Tomorrow I turn 39.

[GuyBeardmane]

In lieu of birthday wishes, send boobs.

 

On a related note, I learned that the Number 1 Song on the Billboard charts the day I was born was "Hey Mickey" by Toni Basil.

[André Toulon]

@BooThickemz

@Baby_Yoda

@Neko

@katt_goddess

@GunStarHero

@Nabreezy

I did my part

[katt_goddess]

I was wondering why I got tagged.

And now I know.

And knowing is half the battle.

 

[GuyBeardmane]

13 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

And knowing is half the battle.

 

 

[BooThickemz]

Lmao, nabs

[molarbear]

27 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

In lieu of birthday wishes, send boobs.

 

On a related note, I learned that the Number 1 Song on the Billboard charts the day I was born was "Hey Mickey" by Toni Basil.

nb4 you get nothing but penis boobs

[discolé monade]

happy early day of birth. i hope you get all the boobs. 

and for my part.....

Spoiler

i hope you like them. i don't usually take these kinds of pics......

[GuyBeardmane]

10 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

happy early day of birth. i hope you get all the boobs. 

and for my part.....

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i hope you like them. i don't usually take these kinds of pics......

Look at his face.  Look at it.

[GuyBeardmane]

35 minutes ago, molarbear said:

nb4 you get nothing but penis boobs

 

[That_One_Guy]

Yo how do you make your hair so beautiful? I'm growing my shit out and it looks whorendous

[GuyBeardmane]

2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Yo how do you make your hair so beautiful? I'm growing my shit out and it looks whorendous

There's a period in which your hair will be shitty and awful.  Like, I had this horrible wave that looked like the Nike swoop on my forehead for a long time.  The only thing to do is power through.  At a certain point, your hair will say "I'm tired of trying to hold on to this shit" and it will relax and then suddenly you'll have rock star hair.

Also shampoo/condition your hair every other day.

[That_One_Guy]

2 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

There's a period in which your hair will be shitty and awful.  Like, I had this horrible wave that looked like the Nike swoop on my forehead for a long time.  The only thing to do is power through.  At a certain point, your hair will say "I'm tired of trying to hold on to this shit" and it will relax and then suddenly you'll have rock star hair.

Also shampoo/condition your hair every other day.

Thank you. Also happy early birthday! 

[discolé monade]

17 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Yo how do you make your hair so beautiful? I'm growing my shit out and it looks whorendous

you got to get the right kind of shampoo/cond. and product. 

go to ulta, they will know exactly what you need. 

*edit, 

other than mid, i think guybeardmane has the prettiest hair, for a male. 

Edited December 13, 2021 by discolé monade

[That_One_Guy]

6 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

you got to get the right kind of shampoo/cond. and product. 

go to ulta, they will know exactly what you need. 

*edit, 

other than mid, i think guybeardmane has the prettiest hair, for a male. 

Is ulta region specific? I've never heard of it

[molarbear]

33 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

 

Alas, it truly would be a conundrum

I have only 2 arms and Cerberus has 3 heads to pet, what a cruel fate

[crackymckrackin]

1 minute ago, molarbear said:

Alas, it truly would be a conundrum

I have only 2 arms and Cerberus has 3 heads to pet, what a cruel fate

Use the third leg Luke. 

[GuyBeardmane]

4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Is ulta region specific? I've never heard of it

It's salon quality.  It's pro shit.  I actually use Loma shampoo and conditioner.  Brands you won't see on shelves unless you go to a salon supplier.

[scoobdog]

1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said:

It's salon quality.  It's pro shit.  I actually use Loma shampoo and conditioner.  Brands you won't see on shelves unless you go to a salon supplier.

Ulta has stores everywhere around here.  Pretty much in every mall.  Stuff is expensive though.

[GuyBeardmane]

Just now, scoobdog said:

Ulta has stores everywhere around here.  Pretty much in every mall.  Stuff is expensive though.

Yeah, salon quality stuff always is.  My first bottles of Loma shampoo and conditioner were the size of the average Suave bottles but cost $20 a pop.  My guess is Ulta is similarly priced?

[scoobdog]

Just now, GuyBeardmane said:

Yeah, salon quality stuff always is.  My first bottles of Loma shampoo and conditioner were the size of the average Suave bottles but cost $20 a pop.  My guess is Ulta is similarly priced?

Yeah, not that I buy anything there.

[cyberbully]

Want some rando AS toys

[GuyBeardmane]

2 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Want some rando AS toys

Fuckin ALWAYS

[Vamped]

Now why did you go and make your  own birthday  thread?

[scoobdog]

17 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Now why did you go and make your  own birthday  thread?

He didn't... his birthday is tomorrow.

[molarbear]

5 hours ago, crackymckrackin said:

Use the third leg Luke. 

Have you ever seen what dogs do to snausage treats?

[Lasty]

Happy Birthday

[SwimOdin]

Didn’t realize we were born the same year. Scared fuckless to turn 40?

[GuyBeardmane]

10 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

Didn’t realize we were born the same year. Scared fuckless to turn 40?

It's like a roller coaster of dread, but just a never-ending climb.

[scoobdog]

50 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

It's like a roller coaster of dread, but just a never-ending climb.

Dude... turning 40 ain't nothing.

[discolé monade]

2 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said:

It's like a roller coaster of dread, but just a never-ending climb.

 

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

Dude... turning 40 ain't nothing.

i remember when i turned 70. 

boy oh boy. 

>.>

[scoobdog]

31 minutes ago, discolé monade said:

 

i remember when i turned 70. 

boy oh boy. 

>.>

STFU you ageless wonder. 

[Neko]

birthday! Belated hun!!!  Boob