Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 15, 2021 Author Share Posted October 15, 2021 Nabs your concerns are duly noted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 13 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Aware that the sun is a tabloid? Dude i copypasted an article that just typed out the events of a TikTok while bemoaning the fact that such a thing exists. I know its trash and was complaining about it being trash when i first brought it up. I got awareness. On 9/9/2021 at 10:10 PM, SwimModSponges said: I call pariah after you. I don't think you're built for this...too defensive. I'm aborting because I don't think your skin is going to be able to take it if we really try 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 I lost hope when you said you had to clean your room. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baby_Yoda Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Lmao, scoob was vile in this thread. 🤣 Tbh, most women would never sleep with a man who has a dirty room. Usually that says a lot about their hygiene. You need to reevaluate your priorities and maybe even look for house share…not with your parents. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 15, 2021 Share Posted October 15, 2021 Wut?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 On 10/15/2021 at 1:43 AM, Nabreezy said: Drive to a semi private place with a nice view and get high in your car with her and see where things go 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 16, 2021 Share Posted October 16, 2021 3 hours ago, Vamped said: i'm crying laughing right now 'cause I used to do what nabs is suggesting and I got THIS reaction a lot....pretty much every time.....ahh, the memories @Doom Metal Alchemist A lot of this is trial and error, dude....life experience sorts out a lot of the road blocks you come across and you can't fear failure to the point where it paralyzes you. What you do here all the time, starting these group discussions where you put yourself and your troubles in plain view for everyone to pick apart, that's way harder than talking to girls. Perspective is a bitch and it's distorting your view of these "problems" and their ultimate impact on your life. Anyway, what I mainly came here to say is if your music career takes off and you're suddenly bombarded with pussy, don't make the mistake of tying yourself down to the first hot girl that touches your dick. It's going to feel amazing, she's going to tell you everything you ever wanted to hear, but you stay strong dammit. In fact you don't even take your pants off for the first couple of years. You're going to be a zipper down, bang, get our of there, type of guy. For the first couple of years I want you to focus on putting up Wilt Chamberlain numbers. Then after, when the touring ends and you've dropped off your drummer at the rehab facility for the final time, then and only then, can you consider settling down. Trust me on this. You won't regret it. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nabreezy Posted October 18, 2021 Share Posted October 18, 2021 On 10/16/2021 at 4:14 PM, Mix said: i'm crying laughing right now 'cause I used to do what nabs is suggesting and I got THIS reaction a lot....pretty much every time.....ahh, the memories I didn't at all mean just spring that shit on someone without explicitly clearing it with them first! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 19, 2021 Share Posted October 19, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Nabreezy said: I didn't at all mean just spring that shit on someone without explicitly clearing it with them first! "Excuse me miss. May I get wrecked in the backseat of a Prius and, then, take you on a tour of the Grand Tetons with my tongue??" Edited October 19, 2021 by scoobdog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 On 10/18/2021 at 6:42 PM, Nabreezy said: I didn't at all mean just spring that shit on someone without explicitly clearing it with them first! Is that what I was doing wrong, nabs? That was where the plan fell apart? I shouldn't have been driving women out to secluded locations and presenting them with bags of drugs without securing the "aight" first? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted October 20, 2021 Share Posted October 20, 2021 26 minutes ago, Mix said: Is that what I was doing wrong, nabs? That was where the plan fell apart? I shouldn't have been driving women out to secluded locations and presenting them with bags of drugs without securing the "aight" first? This is the only post I've read in this thread. I'm gonna keep it that way and come back to read it from the beginning in like two days. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 (edited) On 10/12/2021 at 11:25 PM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: So that's where babies come from. Like, what the fuck, dude? ^This is what I thought this thread was going to be. Edited October 21, 2021 by naraku360 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted October 21, 2021 Share Posted October 21, 2021 8 hours ago, DragonSinger said: This is the only post I've read in this thread. I'm gonna keep it that way and come back to read it from the beginning in like two days. It's not cheese. This shit ain't getting any better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hahadeadboardisdead Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Get out. Get out fast amd quick. Shoot your load all over her face. Also dont be like someone and marry the first fat girl that fucks you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 23, 2021 Share Posted October 23, 2021 Bro move out and have sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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