Dude is marrying a doll

[Sawdy]

Straight up life hacking his way through any concerns of betting half his shit that they will be together forever.

society won’t like it, but this is what peak relationships look like….

https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-set-to-marry-rag-doll-20220826

[Seight]

Well at least he hasn't-

wait do we know for sure he hasn't killed anybody?

[Sawdy]

1 minute ago, Seight said:

Well at least he hasn't-

wait do we know for sure he hasn't killed anybody?

You don’t get an NPC like that without slaying a dragon or two

[NewBluntsworth]

LAD Bible...haven't thought of that terrible content aggregator since the early days of Facebook. 2009 vibes

[André Toulon]

2 hours ago, Sawdy said:

You don’t get an NPC like that without slaying a dragon or two

That mfer freaks me out....bitch, what you surprised for....who's behind me

[1pooh4u]

Doll looks like Linda Belcher with lip injections 

at least it’s not some lifelike smart sex doll that will kill him in his sleep within 6 mos

[naraku360]

[Sawdy]

22 minutes ago, naraku360 said:

She fucks

[Top Gun]

 

[1pooh4u]

[tsar4]

 

[molarbear]

11 hours ago, naraku360 said:

[PenguinBoss]

Hearing that, you'd expect the guy to be uglier than the doll, but that is definitely not the case.

[André Toulon]

6 hours ago, PenguinBoss said:

Hearing that, you'd expect the guy to be uglier than the doll, but that is definitely not the case.

He kinda looks like if bucket and Zeni has a kid

[GunStarHero]

On 8/28/2022 at 1:20 PM, naraku360 said:

 

[PhilosipherStoned]

So how much for the ceremony? if it's anything over $14 we got massive red flags.. I mean idk I was trying to play off of the barbie bullshit but if you get the right kit that might amount to a typical wedding.. 

Anyway if I thought a fucking doll was my soulmate we'd elope so hard over taco bell it'd raise serious questions about some of these tlc types marrying battleships and attack helecopters.. hell I mean that I can see, but dolls, whether the newborn (I had an abortion so now this is my baby dolls) or any dolls fuck you.

TLDR version fuck dolls literally and don't spend money to marry them. 🙏

 

 

[scoobdog]

What’s the random pray emoji at the end supposed to mean?

[Ric]

Reported for doxxing Phil*sees it's not an anime doll*...never mind.

[Seight]

2 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

So how much for the ceremony? if it's anything over $14 we got massive red flags.. I mean idk I was trying to play off of the barbie bullshit but if you get the right kit that might amount to a typical wedding.. 

Anyway if I thought a fucking doll was my soulmate we'd elope so hard over taco bell it'd raise serious questions about some of these tlc types marrying battleships and attack helecopters.. hell I mean that I can see, but dolls, whether the newborn (I had an abortion so now this is my baby dolls) or any dolls fuck you.

TLDR version fuck dolls literally and don't spend money to marry them. 🙏

 

 

I have a serious question:

Spoiler

Say you hear the Taco Bell ring like in the commercials, do you leave the doll to get Taco Bell?

 

[tsar4]

https://www.wionews.com/world/37-year-old-brazilian-woman-married-to-homemade-rag-doll-now-has-a-baby-too-read-details-here-490938

[scoobdog]

That’s dedication.

[discolé monade]

i love everthing about this thread.

thank you.

it's horrible. 

[discolé monade]

On 8/29/2022 at 8:51 AM, André Toulon said:

He kinda looks like if bucket and Zeni has a kid

 

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

13 hours ago, scoobdog said:

What’s the random pray emoji at the end supposed to mean?

I thought it was a hi-5 emoji so maybe phil did too.

[scoobdog]

2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I thought it was a hi-5 emoji so maybe phil did too.

I think you're right.

[André Toulon]

4 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I thought it was a hi-5 emoji so maybe phil did too.

..... Jesus 

[PhilosipherStoned]

On 8/30/2022 at 6:46 PM, scoobdog said:

What’s the random pray emoji at the end supposed to mean?

[scoobdog]

32 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

Up top, bro.

...

Don't leave me hanging.

[PhilosipherStoned]

2 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Up top, bro.

...

Don't leave me hanging.

I started using it as like a bow gesture idk.. Is it two different hands high 5ing?? 🤷‍♂️

Edited September 1, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned

[scoobdog]

3 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I started using it as like a bow gesture idk.. Is it two different hands high 5ing?? 🤷‍♂️

Now I just imagine you saying "Namaste" after every post, and I'm thinking "Why not?"

[PhilosipherStoned]

5 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Now I just imagine you saying "Namaste" after every post, and I'm thinking "Why not?"

That's kind of why I started using it anyway. My handle on alot of things is namestex, and people that don't get it's two words 'name's Tex' put together for a handle try to pronounce it like some form of namaste...

Edited September 1, 2022 by PhilosipherStoned

[Seight]

50 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

[NOTE: The people in this thread who know Football(Soccer) (so me and ?) now remember there was a period there where some company named "Warrior" made the uniforms for Liverpool FC]

[naraku360]

On 8/30/2022 at 6:33 PM, Seight said:

I have a serious question:

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Say you hear the Taco Bell ring like in the commercials, do you leave the doll to get Taco Bell?

 

He's marrying a love doll. You don't think he has some out there fetishes?

More likely to bring it to Taco Bell and feed her until beans come out her nose before promptly sitting her on his face. From there they play the waiting game.