tsar4 Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Haha I know this song because Zappa covered it live on the Philly '76 live album. **Orders scotch on the rocks, bartenders choice, as well as another Natty Light and then stumbles away to find the junk box.** *places order where atomicinumatt was sitting* "The New York Dolls covered it too." NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbKREkuDh3s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 BTW - it's the 49 anniversary of the release of "Apostrophe" today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romana Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 It's late, but I had to drop in and see how the place is doing. I'm going to try to scare up some of the old-timers that are still lurking out on Facebook. It's about bedtime, but I'll pull a pint of Guinness for myself for sleeping purposes. *leaves a platter of chocolate chip cookies on the bar*. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 *comes back in from smoking....eyeballs cookies* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 *calmly walks to the men's room to relieve himself* *reemerges after using the facilities in the men's room and walks back to his seat at the bar* Okay, bartender. May I now have some Jameson's, please? Also, does the DJ take requests? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 *slowly wakes up on the bathroom floor* Hey….what are all these shoe prints on me? And why does my everything hurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeoplesPoet Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 *walks in, notices motley crew* they used to call me crapshot, it was something my director always used to try to put in a sentence if he could. *waves at barkeep* I'll just take a cool glass of water, ohh and 100 bucks worth of quarters for the Galiga machines *puts in quarter* 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 who peed on the floor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 23, 2023 Share Posted March 23, 2023 I was passed out on the bathroom floor for a full 24 hours. What do you expect? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 On 3/21/2023 at 2:05 PM, André Toulon said: QUARTERS, 10 BUCKS IN QUARTERS!!!!! Lemme get a sprite....7up or sierra is fine, but if you bring me a Starry, this place better be insured. *slides you a "Bubble Up* 7up is for mixer only. Be thankful it's not "Teem". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 5 hours ago, SuperWastedOnLife said: *calmly walks to the men's room to relieve himself* *reemerges after using the facilities in the men's room and walks back to his seat at the bar* Okay, bartender. May I now have some Jameson's, please? Also, does the DJ take requests? *passes a rocks glass, half full of Jameson's* Yeah, I take requests, whether I play them is another story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 23, 2023 Author Share Posted March 23, 2023 3 hours ago, PeoplesPoet said: I'll just take a cool glass of water, ohh and 100 bucks worth of quarters for the Galiga machines *passes Crapshot a glass of water* Thought you looked familiar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 24, 2023 Author Share Posted March 24, 2023 *tsar comes back from the basement with a case of Jameson* Ok, here's the deal. We're going to create a "Wall of Remembrance". Everyone will get free shots to drink a toast to those who have gone before us on the boards. We will do shots until we run out of names to toast, or are too drunk to remember. Each name will go up on the wall. I'll start - To RyanfromtheShire/Ryanasfolk (and some other alias I don't remember). "Ypa!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 *holds glass of Jameson in the air* To Moparman! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 *raises a bottle to EVIL_YAMI_RUSH* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 Can you put on the ucla / Gonzaga game? Also a martini, please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Can you put on the ucla / Gonzaga game? Also a martini, please. *watches game as well* Man, what a hell of a game. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 49 minutes ago, SuperWastedOnLife said: *watches game as well* Man, what a hell of a game. Gotta love that finish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icarus27k Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 *initial anxiety about entering, but then realizes I am now arguably too old to care about crap like that* So the rumors ARE true. A relaunch. *Slides to the bar and addresses tsar4* It's been a long time. Glad you're still around. A Sazerac please. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 3 hours ago, Icarus27k said: *initial anxiety about entering, but then realizes I am now arguably too old to care about crap like that* So the rumors ARE true. A relaunch. *Slides to the bar and addresses tsar4* It's been a long time. Glad you're still around. A Sazerac please. Do you not FB anymore....I sent you several invites via PM on FB....Years ago mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 24, 2023 Author Share Posted March 24, 2023 5 hours ago, Icarus27k said: *initial anxiety about entering, but then realizes I am now arguably too old to care about crap like that* So the rumors ARE true. A relaunch. *Slides to the bar and addresses tsar4* It's been a long time. Glad you're still around. A Sazerac please. *Delivers the order* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBlB8RAJEEc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 24, 2023 Author Share Posted March 24, 2023 (yawn) NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m121tmJzcAc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 24, 2023 Share Posted March 24, 2023 *holds hand in air to get bargender's attention* Hey, can you put it on the Houston vs. Miami (Fl.) game, please? It's the Sweet 16. Oh, and may I get a Guinness as well, please? Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 (edited) Hmm….let’s see….. I’ve already had a hard apple cider tonight, and I’m currently nursing a vodka & Sprite (in real life). What do you recommend, barkeep? Edited March 25, 2023 by The_annoying_one Hard apple cider isn’t beer…. