Mix 5129 Posted May 7 Drunk sex is like going to a theme park when you're a kid, you wanna ride everything and you don't mind that people are taking pictures of you. Sober sex is going to a theme park as an adult, begrudgingly....and not just 'cause you have to pay. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
naraku360 12914 Posted May 7 Sober is terrible. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vamped 14601 Posted May 7 I've heard you just have to find a prostitute that likes having sex or something 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sawdamizer 29891 Posted May 7 17 minutes ago, Vamped said: I've heard you just have to find a prostitute that likes having sex or something They have all told me they like to get dicked down, I just figured it was a marketing strategy… 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vamped 14601 Posted May 7 16 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: They have all told me they like to get dicked down, I just figured it was a marketing strategy… Were they Asian and thought you were the smartest person in the world? I dunno man ... I have extremely limited experience in this arena 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sawdamizer 29891 Posted May 7 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: Were they Asian and thought you were the smartest person in the world? I dunno man ... I have extremely limited experience in this arena Oh! You were there clearly! kidding aside… Musket is the SME “here” 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
André Toulon 17961 Posted May 7 I made the mistake of thinking about the times I had drunk sex with a sober (or at least much more sober than me) person and I really should apologize to these women. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sawdamizer 29891 Posted May 7 7 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I made the mistake of thinking about the times I had drunk sex with a sober (or at least much more sober than me) person and I really should apologize to these women. I would never eat that shit like groceries if I was sober… but, here we are… and I like to think when we casually say hi over time… they know… all that happened… and I high five their husbands 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBAss 78 Posted May 7 Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
André Toulon 17961 Posted May 7 6 hours ago, DBAss said: Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Yes....it's the worst kind of science fiction...the kind with no science 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBAss 78 Posted May 7 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: Yes....it's the worst kind of science fiction...the kind with no science You seem like the type that thinks if they throw around the word "science" enough people will think that you're highly intelligent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vamped 14601 Posted May 7 8 hours ago, DBAss said: Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Reading the bible is fine and all but have you fapped to muscular white Jesus? Spoiler I haven't 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katt_goddess 11372 Posted May 8 9 hours ago, DBAss said: Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Which one? My free time is an orgy of reading. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
André Toulon 17961 Posted May 8 2 hours ago, DBAss said: You seem like the type that thinks if they throw around the word "science" enough people will think that you're highly intelligent. You mean once? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nablonsky 179 Posted May 8 7 minutes ago, André Toulon said: You mean once? 4 hours ago, André Toulon said: Yes....it's the worst kind of science fiction...the kind with no science 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DBAss 78 Posted May 8 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Reading the bible is fine and all but have you fapped to muscular white Jesus? Hide contents I haven't There's only one Jesus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scoobdog 22634 Posted May 8 52 minutes ago, Nablonsky said: Did you use your fingers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vamped 14601 Posted May 8 1 hour ago, DBAss said: There's only one Jesus False. There's a multiverse of Jesus. Even alternative white ones Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
André Toulon 17961 Posted May 8 (edited) 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Did you use your fingers? It's sad the scraps he's been forced to nibble on to sustain himself....if only he ate meat, he wouldn't have to drill for protein from my sack. Edited May 8 by André Toulon 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katt_goddess 11372 Posted May 8 43 minutes ago, Vamped said: False. There's a multiverse of Jesus. Even alternative white ones For even more IQ draining stupidity, google 'chuck norris jesus' . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stilgar 19429 Posted May 8 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: For even more IQ draining stupidity, google 'chuck norris jesus' . What is dumber than that is Jesus' brother caused the deaths of 20-30 million Chinese people. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhilosipherStoned 2905 Posted May 8 When you call it sober sex it sounds terrible by default... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lasty 620 Posted May 8 Is it, or do you just suck at it and need alcohol to pretend? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chapinator_X 4070 Posted May 9 As much as I like not being sober, drunk sex is a 50/50 situation on whether I can get excited for it or not. High sex is pretty great though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mix 5129 Posted May 10 On 5/8/2022 at 2:18 PM, Lasty said: Is it, or do you just suck at it and need alcohol to pretend? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stonergoth187 84 Posted May 10 That's sad. I'm sad now. So sad... it's sobering.. Boom bah dit boom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
