That_One_Guy Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Lol i will fr Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 I love fugg's hooha. I want the world to see just how beautiful it is. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 UwP is the bestest person in the entire universe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 That geico gig should have been mine, but they didn't want to pay me. Next thing you know, they got some foreigner doing my job for half the pay. Thanks Obama. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Random story. I was driving once, I think it was either on a drive across state or a long commute home, but I just started singing "Hallelujah" as Kermit and the rest of the Muppets. Kermit starting with "I heard there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord, but you don't really care for music do ya" and then a little "no you don't!" Followed up by Rowlf with "It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth" and Fozzie comes in with "The minor fall and the major lift" and then Gonzo with the chickens as back-up "the baffled king composing hallelujah." Animal wraps up with the chorus "HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HALLELUJAH HA HA HA" I started laughing so hard I was crying. I think weird things when I'm driving. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Switching it up! Mix solution well. Plunging before the strike is always inferior and lateral speed through your arm! Country mouse or mice when we leave! Popular powerful content management system built on friendship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 (edited) VIVA LA ANGLE DUST!!! Edited March 15, 2022 by Kudasai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 15, 2022 Share Posted March 15, 2022 Christianity is the most mainstream media organization on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 4 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." you have no idea how disappointed I was when I found out it didn't really say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 (edited) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times. And now how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kiss'd I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? Quite chap- fall'n? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come. Make her laugh at that. Edited March 16, 2022 by nameraka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 (edited) that last one was more than a sentence. sorry. how about this one? I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis. Edited March 16, 2022 by nameraka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 This almost seems like too many horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 16, 2022 Author Share Posted March 16, 2022 Fuck lol Ill bang these out when i get off work tomorrow lol 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 "Oh I see, running away, eh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to ya! I'll bite your legs off!" "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 “The cake is a lie” If he dies he dies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 16, 2022 Author Share Posted March 16, 2022 Recording soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 i have lemon curd all over my screen. well, smudges. no...more like i tried to wipe away lemon curd, and made smudges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 21 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: I started laughing so hard I was crying. I think weird things when I'm driving. don't we all? i find myself thinking an awful lot about point systems, and 7 letter words. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 16, 2022 Author Share Posted March 16, 2022 Part 1 Http://www.sndup.net/qz5v Part 2 Http://www.sndup.net/rmz5 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 Death by lethal injection. (that's what you meant, right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyBeardmane Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Part 1 Http://www.sndup.net/qz5v Part 2 Http://www.sndup.net/rmz5 It really is hard to impersonate Kermit impersonating Samuel L. Jackson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 16, 2022 Author Share Posted March 16, 2022 1 minute ago, GuyBeardmane said: It really is hard to impersonate Kermit impersonating Samuel L. Jackson. Shit hurt my damn throat too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said: Part 1 Http://www.sndup.net/qz5v Part 2 Http://www.sndup.net/rmz5 Just like the uemb asmr in df, this begins with a declaration of love for fugg's hooha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 16, 2022 Author Share Posted March 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Just like the uemb asmr in df, this begins with a declaration of love for fugg's hooha Da mf hooha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 Am I the only one impressed with T_O_G's podcast voice? It's only a split second before he breaks into the excellent Kermit impression, but it's an impressive split second. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 that was pretty damn funny. @scoobdog i heard it. impressive. very nice voice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 You're doing the lord's work 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 17, 2022 Author Share Posted March 17, 2022 Yall are sweet. This was fun. I wanna do more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Yall are sweet. This was fun. I wanna do more "Why do my fingers smell like bacon? Oh right, Miss Piggy . . . *licking noise* Mmm, tastes just like a finely aged prosciutto." