Mix Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 Drunk sex is like going to a theme park when you're a kid, you wanna ride everything and you don't mind that people are taking pictures of you. Sober sex is going to a theme park as an adult, begrudgingly....and not just 'cause you have to pay. 3
Vamped Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 I've heard you just have to find a prostitute that likes having sex or something 1
Sawdamizer Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 17 minutes ago, Vamped said: I've heard you just have to find a prostitute that likes having sex or something They have all told me they like to get dicked down, I just figured it was a marketing strategy… 1
Vamped Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 16 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: They have all told me they like to get dicked down, I just figured it was a marketing strategy… Were they Asian and thought you were the smartest person in the world? I dunno man ... I have extremely limited experience in this arena 1
Sawdamizer Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 6 minutes ago, Vamped said: Were they Asian and thought you were the smartest person in the world? I dunno man ... I have extremely limited experience in this arena Oh! You were there clearly! kidding aside… Musket is the SME “here” 2
André Toulon Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 I made the mistake of thinking about the times I had drunk sex with a sober (or at least much more sober than me) person and I really should apologize to these women. 1
Sawdamizer Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 7 minutes ago, André Toulon said: I made the mistake of thinking about the times I had drunk sex with a sober (or at least much more sober than me) person and I really should apologize to these women. I would never eat that shit like groceries if I was sober… but, here we are… and I like to think when we casually say hi over time… they know… all that happened… and I high five their husbands 3
DBAss Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible?
André Toulon Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 6 hours ago, DBAss said: Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Yes....it's the worst kind of science fiction...the kind with no science 1
DBAss Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 1 hour ago, André Toulon said: Yes....it's the worst kind of science fiction...the kind with no science You seem like the type that thinks if they throw around the word "science" enough people will think that you're highly intelligent.
Vamped Posted May 7, 2022 Posted May 7, 2022 8 hours ago, DBAss said: Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Reading the bible is fine and all but have you fapped to muscular white Jesus? Spoiler I haven't 1
katt_goddess Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 9 hours ago, DBAss said: Sex is fine and all, but have you ever just sat down and read the bible? Which one? My free time is an orgy of reading. 1
André Toulon Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, DBAss said: You seem like the type that thinks if they throw around the word "science" enough people will think that you're highly intelligent. You mean once? 1
Nablonsky Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 7 minutes ago, André Toulon said: You mean once? 4 hours ago, André Toulon said: Yes....it's the worst kind of science fiction...the kind with no science 1
DBAss Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Reading the bible is fine and all but have you fapped to muscular white Jesus? Hide contents I haven't There's only one Jesus
scoobdog Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 52 minutes ago, Nablonsky said: Did you use your fingers?
Vamped Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 1 hour ago, DBAss said: There's only one Jesus False. There's a multiverse of Jesus. Even alternative white ones
André Toulon Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Did you use your fingers? It's sad the scraps he's been forced to nibble on to sustain himself....if only he ate meat, he wouldn't have to drill for protein from my sack. Edited May 8, 2022 by André Toulon 1
katt_goddess Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 43 minutes ago, Vamped said: False. There's a multiverse of Jesus. Even alternative white ones For even more IQ draining stupidity, google 'chuck norris jesus' .
stilgar Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: For even more IQ draining stupidity, google 'chuck norris jesus' . What is dumber than that is Jesus' brother caused the deaths of 20-30 million Chinese people. 2
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 When you call it sober sex it sounds terrible by default...
Lasty Posted May 8, 2022 Posted May 8, 2022 Is it, or do you just suck at it and need alcohol to pretend?
Chapinator_X Posted May 9, 2022 Posted May 9, 2022 As much as I like not being sober, drunk sex is a 50/50 situation on whether I can get excited for it or not. High sex is pretty great though.
Mix Posted May 10, 2022 Author Posted May 10, 2022 On 5/8/2022 at 2:18 PM, Lasty said: Is it, or do you just suck at it and need alcohol to pretend? 1
Stonergoth187 Posted May 10, 2022 Posted May 10, 2022 That's sad. I'm sad now. So sad... it's sobering.. Boom bah dit boom
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