ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 (edited) I am not joking I am actually got slapped in the ear today by my best friend who thought when his kid punched me in the face jokingly he can slap me in the ear hard like a bitch slap but hey at least I prove my manhood today I guess by the oddest gesture ever Edited November 27, 2020 by ghostrek 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 So, you want to fuck your friend. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, stilgar said: So, you want to fuck your friend. @stilgar no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Stilgar, yes! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, ghostrek said: I am not joking I am actually got slapped in the ear today by my best friend who thought when his kid punched me in the face jokingly he can slap me in the ear hard like a bitch slap but hey at least I prove my manhood today I guess by the oddest gesture ever You proved your manhood by getting bitchslapped? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 5 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: You proved your manhood by getting bitchslapped? I think he means he plunked it on the table. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 30 minutes ago, DragonSinger said: You proved your manhood by getting bitchslapped? Nah, man. He whipped it out and clubbed his buddy like a baby seal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 You beat up a kid? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 The first time I saw two guys fight the one guy was like "Hit me! Come on hit me bitch!" like slapping his face and stuff then dude cocked back and knocked him out cold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortir Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, BlackNoir said: You beat up a kid? It sounuds like he taunted a kid into hitting him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 It was successful. Gamed all day, slept for a good chunk of it, and was left the fuck alone. Finally have power back, too. I was so happy to make something to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 3 hours ago, BlackNoir said: You beat up a kid? no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 hours ago, ghostrek said: no Beat off a dude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 11 hours ago, Mortir said: The first time I saw two guys fight the one guy was like "Hit me! Come on hit me bitch!" like slapping his face and stuff then dude cocked back and knocked him out cold. Those are the best 'cause they did ask for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 16 hours ago, ghostrek said: I am not joking I am actually got slapped in the ear today by my best friend who thought when his kid punched me in the face jokingly he can slap me in the ear hard like a bitch slap but hey at least I prove my manhood today I guess by the oddest gesture ever 14 hours ago, DragonSinger said: You proved your manhood by getting bitchslapped? Answer the question, how did this prove your manhood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 14 hours ago, Mortir said: It sounuds like he taunted a kid into hitting him. nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 my left ear hurt all day and it bled last night and I'm sensitive to some sounds now great this is going to take awhile to get back to normal or used to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Ric said: Answer the question, how did this prove your manhood? they said I did something so stupid I did I basically did a passing through manhood ritual Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 8 minutes ago, ghostrek said: they said I did something so stupid I did I basically did a passing through manhood ritual Is this English? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 12 minutes ago, stilgar said: Is this English? that was English Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 23 minutes ago, ghostrek said: they said I did something so stupid I did I basically did a passing through manhood ritual So what was the ritual? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said: So what was the ritual? I guess everyone says proof of what kind of pain I can take and which I knew I can take a lot of pain but God damn might are still fucking hurts I must have blew it eardrum or something well fucks it hurts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 So you told them to hit you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said: So you told them to hit you. @RainyDayJizz#35 no my friend kid ask me if can hit me in the face i say yes he only 4 or 5 so i said yes come on a little kid hitibg me did even hurt my friend ask me if you can't hit me in the face now and I said yes again and guess what you miss my face and slap me in the fucking ear 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 45 minutes ago, ghostrek said: they said I did something so stupid I did I basically did a passing through manhood ritual In your mid thirties? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, ghostrek said: @RainyDayJizz#35 no my friend kid ask me if can hit me in the face i say yes he only 4 or 5 so i said yes come on a little kid hitibg me did even hurt my friend ask me if you can't hit me in the face now and I said yes again and guess what you miss my face and slap me in the fucking ear Lol, i like how you're the practice guy for up and coming bullies Edited November 27, 2020 by cyberbully 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, cyberbully said: In your mid thirties? I need one sometime God damn it I never got laid and never I shot a deer was 2 years late getting my diploma high school goddamn Ohio laws and oh yeah I never did the Fright of Passage I wanted by joining the military but no I can't do that either so I needed something God damn it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberbully Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: I need one sometime God damn it I never got laid and never I shot a deer was 2 years late getting my diploma high school goddamn Ohio laws and oh yeah I never did the Fright of Passage I wanted by joining the military but no I can't do that either so I needed something God damn it .....ok, you're a great punching bag 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 27, 2020 Author Share Posted November 27, 2020 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: .....ok, you're a great punching bag no but I learned my lesson though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 52 minutes ago, ghostrek said: that was English No it wasn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resurrected Posted November 27, 2020 Share Posted November 27, 2020 This isn't how a right of passage into manhood works. Also, your friends are assholes. The kid's parents are shit bags for teaching their stupid kid to walk up to people and ask if he can hit them. You old enough to talk back, you old enough to get fucked up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 28, 2020 Author Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, resurrected said: This isn't how a right of passage into manhood works. Also, your friends are assholes. The kid's parents are shit bags for teaching their stupid kid to walk up to people and ask if he can hit them. You old enough to talk back, you old enough to get fucked up. no I thought it was okay I didn't realize it but no kids like the Ruff House anyways and play fight but I thought it was good he's a good friend of mine and by the way he is never eating a shit out of me for saying something stupid drugs can I do that all the way up the fucking time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 hours ago, ghostrek said: @RainyDayJizz#35 no my friend kid ask me if can hit me in the face i say yes he only 4 or 5 so i said yes come on a little kid hitibg me did even hurt my friend ask me if you can't hit me in the face now and I said yes again and guess what you miss my face and slap me in the fucking ear So you guys are encouraging this child to hit people with zero provocation? And your so-called friend hits you hard enough to make your ear bleed? Shit like this is why you ain't getting laid any time soon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted November 28, 2020 Author Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 minute ago, DragonSinger said: So you guys are encouraging this child to hit people with zero provocation? And your so-called friend hits you hard enough to make your ear bleed? Shit like this is why you ain't getting laid any time soon. look I'm not doing this again and by the way you my friend said it was a stupid idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 minute ago, ghostrek said: look I'm not doing this again and by the way you my friend said it was a stupid idea And yet they still did it any way which makes them a shitty friend and parent. I can't even imagine my friends' kids being bold enough to walk up to them and ask to slap their friend in the face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted November 30, 2020 Share Posted November 30, 2020 I almost wish this wasn't in English because the more Ghosty unpacks his misadventure, the more depressing it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 15 hours ago, scoobdog said: I almost wish this wasn't in English because the more Ghosty unpacks his misadventure, the more depressing it is. thanks a lot but my hearing is back and my ear feels almost normal again soon I'm going to be going to work without cotton balls in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 What'd you do to that little kid? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 8 hours ago, ghostrek said: thanks a lot but my hearing is back and my ear feels almost normal again soon I'm going to be going to work without cotton balls in it You lost your hearing?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: You lost your hearing?! not lost fully it was very painful to hear out of it without a cotton ball in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 Jesus Fucking Christ. That's felony battery, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Jesus Fucking Christ. That's felony battery, dude. he asked my permission and I agreed how in the hell that's felony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Jesus Fucking Christ. That's felony battery, dude. everything's perfectly fine we were just screwing around like a couple teenagers but we were both drunk 30 some year olds not fucking thinking like adults Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 10 minutes ago, ghostrek said: he asked my permission and I agreed how in the hell that's felony You agreed to let the guy damage your inner ear? I don't fucking think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 Just now, scoobdog said: You agreed to let the guy damage your inner ear? I don't fucking think so. my hearing is normal my balance is normal which is not normally good begin with so but everything is fine why are you asking all concerned about this anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted December 1, 2020 Share Posted December 1, 2020 I'm not. You do you boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 5 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I'm not. You do you boo. boo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted December 1, 2020 Author Share Posted December 1, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said: What'd you do to that little kid? his older Brothers acting like he is getting irritated with me so the little one punch me Edited December 1, 2020 by ghostrek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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