I never got dumped. One i left in a different state after he punched me in the mouth and pushed my snakebites through my lip. He passed away. The other one cheated on me and expected me to stick around and be ok with it. Now he's with the big white girl he cheated on me with. She looks like Amy Schumer. Lol.
André Toulon Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 She died. :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: I really didn't expect you do do this man, but ok.
1pooh4u Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 I honestly don't remember. Mostly it was cuz I'm a little bit nuts. One dude was gay. I don't remember anything more specific
Swimmod_Luna Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 I only thought I was being dumped because I was finally getting some from my crush. Turns out I was his hookup. This one puts it better than I ever could. Happened to me twice
MEXobiologist Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 EVEN though it was never FB official or anything? idk man, unless you're married, i don't see the point in changing relationship statuses on social media to begin with. thats like... the ultimate recipe for inviting people into your private relationship drama.
naraku360 Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Left hand got jealous that I always use the right.
SwimModSponges Posted March 24, 2017 Posted March 24, 2017 Left hand got jealous that I always use the right. I'm right handed but I've actually been using exclusively the left for fapping for as far back as I can remember. I'd recommend it.
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