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 17, 2022 Author Share Posted March 17, 2022 2 hours ago, bnmjy said: "Why do my fingers smell like bacon? Oh right, Miss Piggy . . . *licking noise* Mmm, tastes just like a finely aged prosciutto." Fuckin hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 10 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Yall are sweet. This was fun. I wanna do more "the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 18, 2022 Author Share Posted March 18, 2022 This one will bother you ha Http://www.sndup.net/t274 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 59 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: This one will bother you ha Http://www.sndup.net/t274 Lol. Fucking Benji. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 18, 2022 Author Share Posted March 18, 2022 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Lol. Fucking Benji. He wont come to any of my shows yet he'll worship the fucking hooha. The fuck? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: He wont come to any of my shows yet he'll worship the fucking hooha. The fuck? The hoohah ain't even that funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 18, 2022 Author Share Posted March 18, 2022 9 minutes ago, scoobdog said: The hoohah ain't even that funny. The hooha is deadly serious 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 (edited) 4 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: This one will bother you ha Http://www.sndup.net/t274 I have another scenario in my head . . . much worse, if you're up for the challenge. Edit: never mind. I think it's way too obscene Edited March 19, 2022 by bnmjy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemming Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 (edited) Premium podcasts are the devils test tube. Edited March 19, 2022 by Aggrojuliagreg Word switch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 19, 2022 Author Share Posted March 19, 2022 26 minutes ago, bnmjy said: I have another scenario in my head . . . much worse, if you're up for the challenge. Edit: never mind. I think it's way too obscene Fuck that do it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 1 hour ago, bnmjy said: I have another scenario in my head . . . much worse, if you're up for the challenge. Edit: never mind. I think it's way too obscene okay well now you have to tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 56 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Fuck that do it Well, ok. I warned you. "Miss Piggy wanted to get really kinky the one night. I was licking inside her delicious prosciutto folds as usual, but this time she told me to go deeper. I'm pretty sure I licked her cervix before. But then it hit me . . . she wanted me to go inside. Now I do have a long froggy tongue, if I do say so myself. I entered her cervix and she just froze in space, dead-eyed, in complete shock. I wasn't sure if she liked it or not. My tongue stayed at her cervical entrance for a good minute, and she stayed frozen. I decided to hell with it, and started going in deeper. Miss Piggy started bobbing her head back in forth, slowly at first. As my tongue slithered deeper into her fallopian tube, the bobbing hastened. And when my tongue reached her ovary, she froze again. Instead of waiting for another awkward minute, I started licking. Miss Piggy started screaming and oinking in an ecstatic frenzy. I had never seen anything like it before. It didn't take long before she climaxed. She immediately fell asleep, snoring loudly. Anyway, she wants to do it again." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 19, 2022 Author Share Posted March 19, 2022 9 hours ago, bnmjy said: Well, ok. I warned you. "Miss Piggy wanted to get really kinky the one night. I was licking inside her delicious prosciutto folds as usual, but this time she told me to go deeper. I'm pretty sure I licked her cervix before. But then it hit me . . . she wanted me to go inside. Now I do have a long froggy tongue, if I do say so myself. I entered her cervix and she just froze in space, dead-eyed, in complete shock. I wasn't sure if she liked it or not. My tongue stayed at her cervical entrance for a good minute, and she stayed frozen. I decided to hell with it, and started going in deeper. Miss Piggy started bobbing her head back in forth, slowly at first. As my tongue slithered deeper into her fallopian tube, the bobbing hastened. And when my tongue reached her ovary, she froze again. Instead of waiting for another awkward minute, I started licking. Miss Piggy started screaming and oinking in an ecstatic frenzy. I had never seen anything like it before. It didn't take long before she climaxed. She immediately fell asleep, snoring loudly. Anyway, she wants to do it again." Expect this like you expect jesus mf 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 For the love of god and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 On 3/16/2022 at 5:40 PM, That_One_Guy said: Part 1 Http://www.sndup.net/qz5v Part 2 Http://www.sndup.net/rmz5 Kermit just said UwP is the bestest person in the universe. This must be true. I need to clip this and make it a fucking text tone now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 19, 2022 Author Share Posted March 19, 2022 35 minutes ago, UnDeRwOrlDpRiNcEsS said: Kermit just said UwP is the bestest person in the universe. This must be true. I need to clip this and make it a fucking text tone now. He did. I heard him 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimOdin Posted March 19, 2022 Share Posted March 19, 2022 Is the destiny of mankind ruled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of god hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted March 20, 2022 Author Share Posted March 20, 2022 NEW ONE http://www.sndup.net/wf2n 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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