The turtle is down

[cyberbully]

He was obviously pooping. Just like babies, they shut everything out and just pinch a loaf then keep it moving.

[katt_goddess]

Amazing how the same people that scream about how Biden's metered way of speaking is absolute dementia and he needs to leave NOW [ Biden was a stutterer as a child, slowing down your speech allows you to control that stutter ] don't seem to have any problem with someone in their own party having seizures at public events. 

[scoobdog]

16 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

He was obviously pooping. Just like babies, they shut everything out and just pinch a loaf then keep it moving.

You can't unsee this image.  I'll forever be waiting for the less-than-subtle fart sound that goes with it.

[Raptorpat]

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1697314897187532992?s=20

[Jman]

Just keep kicking him till the engine starts I guess.

[discolé monade]

[1pooh4u]

The memes have been well they’re definitely something I’m going to hell for. Not even fair cuz McConnell is a dbag and he’s a big reason the country is where it is today especially our SC. He stole a seat and then hypocritically did the ACB rush job

[rpgamer]

7 hours ago, Raptorpat said:

https://twitter.com/kaitlancollins/status/1697314897187532992?s=20

This has all the same energy as Trump's "doctors" saying he's in peak physical condition.

[1pooh4u]

[molarbear]

On 8/30/2023 at 4:33 PM, cyberbully said:

He was obviously pooping. Just like babies, they shut everything out and just pinch a loaf then keep it moving.

I knew I was too damn high to come in here

even the mullet is laughing in the reaction

 

[MasqueradeOverture]

His ass saw Ryuk not once but twice jfc

[naraku360]

[1pooh4u]

Last one….maybe 

[discolé monade]

[SwimOdin]

Seeing quite a few “If Mitch goes then things will go REAL BAD” articles. The media is cucks.

[1pooh4u]

58 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Seeing quite a few “If Mitch goes then things will go REAL BAD” articles. The media is cucks.

Translation If Mitch goes there will be no one left that tries not to say the quiet shit out loud.  
He seemed to be one of few Republican Senators not supporting Trump and his claims of political persecution. He’s still a giant dbag though and he doesn’t deserve the luxury of losing his mind so he doesn’t have to see all he’s done to fuck shit up. 

[MasqueradeOverture]

 

[1pooh4u]

34 minutes ago, MasqueradeOverture said:

 

It’s fuckin sad that the Senate is becoming the dementia ward of DC 

[SwimOdin]

Unintentionally funny headline/image combo

[katt_goddess]

Damn it, I saw this had popped back into activity and got a little excited.  

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

9 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

Unintentionally funny headline/image combo

Are you sure it was unintentional?

[Icarus27k]

 

 

 

[GuyBeardmane]

 

[SwimOdin]

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/mitch-mcconnell-falls-senate-republican-lunch/story?id=116650005

Term. Limits.

[naraku360]

2 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics/mitch-mcconnell-falls-senate-republican-lunch/story?id=116650005

Term. Limits.

Stairs.

Down them.

Next time.

[discolé monade]

i was reading a fluff piece about him.

 

and then about his successor 

Incoming Senate GOP leader John Thune wants to pass two bills: border and energy policy in one and tax cuts in a second. The House’s top tax writer is pushing for one big package.

[SwimOdin]

Update: twice https://www.wowt.com/2025/02/05/sen-mitch-mcconnell-falls-twice-capitol-reports-say/

[discolé monade]

term

limits

[naraku360]

3 hours ago, SwimOdin said:

Update: twice https://www.wowt.com/2025/02/05/sen-mitch-mcconnell-falls-twice-capitol-reports-say/

I hope he lands in funny poses.

[katt_goddess]

20 hours ago, naraku360 said:

I hope he lands in funny poses.

I hope he lands on either Vance or Johnson. That would take out either the #2 or #3 in the presidential line.

[discolé monade]

finally

 

Sen. Mitch McConnell won’t seek reelection in 2026, ending long tenure as Republican power broker