tsar4 Posted February 28 Posted February 28 https://www.theverge.com/2024/3/5/24091043/euro-ncap-safety-rating-europe-2026-touchscreen-buttons-dials 3 Quote
Jman Posted February 28 Author Posted February 28 https://www.forbes.com/sites/peterlyon/2025/02/27/thousands-of-tesla-cybertrucks-gather-dust-even-with-6000-discount/ The unsafe, poorly designed Cybertruck isn’t selling. Who would have thought? 4 Quote
André Toulon Posted February 28 Posted February 28 9 hours ago, Jman said: https://www.forbes.com/sites/peterlyon/2025/02/27/thousands-of-tesla-cybertrucks-gather-dust-even-with-6000-discount/ The unsafe, poorly designed Cybertruck isn’t selling. Who would have thought? The cyber truck is an atrocity by itself. Not how it performs, not the price tag, not even the mob hate for the fucker responsible for them. They are just an eyesore outright. Not a single person that wasn't compensating for something bought one...wealthy or not. 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted February 28 Posted February 28 14 hours ago, Jman said: https://www.forbes.com/sites/peterlyon/2025/02/27/thousands-of-tesla-cybertrucks-gather-dust-even-with-6000-discount/ The unsafe, poorly designed Cybertruck isn’t selling. Who would have thought? He’s not worried. the military will purchase them at a considerable markup in price. Everything that has happened has been nothing but an exercise to enrich Musk. Verizon lost their contract with the FAA. Who’s getting that contract? Starlink Who will be benefiting from the strong arming of Zelensky for Ukrainian minerals and other natural resources? Musk’s companies Starlink Tesla and Space X. Musk will probably gain control of Space Force too our newest and most redundant military branch. 2 Quote
Insipid Posted March 6 Posted March 6 Vive la France! https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250303-dozen-teslas-torched-outside-french-dealership-authorities 1 2 Quote
Jman Posted March 6 Author Posted March 6 https://www.forbes.com/sites/dereksaul/2025/03/04/elon-musk-is-officially-116-billion-poorer-than-his-peak-as-tesla-stock-pulls-back-more-than-40/ Tesla stock is in the toilet as the brand is quickly becoming poison. It's down 40% from its peak. 1 3 Quote
naraku360 Posted March 6 Posted March 6 6 hours ago, Jman said: https://www.forbes.com/sites/dereksaul/2025/03/04/elon-musk-is-officially-116-billion-poorer-than-his-peak-as-tesla-stock-pulls-back-more-than-40/ Tesla stock is in the toilet as the brand is quickly becoming poison. It's down 40% from its peak. I wish his infinite access to everyone's money didn't effectively render any business failings moot. 1 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 6 Posted March 6 15 hours ago, Insipid said: Vive la France! https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250303-dozen-teslas-torched-outside-french-dealership-authorities Are we SURE it's arson? It's Tesla after all. 2 Quote
naraku360 Posted March 6 Posted March 6 To bee or not to bee, that's not actually a question.... 8 Quote
scoobdog Posted March 6 Posted March 6 15 hours ago, Insipid said: Vive la France! https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250303-dozen-teslas-torched-outside-french-dealership-authorities That's not cool, but only because those fucking cars are already a fire hazard . Who knows what kind of wildfire could have resulted? Quote
André Toulon Posted March 6 Posted March 6 Ah, there it is...I didn't think I could hate someone more than Trump, but Elon truly is an amazing man. 3 2 Quote
Sieg67 Posted March 6 Posted March 6 (edited) https://newrepublic.com/post/192415/elon-musk-warns-republicans-doge-job-cuts Elon Musk Suddenly Doesn’t Want Credit for Disastrous DOGE Cuts Lawl Edited March 6 by Sieg67 5 Quote
1pooh4u Posted March 6 Posted March 6 He’s a bad liar. He spent the last 2.5 months trolling mediocre to low paid civil servants, who mind you, many wanted to work for the us government, knowing the pay kinda sucks. Musk, the wealthiest man in the world, terrorized workers making not even 100k a year 3 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 7 Posted March 7 What are the odds that this person would have been harassing people who drive a Prius 10 years ago or for that matter being a total dick to someone with a Pride flag last week? 1 2 Quote
Insipid Posted March 8 Posted March 8 (edited) Edit: this man was in Oregon, not Boston. He is wearing a Naruto headband while vandalizing a Tesla dealership. Edited March 9 by Insipid 1 7 Quote
Jman Posted March 8 Author Posted March 8 17 hours ago, Insipid said: The person who attacked the Tesla charging station in Boston was wearing a Naruto headband. 😂 Well they certainly didn’t notice his face. Maybe that was the idea. 1 1 Quote
nameraka Posted March 10 Posted March 10 19 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Here's some shit, straight from the horse's mouth... opinions seem split. i’m hearing a pro palestinian hacker group called dark storm or possibly anonymous. either way, good times. 3 1 Quote
