stilgar Posted May 5, 2021 Author Posted May 5, 2021 4 hours ago, BlackNoir said: All y'all some fucking furries How's that?
Sofa King Kule Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 14 hours ago, stilgar said: Cloaca. Funniest word this week is, "subversion". To someone in the HR department, I have been subversive on Hitchcock proportions to get what I was entitled to. She caved. Policy, schmolicy... I want what belongs to me. 1
SwimModSponges Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) Subverse looks like a fun game. Edited May 6, 2021 by SwimModSponges
bnmjy Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, Sofa King Kule said: I want what belongs to me. 1
Sofa King Kule Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, bnmjy said: That comes when the spirit world has my condo ready. 1
stilgar Posted May 6, 2021 Author Posted May 6, 2021 59 minutes ago, Sofa King Kule said: Funniest word this week is, "subversion". To someone in the HR department, I have been subversive on Hitchcock proportions to get what I was entitled to. She caved. Policy, schmolicy... I want what belongs to me. Eat shit fuck face. 1
scoobdog Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said: defibrillator Good one Danny.
Commander McBelch Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 2 hours ago, stilgar said: Eat shit fuck face. Jealous much? Let me see you stand up to a smarmy, condescending know it all who thinks I don't read the rules of this game. That diploma on the office wall doesn't scare me. It's toilet paper when procedure isn't followed. 1
resurrected Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 3 hours ago, Sofa King Kule said: I want what belongs to me. No children belong to you. 1
scoobdog Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Commander McBelch said: Jealous much? Let me see you stand up to a smarmy, condescending know it all who thinks I don't read the rules of this game. That diploma on the office wall doesn't scare me. It's toilet paper when procedure isn't followed. Lol. Always the follower, huh?
Commander McBelch Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, resurrected said: No children belong to you. Neither does any Corvette, but when I ask for something owed to me at work, it's given, snow or no snow.
Commander McBelch Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Lol. Always the follower, huh? Who is following what?
scoobdog Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, Commander McBelch said: Who is following what? Robert Sempsey followed a school bus.
Commander McBelch Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, scoobdog said: Robert Sempsey followed a school bus. With what?
scoobdog Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, Commander McBelch said: With what? His dick. 1
resurrected Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, Commander McBelch said: Neither does any Corvette, but when I ask for something owed to me at work, it's given, snow or no snow. Nope. No one at the casino respects you. When you tell them you want something, they give you a new shit to go clean up. Go take your 50 years of service merit points and cash them in on a pack of knock-off brand smokes. When you're replaced by a robot, they're gonna give you an ashtray from way back when it was still acceptable to smoke inside an establishment, at half price. The ''y''' has been rubbed off, so all it says is Balls on it. Which is a perfect representation of your career and life.
resurrected Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 Hey Semp, let's see a picture of you in the mask you wear in public.
Commander McBelch Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, resurrected said: Nope. No one at the casino respects you. When you tell them you want something, they give you a new shit to go clean up. Go take your 50 years of service merit points and cash them in on a pack of knock-off brand smokes. When you're replaced by a robot, they're gonna give you an ashtray from way back when it was still acceptable to smoke inside an establishment, at half price. The ''y''' has been rubbed off, so all it says is Balls on it. Which is a perfect representation of your career and life. I received what was owed to me, the very same as in the last fifteen years. All this person did was postpone the inevitable for five weeks. These are not merit points, I'm referring to something much bigger than that under state law. Don't hand me half the law and tell me it's the entire law.
Commander McBelch Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, resurrected said: Hey Semp, let's see a picture of you in the mask you wear in public. Which mask? I have about fifty different ones.
resurrected Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, Commander McBelch said: I received what was owed to me, the very same as in the last fifteen years. All this person did was postpone the inevitable for five weeks. These are not merit points, I'm referring to something much bigger than that under state law. Don't hand me half the law and tell me it's the entire law. Are you referring to a dick? Sounds a lot like dick references in this statement.
resurrected Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, Commander McBelch said: Which mask? I have about fifty different ones. The one with Melania Trump's pussy on it.
Commander McBelch Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, resurrected said: Are you referring to a dick? Sounds a lot like dick references in this statement. You only wish so.
Commander McBelch Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 (edited) 3 minutes ago, resurrected said: The one with Melania Trump's pussy on it. I don't own one like that. There is one with saw teeth printed, but that's the only one that is image printed. Edited May 6, 2021 by Commander McBelch
resurrected Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, Commander McBelch said: You only wish so. Yes. I wish you were talking about dicks, so I could live out my life long homoerotic fantasy of reading about an ancient pedophile getting his 15 years worth of dicks he's owed by a shitty casino. Retard.
Commander McBelch Posted May 6, 2021 Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, resurrected said: Yes. I wish you were talking about dicks, so I could live out my life long homoerotic fantasy of reading about an ancient pedophile getting his 15 years worth of dicks he's owed by a shitty casino. Retard. When HR gives you the same bag of horse pucky, you will not fight it.
inhumanrampager Posted May 8, 2021 Posted May 8, 2021 You know what you never hear about any more? Spoiler Pussy farts
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