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I'm gonna donate a hundred bucks and she's gonna get a tattoo of Pee Wee Herman jacking off in a theater on her left ass cheek and a splooge blast on the right one. 

Or, OJ Simpson killing his wife on one ass cheek and on the other "THE JUICE."

Shit, maybe even the Marietta Mangler tattooed right about the vag. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, resurrected said:

I'm gonna donate a hundred bucks and she's gonna get a tattoo of Pee Wee Herman jacking off in a theater on her left ass cheek and a splooge blast on the right one. 

Or, OJ Simpson killing his wife on one ass cheek and on the other "THE JUICE."

Shit, maybe even the Marietta Mangler tattooed right about the vag. 

 


 

 

That would cost more than $100, besides I put a disclaimer on there. 

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Posted
2 hours ago, new_disease said:

Ok cool because this thread made me think of this video and now I'm debating throwing in a couple tenjamins. 

damn it. the video is age restricted but this lady got her bhole tattooed 

Lol tenjamins

Posted
1 hour ago, resurrected said:

I'm gonna donate a hundred bucks and she's gonna get a tattoo of Pee Wee Herman jacking off in a theater on her left ass cheek and a splooge blast on the right one. 

Or, OJ Simpson killing his wife on one ass cheek and on the other "THE JUICE."

Shit, maybe even the Marietta Mangler tattooed right about the vag. 

You guys are brutal.

Posted
14 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

I just gave stillz ghosties whore money because I feel like she'll follow through.

 

I want a tattoo...so yeah im gonna fuckin do it 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Still Me said:


 

 

That would cost more than $100, besides I put a disclaimer on there. 

I'm sure it would. But I'm not concerned about that at the moment....

Posted
1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

Also, whole lotta talk and no moolah.

You showed your hand too early, scoob. 

Gotta wait this one out until the end, then swoop in and make the final donation. FTW. Which I'm sure is what my contributing partner Sawdy is thinking as well.

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1 minute ago, resurrected said:

You showed your hand too early, scoob. 

Gotta wait this one out until the end, then swoop in and make the final donation. FTW. Which I'm sure is what my contributing partner Sawdy is thinking as well.

The auto refund is in June, but I think I can refund sooner...

Posted
3 minutes ago, resurrected said:

You showed your hand too early, scoob. 

Gotta wait this one out until the end, then swoop in and make the final donation. FTW. Which I'm sure is what my contributing partner Sawdy is thinking as well.

Dude, that was just a starter bid.  I'm not putting my real bid until the last second.

Posted
1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

Ghosty, why haven't you contributed?

Texans are a different type of odds

Ohioans are totally different only time I would be in Texas if I will be working for NASA and that's not going to happen anytime soon I hope   

Posted
1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

Texans are a different type of odds

Ohioans are totally different only time I would be in Texas if I will be working for NASA and that's not going to happen anytime soon I hope   

That did not answer my question.  Also, this thread isn't about Texas energy issues.  Also, also, drop some cash or STFU.

Posted
1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

Texans are a different type of odds

Ohioans are totally different only time I would be in Texas if I will be working for NASA and that's not going to happen anytime soon I hope   

What's your qualifications for working for NASA? You like Star Trek? 

Posted
2 minutes ago, resurrected said:

Huh?

Translator activated [ because this is painful ] : 

Ohio may suck but Texas sucks worse and the only way he'd live in Texas was if the impossible happened and he got to be an astronaut - the only way Ohioans seem to be able to leave Ohio. 

 

Back to topic, never get into a bidding war for scoob. He's got Nabs out there right now earning more tattoo moneys.

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Posted
3 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

Translator activated [ because this is painful ] : 

Ohio may suck but Texas sucks worse and the only way he'd live in Texas was if the impossible happened and he got to be an astronaut - the only way Ohioans seem to be able to leave Ohio. 

 

Back to topic, never get into a bidding war for scoob. He's got Nabs out there right now earning more tattoo moneys.

No. No. I need you to translate the Jake shit part. I managed through the other one. 

Also, I can hang with scoob. I have a check book and that's all the info that is needed for this. (It might bounce all the way to Texas, but that's beside the point). Ha.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, resurrected said:

No. No. I need you to translate the Jake shit part. I managed through the other one. 

Also, I can hang with scoob. I have a check book and that's all the info that is needed for this. (It might bounce all the way to Texas, but that's beside the point). Ha.

Ah.

He doesn't know anything near enough to warrant any attempt at working for NASA and he's fine with that because Texas still would suck more than Ohio. 

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Posted
46 minutes ago, Still Me said:

How did my thread become one about the energy issues here...

dude, tattoo money plz

Well, The Reluctant Astronaut high jacked the hell out of it with his $8,000 electric bill ramblings. 

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I watched this thing a while back where this famous Chicano tattoo artist made his own tat guns.

Didn't seem that hard. 

If this is just about the "exterior pain" you could sort yourself out and put your own art on your skin.

just sayin'

Posted
1 hour ago, Mix said:

I watched this thing a while back where this famous Chicano tattoo artist made his own tat guns.

Didn't seem that hard. 

If this is just about the "exterior pain" you could sort yourself out and put your own art on your skin.

just sayin'

Na, I want someone to hurt me. Not me continuing to hurt myself 

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Posted
2 hours ago, Still Me said:

Aww here I thought y’all wanted me to make bad choices

You post details of your personal life here, I can't see how you'd do much worse.

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Posted
5 hours ago, Ginguy said:

You post details of your personal life here, I can't see how you'd do much worse.

Oh? And what of my personal life have I post here lately sweetheart?

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Posted
12 minutes ago, Still Me said:

why must they suck?....I just want a tattoo 

Nothing wrong with that, if people want to pay you to do it, I mean, there's worse things you can throw your money at.

Posted
8 hours ago, JehutyNinja said:

Nothing wrong with that, if people want to pay you to do it, I mean, there's worse things you can throw your money at.

Yeah but did you donate?

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