nameraka Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 asking for a friend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 24, 2021 Author Share Posted January 24, 2021 hawt... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Ottomans? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Is the chair in question a chair or did it used to be a human but they were turned into a chair? Because if it's the latter, that's forniphilia - turning someone into furniture. Otherwise, it's just objectophilia because apparently the people who edit the DSM are fans of the spells in 'Harry Potter' . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 24, 2021 Author Share Posted January 24, 2021 13 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: Is the chair in question a chair or did it used to be a human but they were turned into a chair? Because if it's the latter, that's forniphilia - turning someone into furniture. Otherwise, it's just objectophilia because apparently the people who edit the DSM are fans of the spells in 'Harry Potter' . i'm not going to answer that for fear of self incrimination. but thanks. that was quite helpful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 There’s a nip tuck episode where they hire a new surgeon at the practice and they walk in on him fucking the couch in their office and he explains this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 24, 2021 Share Posted January 24, 2021 Hah found it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Picture unrelated but this thread reminded me of it and it is too late to stop me now: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo1919 Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 5 hours ago, nameraka said: asking for a friend... it's called weirdos 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 1 minute ago, Pablo1919 said: it's called weirdos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 You know who was obsessed with chairs? Michael Jackson. One of his favorite hobbies was making art of chairs with faces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Anyone remember furniture porn? It seemed pretty popular for awhile, though I never saw the appeal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Anyone remember furniture porn? It seemed pretty popular for awhile, though I never saw the appeal. I was gonna look for the Lego porn site but I found lego porn videos instead... How times have changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 25, 2021 Share Posted January 25, 2021 Chairsexual or furnisexual? My fbi agent should get a kick out of that google search. Not as good as 'the human anus can stretch...' but pretty funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: wap 😱 Edited January 26, 2021 by bnmjy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, bnmjy said: Umm that booty look good, bt I'm not paying for those chairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 1 minute ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Umm that booty look good, bt I'm not paying for those chairs. Cardi B's nether regions smell like macaroni and cheese. 😍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 (edited) That tat she's showing off too is meh.. I actually kind of don't like the whole tatted up look, but I've met too many people that OVERHYPE their tattoo attention fixes. Homegirl I know has been going for the cover of inked even though I don't think she even has a job that big. I think it's too late to vote, but I feel bad for not jumping in and voting because her photos for shit like this are always badass.. She's been posting about the shit for a while because of her modeling efforts, but my oh my.. Also I've seen better booty than your pic anyway.. I Do not like Cardi B (though I'm just a hater I guess). I was trying to balance my annoyance with respect for showmanship tactics I lack, and probably under appreciate though. She's getting herself places.. Even places she knows nothing about that make her look more stupid, but I digress.. Edited January 26, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 On 1/24/2021 at 5:34 PM, Poof said: There’s a nip tuck episode where they hire a new surgeon at the practice and they walk in on him fucking the couch in their office and he explains this To be fair, 15 year olds have been fucking couches way before nip tuck was a thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: To be fair, 15 year olds have been fucking couches way before nip tuck was a thing Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 47 minutes ago, Poof said: Really? I mean.... Any port in a storm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 Chairy Poppers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 26, 2021 Share Posted January 26, 2021 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: I mean.... Any port in a storm. Animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 Don't forget to oil your wood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 16 hours ago, Poof said: Animals I mean, and forgive me if this is offensive...I've thought about it, and not sure how it could be, since you are well aware of your life, but at one time, were you not shackled by the teenage woes of unwanted erections that needed to be sated in some form, and did you not have to get creative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 5 hours ago, BlackNoir said: I mean, and forgive me if this is offensive...I've thought about it, and not sure how it could be, since you are well aware of your life, but at one time, were you not shackled by the teenage woes of unwanted erections that needed to be sated in some form, and did you not have to get creative? Well actually I started by smushing it into the floor. I almost wrote out a post about it but decided it would be funnier to call u all animals and leave it at that. Since u ask tho... originally I liked to smush it and squeeze it. I’d smush it into the floor. So that’s almost the same as fucking a couch I guess. I can still orgasm that way hands free to this day. I did discover jerking off around 13/14. I’d still smush it too tho. I did both. And I could cum from playing w/my ass. I discovered that very very shortly after jerking off bc I didn’t really like jerking off or my dick. I always thought it was like not as good as actually having sex. Like I imagined girls could get more pleasure from masturbating bc they could actually have sex w/an object by sticking it inside them. I wished I could have a vagina to know what that would feel like. And that’s what led to me experimenting like that and as soon as I stuck something inside me I was instantly way more stimulated than ever before and kinda just obsessed w/that. It’s all really complicated like once I started dating girls when I was 15 they conditioned me to be able to like being jerked off / fucking. It took my first gf a long time to be able to make me orgasm like that all the time tho. After that I never really smushed again. Sometimes I bring it back tho. It’s still fun in a weird way 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 15 minutes ago, Poof said: Well actually I started by smushing it into the floor. I almost wrote out a post about it but decided it would be funnier to call u all animals and leave it at that. Since u ask tho... originally I liked to smush it and squeeze it. I’d smush it into the floor. So that’s almost the same as fucking a couch I guess. I can still orgasm that way hands free to this day. I.... Am still not sure what this is.... Are you just rubbing the shaft on the floor.... Because I'm imagining you just pounding tip first into a floor and I'm about 99% sure I can't do that. But if you just mean sliding with it parallel to the floor, then ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: I.... Am still not sure what this is.... Are you just rubbing the shaft on the floor.... Because I'm imagining you just pounding tip first into a floor and I'm about 99% sure I can't do that. But if you just mean sliding with it parallel to the floor, then ok Noooo not tip first. Not sliding either. Smushing w/a lot of lateral hip movement like side to side and into the floor. A lot of pressure. It would stay soft if I did it right bc it’s compressed. I preferred that. I didn’t think about it as “staying soft” I didn’t understand that at all. I didn’t even put two and two together. Like I knew if I did it long enough and didn’t smush it enough it wouldn’t be good anymore. Bc I can’t smush it right when it’s hard. It ruined the whole process. Like I didn’t know that that’s what was happening that I was getting hard. I would sometimes get frustrated and stop if I got hard and wait then go back to doing it. And sometimes I’d be close to cumming and not understand like I knew if I did it long enough it would make me feel like I had to pee. And as I got older that became a good part of it I’d be like seeking that feeling of about to pee. Idk it’s really awkward. But like when I say I don’t like my dick and I want a vagina and when I say that I definitely won’t miss having a dick and jerking off... I REALLY mean that. I don’t just feel like I should have a vagina bc of society gender roles or whatever. Like my relationship w/my dick is really complicated. I imagine having post op sex would be like similar like being smushed inside by a guy w/his big hard dick. That seems good. It sounds amazing actually. Like I am 100% certain there’s something in my brain at work to prefer these sensations and it’s either the same or related to whatever makes me trans / gender dysphoric. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 I tried so hard to find the Louis CK bit where he talked about sitting on his friend's ass because he liked the pressure and wondered if it was gay or if he was a great friend. Well, I mean I spent at least 3 minutes which is forever in search crafting time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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