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Drunk sex is like going to a theme park when you're a kid, you wanna ride everything and you don't mind that people are taking pictures of you.

Sober sex is going to a theme park as an adult, begrudgingly....and not just 'cause you have to pay.

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16 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

They have all told me they like to get dicked down, I just figured it was a marketing strategy…

Were they Asian and thought you were the smartest person in the world?

I dunno man ... I have extremely limited experience in this arena 

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6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Were they Asian and thought you were the smartest person in the world?

I dunno man ... I have extremely limited experience in this arena 

Oh! You were there clearly!

kidding aside… Musket is the SME “here”

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7 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I made the mistake of thinking about the times I had drunk sex with a sober (or at least much more sober than me) person and I really should apologize to these women.

I would never eat that shit like groceries if I was sober… but, here we are… and I like to think when we casually say hi over time… they know… all that happened… and I high five their husbands

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1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Yes....it's the worst kind of science fiction...the kind with no science

You seem like the type that thinks if they throw around the word "science" enough people will think that you're highly intelligent.

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8 hours ago, DBAss said:

Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible?

 Reading the bible is fine and all but have you fapped to muscular white Jesus?

 

Spoiler

I haven't

 

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