Mix Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Drunk sex is like going to a theme park when you're a kid, you wanna ride everything and you don't mind that people are taking pictures of you. Sober sex is going to a theme park as an adult, begrudgingly....and not just 'cause you have to pay. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Sober is terrible. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 I've heard you just have to find a prostitute that likes having sex or something 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 17 minutes ago, Vamped said: I've heard you just have to find a prostitute that likes having sex or something They have all told me they like to get dicked down, I just figured it was a marketing strategy… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: They have all told me they like to get dicked down, I just figured it was a marketing strategy… Were they Asian and thought you were the smartest person in the world? I dunno man ... I have extremely limited experience in this arena 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: Were they Asian and thought you were the smartest person in the world? I dunno man ... I have extremely limited experience in this arena Oh! You were there clearly! kidding aside… Musket is the SME “here” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 I made the mistake of thinking about the times I had drunk sex with a sober (or at least much more sober than me) person and I really should apologize to these women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I made the mistake of thinking about the times I had drunk sex with a sober (or at least much more sober than me) person and I really should apologize to these women. I would never eat that shit like groceries if I was sober… but, here we are… and I like to think when we casually say hi over time… they know… all that happened… and I high five their husbands 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAss Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 6 hours ago, DBAss said: Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Yes....it's the worst kind of science fiction...the kind with no science 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAss Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: Yes....it's the worst kind of science fiction...the kind with no science You seem like the type that thinks if they throw around the word "science" enough people will think that you're highly intelligent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 7, 2022 Share Posted May 7, 2022 8 hours ago, DBAss said: Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Reading the bible is fine and all but have you fapped to muscular white Jesus? Spoiler I haven't 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 9 hours ago, DBAss said: Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Which one? My free time is an orgy of reading. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, DBAss said: You seem like the type that thinks if they throw around the word "science" enough people will think that you're highly intelligent. You mean once? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nablonsky Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, André Toulon said: You mean once? 4 hours ago, André Toulon said: Yes....it's the worst kind of science fiction...the kind with no science 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAss Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Reading the bible is fine and all but have you fapped to muscular white Jesus? Hide contents I haven't There's only one Jesus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 52 minutes ago, Nablonsky said: Did you use your fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 1 hour ago, DBAss said: There's only one Jesus False. There's a multiverse of Jesus. Even alternative white ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Did you use your fingers? It's sad the scraps he's been forced to nibble on to sustain himself....if only he ate meat, he wouldn't have to drill for protein from my sack. Edited May 8, 2022 by André Toulon 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 43 minutes ago, Vamped said: False. There's a multiverse of Jesus. Even alternative white ones For even more IQ draining stupidity, google 'chuck norris jesus' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: For even more IQ draining stupidity, google 'chuck norris jesus' . What is dumber than that is Jesus' brother caused the deaths of 20-30 million Chinese people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 When you call it sober sex it sounds terrible by default... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted May 8, 2022 Share Posted May 8, 2022 Is it, or do you just suck at it and need alcohol to pretend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 well ... damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted May 9, 2022 Share Posted May 9, 2022 As much as I like not being sober, drunk sex is a 50/50 situation on whether I can get excited for it or not. High sex is pretty great though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 10, 2022 Author Share Posted May 10, 2022 On 5/8/2022 at 2:18 PM, Lasty said: Is it, or do you just suck at it and need alcohol to pretend? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonergoth187 Posted May 10, 2022 Share Posted May 10, 2022 That's sad. I'm sad now. So sad... it's sobering.. Boom bah dit boom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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