tsar4 Posted March 10 Posted March 10 Just now, nameraka said: opinions seem split. i’m hearing a pro palestinian hacker group called dark storm or possibly anonymous. either way, good times. As smart as Ukraine has been, if they were to hack anything of Musk's, it would have been his bank account(s). 3 1 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 10 Posted March 10 19 minutes ago, nameraka said: opinions seem split. i’m hearing a pro palestinian hacker group called dark storm or possibly anonymous. either way, good times. Anonymous is taking some credit but I wouldn't be surprised if it was from several groups all at the same time to maximize impact. 18 minutes ago, tsar4 said: As smart as Ukraine has been, if they were to hack anything of Musk's, it would have been his bank account(s). I would go for Starlink just to ensure that Russia feeds all fill up with old WB cartoons instead of any intel on Ukraine. 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Your moment of zen. The local numbnut with a Shitlermobile hasn't been seen driving it around lately. What was once an almost constant presence in the Taco Bell parking lot [ shit you not ] had completely disappeared. I found out today that apparently he's been getting up and doing his 'I'm a hotshot' drives at the butt crack of dawn before there are too many people around to actually see him in it because he was attempting to cruise around mostly empty streets when I was walking to work this morning. Flipped him off because yes, I'm doing that. Suddenly couldn't get down the street and out of sight fast enough. Yeah, run Forrest run. Granny in her Big Coat just flipped you off so you know its business time. 3 Quote
tsar4 Posted March 11 Posted March 11 23 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Your moment of zen. The local numbnut with a Shitlermobile hasn't been seen driving it around lately. What was once an almost constant presence in the Taco Bell parking lot [ shit you not ] had completely disappeared. I found out today that apparently he's been getting up and doing his 'I'm a hotshot' drives at the butt crack of dawn before there are too many people around to actually see him in it because he was attempting to cruise around mostly empty streets when I was walking to work this morning. Flipped him off because yes, I'm doing that. Suddenly couldn't get down the street and out of sight fast enough. Yeah, run Forrest run. Granny in her Big Coat just flipped you off so you know its business time. Whip out a cell phone, fake dialing & point at his car...if you're near a street sign, glance at it like you're looking to ID where he's going. Should make him paranoid. 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 11 Posted March 11 Just now, tsar4 said: Whip out a cell phone, fake dialing & point at his car...if you're near a street sign, glance at it like you're looking to ID where he's going. Should make him paranoid. No one is seeing this thing and thinking 'yeah, they know something'. 3 Quote
Insipid Posted March 12 Posted March 12 I have a bad feeling Tesla is gonna get a several billion bailout instead of crashing and burning like a shitty cybertruck in winter . . . government efficiency, indeed. 🙄 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 12 Posted March 12 23 hours ago, katt_goddess said: No one is seeing this thing and thinking 'yeah, they know something'. the kitty dangly bit is everything. not that blanket on the head, jackson jr.... the dangly bit. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted March 12 Posted March 12 (edited) double post is hai Edited March 12 by discolé monade 2 Quote
katt_goddess Posted March 13 Posted March 13 1 hour ago, discolé monade said: the kitty dangly bit is everything. not that blanket on the head, jackson jr.... the dangly bit. I don't like posting my pic anywhere and a blanket is easier than trying and failing to bend down enough so you only see a small spike of crazy white-n-grays doing the Fraggle dance. That kitty dangly bit totally shows I mean business! I got that thing in one of those Japanese subscription boxes decades ago when it was actually a decent box and not a precursor to Wish full of counterfeits. I remember being slightly disappointed that I didn't get a kitty that looked like my kitty at the time but now I do have a tuxie that clings to things so I guess it all worked out. 2 Quote
Jman Posted March 13 Author Posted March 13 Tesla’s price continues to crater as the Trump effect (for a car the Secret Service won’t let him drive, look it up, Presidents aren’t allowed to drive on public roads) fails to result in any discernible sales. For reference, the stock peaked around $480 and closed today at $240. If they lose half of even that, the Swastikar stock being wiped will wipe out a lot of Elon’s perceived value. This is what happens when you have a product that thanks to years of propaganda, simply does not appeal to either side of the political spectrum. MAGAheads hate electric by default for a variety of reasons and the GOP opposes any attempt to expand our charging network, and liberals are embarrassed to drive something associated with Elon. 1 3 Quote
tsar4 Posted March 14 Posted March 14 https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2025/3/13/2309666/-Cartoon-Tom-the-Dancing-Bug-presents-Elon-Musk-and-his-Doge-pals-in-Auto-Graft 3 Quote
Jman Posted March 14 Author Posted March 14 94% of Germans will not buy a Tesla. https://electrek.co/2025/03/14/tesla-is-done-in-germany-94-say-they-wont-buy-a-tesla-car/ Feels like the only people around here who have them are Uber drivers. 3 Quote
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted March 16 Posted March 16 Tesla's Being Accused of Something Unbelievably Sketchy in Canada More bad news for Phony Stark, as it appears the Canadian government is now investigating a possible attempt by his company to rip off a government rebate program right before it was about to end to a tune of 43 million dollars. Somehow out of nowhere the four Tesla dealerships up there sold a purported 8600 vehicles in three days. That would equate to each dealership having to sell about 30 cars per hour for 72 straight hours. Sure they did. 4 Quote
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