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20 minutes ago, Gemini said:

*walks into bar and sits down at bar counter* I, too, have returned.

Bartender, may I have some hard apple cider, please? Whatever you've got will be fine. Thanks.

Lots of people at the bar today.

*hugs everyone*

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6 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

*hugs you back* I almost hate to repeat an order from earlier, but could I also get a vodka & Sprite?

Haha that’s ok! I copied your pineapple vodka before.  

Tonight feels like it should be a drinking night.  Cheers to all our SwimGuardians. 

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6 hours ago, Gemini said:

*walks into bar and sits down at bar counter* I, too, have returned.

Bartender, may I have some hard apple cider, please? Whatever you've got will be fine. Thanks.

*Hands a bottle of Bulmer's Woodpecker*

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10 hours ago, eklipse said:

Lots of people at the bar today.

*hugs everyone*

*hugs back* Yeah, I'm here for obvious reasons.

*raises bottle of Bulmer's Woodpecker hard apple cider* A toast to Saddy's memory! See you cowgirl, someday, somewhere.

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16 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said:

*slams drink down*

Play it again, man. Another.

*presents a 3rd vodka & sprite*

Reminds me of a skit on a Martin Mull Lp.

Tom Waits (as surly bartender): "You want somethin?"

Mull: "Yeah, I'll have a scotch...hang on..."  

(SFX of a bunch of change hitting the bar)

Mull:  "...I think I have enough for a double!"

TW:  "I think you have enough for your funeral."

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On 6/16/2023 at 7:47 PM, tsar4 said:

*presents a 3rd vodka & sprite*

Reminds me of a skit on a Martin Mull Lp.

Tom Waits (as surly bartender): "You want somethin?"

Mull: "Yeah, I'll have a scotch...hang on..."  

(SFX of a bunch of change hitting the bar)

Mull:  "...I think I have enough for a double!"

TW:  "I think you have enough for your funeral."

Yeah. I know. *sipping on drink*

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