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 (edited) 34 minutes ago, SuperWastedOnLife said: *holds hand in air to get bargender's attention* Hey, can you put it on the Houston vs. Miami (Fl.) game, please? It's the Sweet 16. Oh, and may I get a Guinness as well, please? Thanks. *pours SuperWastedOnLife a proper pint, and despite finding basketball less entertaining than a bad round of golf, turns on the game as requested* Edited March 25, 2023 by tsar4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 Just now, tsar4 said: *pours SupwerWastedOnLife a proper pint, and despite finding basketball less entertaining than a bad round of golf, turns on the game as requested* Thanks. *sees score* Well, I may regret this. We're currently losing. This may not end well. *takes sip of Guinness* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 21 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Hmm….let’s see….. I’ve already had a hard apple cider tonight, and I’m currently nursing a vodka & Sprite (in real life). What do you recommend, barkeep? How about a Stone Sour? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, tsar4 said: How about a Stone Sour? Hmm…. I’m a big fan of the band (if you’re familiar with them). Hit me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said: Hmm…. I’m a big fan of the band (if you’re familiar with them). Hit me. *tsar deftly mixes Wild Turkey 101 with the rest of the ingredients and serves to The_annoying_one with a flourish* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: *tsar deftly mixes Wild Turkey 101 with the rest of the ingredients and serves to The_annoying_one with a flourish* *The_annoying_one finishes his drink in one big gulp* Thank yo—*passes out on the floor again* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 (edited) 2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: *The_annoying_one finishes his drink in one big gulp* Thank yo—*passes out on the floor again* *tsar sighs, grabs something from behind the bar, moves over to where The_annoying_one is laying and places orange traffic cones around him* Edited March 25, 2023 by tsar4 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, tsar4 said: *tsar sighs, grabs something from behind the bar, moves over to where The_annoying_one is laying and places orange traffic cones around him* *The_annoying_one suddenly wakes up and sees numerous traffic cones around him* I’m becoming a liability, aren’t I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said: *The_annoying_one suddenly wakes up and sees numerous traffic cones around him* I’m becoming a liability, aren’t I? *tsar peers over the bar* I got you. NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NWYXJ04KCM 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 Pizzas are ready 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Pizzas are ready *is tempted, but just ate quite a bit of chicken lasagna* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Pizzas are ready Awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 Just now, SuperWastedOnLife said: Awesome! Chicago Tavern style, party cut. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 1 minute ago, tsar4 said: Chicago Tavern style, party cut. *grabs a plate so he can get a couple slices to help soothe the potential letdown by his favorite college basketball team* Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP1uEmQHtiw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Chicago Tavern style, party cut. That’s what I’m talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 *acivates stupid walking perk* **bursts through the bar door max speed doing a knees over head hand stand** **trips over nothing into a tumbleweed roll right into a bar chair** house best please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: house best please! *tsar reaches under the bar, ladles a dark purple liquid into a pint glass and passes it to PhilosipherStoned* Enjoy your Trash Can Punch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: *tsar reaches under the bar, ladles a dark purple liquid into a pint glass and passes it to PhilosipherStoned* Enjoy your Trash Can Punch! ** guzzles trash can punch** **eyes other patrons shiftily thinking this can't be the house best** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: ** guzzles trash can punch** **eyes other patrons shiftily thinking this can't be the house best** Give it a second or two... (trash can punch - prepare realemon limeade per instructions, mix with realemon lemonade prepared per instructions, add a can of Hawaiian Punch, stir in a bottle of vodka and a pint of Everclear, add sliced fruit) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: ** guzzles trash can punch** **eyes other patrons shiftily thinking this can't be the house best** *glares back at you* We gonna have a problem here? >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: ** guzzles trash can punch** **eyes other patrons shiftily thinking this can't be the house best** *looks back at you and lifts pint of Guinness* I'm just drowning my sorrows. Don't mind me, friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 2 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Give it a second or two... (trash can punch - prepare realemon limeade per instructions, mix with realemon lemonade prepared per instructions, add a can of Hawaiian Punch, stir in a bottle of vodka and a pint of Everclear, add sliced fruit) Touche barkeep. I knew I tasted a hint of death there. **finishes chugging trash can punch** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Touche barkeep. I knew I tasted a hint of death there. **finishes chugging trash can punch** The last person I saw drink the stuff kept going back for more, then left the party, went down to the river & came back with a large stone. He claimed it was a turtle and could not be dissuaded. Claimed he was going to make turtle soup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 25, 2023 Share Posted March 25, 2023 4 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: *glares back at you* We gonna have a problem here? >_> **Rides empty mug of trash can punch over to The_annoying_one** I dunno are we? 0_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 25, 2023 Author Share Posted March 25, 2023 *tsar gestures to the bouncer* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipmCyuIHLj0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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