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Around 2004/2005, there was a thread that Grande Dame Romana & I populated consistently with the occasional other Babbler's poking their heads & thoughts in.  I think she worked the bar &

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Bacardi 151 shot I need to toast Saddy.  

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*entire bar goes quiet, which is understandable with only a couple of patrons* We don't use that word here.  *slides a White Ukrainian to the_annoying_one*

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34 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

On a serious note. I've been on a vodka kick because I don't drink nearly as much as I do rum (especially Sailor Jerry's, that stuff goes down like water). But it has put me on a Buddy's kick. It's cheeeeap. $14 for a handle. But it's surprisingly good! Or maybe I have poor taste in vodka.

 

I'll have another.

 

And don't you dare give me Malort.

Another bottle? Duuuuude!

*Grabs a bottle of Popov from the freezer*

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3 minutes ago, romana said:

You know what I need.  That's a Guinness.  And I probably can't even spell it at this point of the night.  

Nailed it.  *Pours a proper pint* 

But you're on the.wrong side of this bar!

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2 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

Nailed it.  *Pours a proper pint* 

But you're on the.wrong side of this bar!

You know me.  You can't pin me down to anywhere.  :LithiumSmiley:

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2 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

On a serious note. I've been on a vodka kick because I don't drink nearly as much as I do rum (especially Sailor Jerry's, that stuff goes down like water). But it has put me on a Buddy's kick. It's cheeeeap. $14 for a handle. But it's surprisingly good! Or maybe I have poor taste in vodka.

 

I'll have another.

 

And don't you dare give me Malort.

I am not the biggest vodka guy but Deep Eddies Vodka is so good. The lemon Deep Eddies is like gods cum when it is just mixed with water. 

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10 hours ago, atomicinumatt said:

Yassss all the good snack foods! 

Leave some for me!  😆
 

Good morning all!  Hope everyone has a good day.  *finds coffee maker and starts brewing*. Hope the bar keep doesn’t mind…

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1 hour ago, eklipse said:

Leave some for me!  😆
 

Good morning all!  Hope everyone has a good day.  *finds coffee maker and starts brewing*. Hope the bar keep doesn’t mind…

Want Bailey's with that?  We also have a mean Bloody.

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24 minutes ago, eklipse said:

Oh man, I haven’t had bailey’s in coffee in forever.  So yummy! 

One of my favorites, but when I first discovered them the Park West concert theater was charging an arm and a leg for them.

*provides one to eklipse*

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On 5/28/2023 at 1:19 PM, eklipse said:

Leave some for me!  😆
 

Good morning all!  Hope everyone has a good day.  *finds coffee maker and starts brewing*. Hope the bar keep doesn’t mind…

I just live about 10 miles from the factory.  I can get more anytime we need it!  :LithiumHeart:

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Evening all!  *gets myself a hot cup of decaf green tea, with a splash of milk*  I have to wake up so early tomorrow. 🥹

Random Q:  can we delete our posts?  I’m probably dumb and missed it. 

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4 minutes ago, eklipse said:

Evening all!  *gets myself a hot cup of decaf green tea, with a splash of milk*  I have to wake up so early tomorrow. 🥹

Random Q:  can we delete our posts?  I’m probably dumb and missed it. 

Unfortunately, we cannot delete our own posts. You can edit out whatever you said, though, if you want to.

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3 minutes ago, eklipse said:

Thank you!  Hey, you changed your picture.  :LithiumSmiley:

Also, I don’t think Tsar will mind if you help yourself with the bar.  (I hope)

 

Yeah, the last one was a little…meh. :LithiumSmileyLaugh:

I don’t think I feel like drinking tonight. I might check out the jukebox in a bit, though.

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7 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

I would like a shot.

*Pulls out a horse needle and a vial of some clear liquid*

Arm or Ass?  Oh wait, you meant a drink, didn't you?  *Hastily hides everything and pours a shot of Jameson*

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1 hour ago, tsar4 said:

*Pulls out a horse needle and a vial of some clear liquid*

Arm or Ass?  Oh wait, you meant a drink, didn't you?  *Hastily hides everything and pours a shot of Jameson*

*sits down at bar and raises hand* Bartender, may I also have a shot of Jameson, please. Thank you.

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10 hours ago, eklipse said:

Random Q:  can we delete our posts?  I’m probably dumb and missed it.

The software doesn't differentiate between OPs and replies with regards to delete authority, so for example if tsar wanted to delete his OP then he'd delete the entire thread. It got misused early on and there's no workaround, so we had to turn it off.

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1 minute ago, atomicinumatt said:

I have not had Lemonheads candy in ages and miss them.

Thank you good sir! 

I used to drive past the Ferrara Pan factory often, even applied to them when I was laid off.

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3 minutes ago, tsar4 said:

I used to drive past the Ferrara Pan factory often, even applied to them when I was laid off.

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When I was a child I used to always wonder what it would be like to work in a candy factory. Ah, to be young again. 

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2 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

When I was a child I used to always wonder what it would be like to work in a candy factory. Ah, to be young again. 

Candy Capital of the US was one of the nicknames that Chicago lost over the years - Mars, Brach's, Curtiss, Wrigley, Ferrara, and a bunch of others were headquartered there.

Beer Capital of the US was another.

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I have survived bronchitis, and I'm thirsty.  

I went to a Celtic Festival on Saturday and was completely dismayed that they did not have Guinness on tap.  

I desperately need a Guinness.  Please?

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55 minutes ago, romana said:

I have survived bronchitis, and I'm thirsty.  

I went to a Celtic Festival on Saturday and was completely dismayed that they did not have Guinness on tap.  

I desperately need a Guinness.  Please?

*Places a properly poured pint before Romana*  

Sláinte!

NP: https://youtu.be/2Mf_oX69FYs

 

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