Mix Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 In the days to come, a one of a kind set of Gold strands will be moved to a new home. For some reason they cannot maintain structure beyond a certain altitude so they will be traveling by train. The alchemist who produced these flexible, shape-able, strands out of pure gold, disappeared shortly after, so they are the only ones of their kind. Private buyers will hand over a fortune for them if we are able to acquire the whole set. Our only chance is to acquire them in transit when security is at its weakest. These are your jobs. First, we must make sure the train is ours. That's where our Master of Disguise comes in. @little_girl_lost will take the place of the conductor. We will need to control all communication to and from the train as well as web traffic. That's where our hacker @scoobdog comes in The most capable security guards will be with the package, but four will be patrolling the train cars in shifts of two. Our seductress @cyberbully will lure them to a pre-arranged cabin where they will be "distracted" providing us with a window of time to move freely. The guards with the package will need to be dealt with far more directly and so that's where our muscle @nameraka comes in. Inside the train car with the package will be our most difficult obstacle. A Grey Parrot with the intellect of a five year old and the ability to speak up to a thousand words. This is where our plan could fall apart. This Parrot will see everything and sing like a bird. It's got to go. That's where our assassin @Poof comes in. Now this is where things get slippery. We've brought on a pickpocket @NaBarney to handle the lift, but he's actually an insurance policy to later be thrown to the wolves if they get too close. We just need him to put his finger prints all over the safe, the doors, and really anything else. In reality our acrobat @Skiles will be on top of the train making his way to the cabin where he will enter via window, unnoticed by the dead bird. He will acquire the package and leave the way he came.....making everything we've done up till now, sans the bird homicide, relatively pointless heist movie time filler. If all has been timed right, we'll have done all this right before we hit the tunnel where our demolitions expert @mthor will cause a light....A LIGHT... explosion that requires our conductor to make a brief stop for safety concerns. After concerns have been put aside the train will continue on it's journey minus our crew. The conductor will remain behind and do their job for obvious reasons. We will join our waiting wheelman @Hajime and get the heck out of dodge with the package. Down the line we'll meet up with our secret, hush hush, financier and overall backer @Distortedreasoning who will have arranged a buyer along with passports, bank accounts and new identities for us. Prequels to this thread: 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Fuckin bird ill kill it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 You spent a lot o time.... thinking about all those gifs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 7 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You spent a lot o time.... thinking about all those gifs.... actually I forgot about the crew thing....I don't know what the original idea was, but I thought this would be funny when I saw the clip of Trump leaving... took like 10 mins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Just now, Mix said: actually I forgot about the crew thing....I don't know what the original idea was, but I thought this would be funny when I saw the clip of Trump leaving... took like 10 mins You. sir, are and ar-teest. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename: Jackass Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 this gave me a stroke thanks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Early thread of the year contender here, congrats. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 You could have used my name instead of my alt . . . but anyway, RIP everyone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 best thread ever! i love this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 (edited) As surely stupid as this hiest sounds.. I feel left out for not being included. Time to be a MAGA then /wrist This meme is good I just wanted to use it.. Edited January 21, 2021 by PhilosipherStoned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 25 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: As surley stupid as this hiest sounds.. I feel left out for not being included. Time to be a MAGA then /wrist This meme is good I just wanted to use it.. bro he had signup threads so you missed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Just now, Distortedreasoning said: bro he had signup threads so you missed out. I saw that here in this thread, but I guess I was busy or glanced over the sign up lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said: I saw that here in this thread, but I guess I was busy or glanced over the sign up lol.. im sure he'll plan something crazy again next year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 56 minutes ago, bnmjy said: You could have used my name instead of my alt . . . but anyway, RIP everyone. At least you fixed the joke....Morgan Freeman up there just pissed me off and I was gonna make a post about it, but honestly didn't want you to start wailing racism and shit. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 This is creepy. How the hell did you get an actual picture of me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 now everybody roll for initiative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 3 hours ago, BlackNoir said: At least you fixed the joke....Morgan Freeman up there just pissed me off and I was gonna make a post about it, but honestly didn't want you to start wailing racism and shit. Driving Ms. Daisy's getaway from a train heist is way funnier to picture than a done to death Asian stereotype Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 1 hour ago, nameraka said: This is creepy. How the hell did you get an actual picture of me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 I laughed at the picture representing buddy. And I laughed again right after at.... live action Popeye???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 Look, the fridge is busted, and I've got nitro sweating all over the kitchen table. You will take what I give you and be happy with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I laughed at the picture representing buddy. And I laughed again right after at.... live action Popeye???? please tell me you've seen this movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye_(film) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 11 minutes ago, nameraka said: please tell me you've seen this movie. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popeye_(film) I have not. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 25 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: I have not. You must. this is robin Williams’ best/worst movie. also it’s a goddamn musical. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 3 hours ago, nameraka said: You must. this is robin Williams’ best/worst movie. also it’s a goddamn musical. Oh dear god Popeye singing throughout a whole movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted January 21, 2021 Share Posted January 21, 2021 19 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Oh dear god Popeye singing throughout a whole movie? https://youtu.be/qhxDQ1g964U Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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