tsar4 Posted April 25, 2023 Author Share Posted April 25, 2023 (edited) 6 hours ago, scoobdog said: Forget the Mojito, just get me a half-yard. *sighs, sets the mojito aside & pulls out the long horn glass filled with Barrel aged Abraxas* Maybe next time, you'll drink the wall? *points to the huge wall plaque with two lists of 25 drinks each* Edited April 25, 2023 by tsar4 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2023 Author Share Posted April 25, 2023 5 hours ago, Gemini said: *walks back into the establishment and takes a seat at the bar* Greetings, bartender! I hope you're doing well, sir. May I get an Irish Car Bomb, please, my good man? I'd be much obliged. *puts together the makings of an Irish Car Bomb, and delivers it in a glass with Daniel Carcillo's picture on it* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkO-m3sPoPA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted April 25, 2023 Share Posted April 25, 2023 7 hours ago, tsar4 said: *sighs, sets the mojito aside & pulls out the long horn glass filled with Barrel aged Abraxas* Maybe next time, you'll drink the wall? *points to the huge wall plaque with two lists of 25 drinks each* I'll take both since you already made the mojito. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 25, 2023 Author Share Posted April 25, 2023 14 hours ago, scoobdog said: I'll take both since you already made the mojito. *Hands over the mojito & opens a Red Stripe* Here's to you, Harry. NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYYkJ0kwNss 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 26, 2023 Share Posted April 26, 2023 It's a Tuesday and I walked in buzzed. Don't worry, I drove my golf cart. I'll take a rum and Coke. Extra rum. Today sucked, but the next three days will be boring. I know how to manage my work time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 27, 2023 Author Share Posted April 27, 2023 22 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: It's a Tuesday and I walked in buzzed. Don't worry, I drove my golf cart. I'll take a rum and Coke. Extra rum. Today sucked, but the next three days will be boring. I know how to manage my work time. *slides over the Cuba Libre* NP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoewdktzRjM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 (edited) I would absolutely love some vodka to calm my frayed nerves, please and thank you. Brand doesn’t matter to me. Edited April 27, 2023 by The_annoying_one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 27, 2023 Author Share Posted April 27, 2023 1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said: I would absolutely love some vodka to calm my frayed nerves, please and thank you. Brand doesn’t matter to me. *Pulls a bottle of Heritage out of the freezer & pours a shot* На здоров'я! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted April 28, 2023 Share Posted April 28, 2023 Yesterday, I had a cocktail called The Daphne at this nerdy bar. It was purple with an orange candy topping. Honestly, one of the best cocktails I ever had. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 29, 2023 Author Share Posted April 29, 2023 22 hours ago, Insipid said: Yesterday, I had a cocktail called The Daphne at this nerdy bar. It was purple with an orange candy topping. Honestly, one of the best cocktails I ever had. At least you know the name of it. The best I ever had was served at the Brown Derby in Lakeland, FL. From what I remember of the menu listing:1oz Light Rum, 1oz Dark Rum, 1oz Triple Sec, fruit juice, Ice & fruit slices - served in an oversized champagne glass (6" edge to edge diameter about 4" deep). This was well before I knew I can't have most fruits. We ordered them after dinner & the patrons (people we did not know) at the tables around us started laughing. The waiter let us know that people usually ordered the drink BEFORE dining. Quite the buzz. All the searching in the world since the 80s has not turned up the name. Disney has since bought the Brown Derby brand (except for one in Ohio, maybe). It is not the "Brown Derby Cocktail" and it may have been proprietary of the Lakeland restaurant (long since closed). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farg Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 I’d like a brompton cocktail. And an Arnold Palmer for chase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 29, 2023 Author Share Posted April 29, 2023 3 minutes ago, Farg said: I’d like a brompton cocktail. And an Arnold Palmer for chase. Sorry, no drugs here. Here's the Palmer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted April 29, 2023 Share Posted April 29, 2023 1 hour ago, tsar4 said: Sorry, no drugs here. Here's the Palmer. *Hurries to hide my perfectly legal meds* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farg Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 23 hours ago, tsar4 said: Sorry, no drugs here. Here's the Palmer. I’m sorry I guess I’ve kinda come out of the closet as of late with drugs. but check this out tsar https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b0iIA5p8swk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 I want a diphenhydramine cocktail with a dxm blasta. Please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 6, 2023 Author Share Posted May 6, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, Lemming said: I want a diphenhydramine cocktail with a dxm blasta. Please Best I can do is Father John's Cough Syrup with a Malort chaser. NP:https://youtu.be/u2ELqxc6BL4 Edited May 6, 2023 by tsar4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted May 6, 2023 Share Posted May 6, 2023 I foresee a night of tears in my beer. A blue moon please. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 7, 2023 Author Share Posted May 7, 2023 16 hours ago, Lemming said: I foresee a night of tears in my beer. A blue moon please. NP: https://youtu.be/tEgHXiKxhsE Or did you mean the beer? *provides the libation* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 Where did all the cobwebs come from? NP: Hmmm.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 *slowly enters the bar* Sorry, sir. Been under the weather lately. I would absolutely love a shot of vodka, though. Please and thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 (edited) *strolls into the bar and takes a stool, resting an arm on the countertop* How are you today, bartender? May I have a pint of Heineken, please? Thank you. Edited May 17, 2023 by Gemini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said: *slowly enters the bar* Sorry, sir. Been under the weather lately. I would absolutely love a shot of vodka, though. Please and thank you *Slides over the cure for what ails you* 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 37 minutes ago, Gemini said: *strolls into the bar and takes a stool, resting an arm on the countertop* How are you today, bartender? May I have a pint of Heineken, please? Thank you. *Draws the Heine* Heh, "Heine". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Two glasses of dandelion wine, please. One for me and one for the rabbit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 25 minutes ago, mthor said: Two glasses of dandelion wine, please. One for me and one for the rabbit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 Cup of coffee please. Got an early start today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 well, well, well...... of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world.... *sits at bar* *lights up pre-rolled* anything imported, on tap, prefer a white belgium if you got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 11 hours ago, mthor said: Two glasses of dandelion wine, please. One for me and one for the rabbit. *Passes over the wines* Please tell me your Rabbit friends name is "Harvey". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 10 hours ago, scoobdog said: Cup of coffee please. Got an early start today. *Serves the coffee and sets out a tray of Danishes and Bagels with schmeres* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 5 hours ago, discolé monade said: well, well, well...... of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world.... *sits at bar* *lights up pre-rolled* anything imported, on tap, prefer a white belgium if you got it. *uncaps a Hoegaarden & sets it and a glass before Discole* Prosit! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted May 17, 2023 Share Posted May 17, 2023 6 minutes ago, tsar4 said: *Passes over the wines* Please tell me your Rabbit friends name is "Harvey". No, it's FB, short for Fierce Bad, and if she was a pooka, she could buy her own drinks. As it stands, she's just an ill -tempered rabbit, and I'm trying to placate her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 17, 2023 Author Share Posted May 17, 2023 5 minutes ago, mthor said: No, it's FB, short for Fierce Bad, and if she was a pooka, she could buy her own drinks. As it stands, she's just an ill -tempered rabbit, and I'm trying to placate her. Lemme know if you need a "Holy Hand Grenade"...I know a guy. 1 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted May 21, 2023 Share Posted May 21, 2023 On 5/17/2023 at 7:30 PM, tsar4 said: *uncaps a Hoegaarden & sets it and a glass before Discole* Prosit! there's a good man. cheers. *takes healthy sip* *looks around* neato! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 21, 2023 Author Share Posted May 21, 2023 1 hour ago, discolé monade said: there's a good man. cheers. *takes healthy sip* *looks around* neato! Has its moments. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 Seems apropos - NP: "You don't have to get up and go to work tomorrow!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 I have it on good faith that the actual bartender will be showing up tomorrow, and that the DJ can stop serving drinks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 Can I have a whiskey and Dr Pepper mix with a Guinness and Angry Orchard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 V O D K A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 8 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: V O D K A ever i drink vodka i get abducted by aliens 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 I thought that was tequila Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 16 hours ago, Raptorpat said: I have it on good faith that the actual bartender will be showing up tomorrow, and that the DJ can stop serving drinks You got a problem with how I serve drinks? *slides you a crushed Bee Gees cd in a pint glass* 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 16 hours ago, ghostrek said: Can I have a whiskey and Dr Pepper mix with a Guinness and Angry Orchard One vomit-in-a-glass coming up! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 15 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: V O D K A *pulls Stoli out of the freezer & hands it to you with a rocks glass* 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 15 hours ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: I thought that was tequila NP: Obligatory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eklipse Posted May 27, 2023 Share Posted May 27, 2023 Hello good sir! Pour me a celebratory drink please! It’s the board’s 20th anniversary 🥳 (I remember you! Nice to see a name I recognize) 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 27, 2023 Author Share Posted May 27, 2023 51 minutes ago, eklipse said: Hello good sir! Pour me a celebratory drink please! It’s the board’s 20th anniversary 🥳 (I remember you! Nice to see a name I recognize) Well, if it isn't the lovely Miss Eklipse! *whips up a Mudslide & places it before her* 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 28, 2023 Author Share Posted May 28, 2023 (edited) All this 'membering got me nostalgic. NP: https://youtu.be/y3KEhWTnWvE https://youtu.be/izzM9LXqP-U one more - https://youtu.be/Tn9IyFLDtjk Edited May 28, 2023 by tsar4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 Hm, I have not been here in a while.. Hello bar keep, good to see you! **asks for Natty Light and a shot of Jim Beam** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted May 28, 2023 Author Share Posted May 28, 2023 18 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Hm, I have not been here in a while.. Hello bar keep, good to see you! **asks for Natty Light and a shot of Jim Beam** *delivers the beer and chaser* But, I'm just the fill-in - the real deal is supposed to show up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 8 hours ago, tsar4 said: *pulls Stoli out of the freezer & hands it to you with a rocks glass* On a serious note. I've been on a vodka kick because I don't drink nearly as much as I do rum (especially Sailor Jerry's, that stuff goes down like water). But it has put me on a Buddy's kick. It's cheeeeap. $14 for a handle. But it's surprisingly good! Or maybe I have poor taste in vodka. I'll have another. And don't you dare give me Malort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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