how's your holiday I got slapped in the ear today

[ghostrek]

I am not joking I am actually got slapped in the ear today by my best friend who thought when his kid punched me in the face jokingly he can slap me in the ear hard like a bitch slap but hey at least I prove my manhood today I guess by the oddest gesture ever

Edited November 27, 2020 by ghostrek

[stilgar]

So, you want to fuck your friend.

[ghostrek]

6 minutes ago, stilgar said:

So, you want to fuck your friend.

@stilgar no

[stilgar]

Stilgar, yes!

[DragonSinger]

1 hour ago, ghostrek said:

I am not joking I am actually got slapped in the ear today by my best friend who thought when his kid punched me in the face jokingly he can slap me in the ear hard like a bitch slap but hey at least I prove my manhood today I guess by the oddest gesture ever

You proved your manhood by getting bitchslapped?

[NaBarney]

5 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

You proved your manhood by getting bitchslapped?

I think he means he plunked it on the table. 

[scoobdog]

30 minutes ago, DragonSinger said:

You proved your manhood by getting bitchslapped?

Nah, man.  He whipped it out and clubbed his buddy like a baby seal.

[BlackNoir]

You beat up a kid?

[Mortir]

The first time I saw two guys fight the one guy was like "Hit me! Come on hit me bitch!" like slapping his face and stuff then dude cocked back and knocked him out cold. 

[Mortir]

1 hour ago, BlackNoir said:

You beat up a kid?

It sounuds like he taunted a kid into hitting him. 

[lupin_bebop]

It was successful. Gamed all day, slept for a good chunk of it, and was left the fuck alone. Finally have power back, too. I was so happy to make something to eat. 

[ghostrek]

3 hours ago, BlackNoir said:

You beat up a kid?

no

[Sawdamizer]

2 hours ago, ghostrek said:

no

Beat off a dude?

[Seight]

[DragonSinger]

11 hours ago, Mortir said:

The first time I saw two guys fight the one guy was like "Hit me! Come on hit me bitch!" like slapping his face and stuff then dude cocked back and knocked him out cold. 

Those are the best 'cause they did ask for it.

[Ric]

16 hours ago, ghostrek said:

I am not joking I am actually got slapped in the ear today by my best friend who thought when his kid punched me in the face jokingly he can slap me in the ear hard like a bitch slap but hey at least I prove my manhood today I guess by the oddest gesture ever

 

14 hours ago, DragonSinger said:

You proved your manhood by getting bitchslapped?

Answer the question, how did this prove your manhood?

[ghostrek]

14 hours ago, Mortir said:

It sounuds like he taunted a kid into hitting him. 

nope

[ghostrek]

my left ear hurt all day  and it bled last night and I'm sensitive to  some sounds now great this is going to take awhile to get back to normal or used to

[ghostrek]

1 hour ago, Ric said:

 

Answer the question, how did this prove your manhood?

they said I did something so stupid I did I basically did a passing through manhood  ritual

[stilgar]

8 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

they said I did something so stupid I did I basically did a passing through manhood  ritual

Is this English?

[ghostrek]

12 minutes ago, stilgar said:

Is this English?

that was English 

[RainyDayJizz#35]

23 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

they said I did something so stupid I did I basically did a passing through manhood  ritual

So what was the ritual?

[ghostrek]

Just now, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

So what was the ritual?

I guess everyone says proof of what kind of pain I can take and which I knew I can take a lot of pain but God damn might are still fucking  hurts  I must have blew it eardrum or something well fucks it hurts

[RainyDayJizz#35]

So you told them to hit you.

[ghostrek]

6 minutes ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

So you told them to hit you.

@RainyDayJizz#35 no  my friend kid ask me if can hit me in the face  i say yes he only 4 or 5 so i said  yes come on a little kid hitibg me did even hurt

my  friend ask me if you can't hit me in the face now and I said yes again and guess what you miss my face and slap me in the fucking ear

 

[cyberbully]

45 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

they said I did something so stupid I did I basically did a passing through manhood  ritual

In your mid thirties?

[cyberbully]

2 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

@RainyDayJizz#35 no  my friend kid ask me if can hit me in the face  i say yes he only 4 or 5 so i said  yes come on a little kid hitibg me did even hurt

my  friend ask me if you can't hit me in the face now and I said yes again and guess what you miss my face and slap me in the fucking ear

 

Lol, i like how you're the practice guy for up and coming bullies

Edited November 27, 2020 by cyberbully

[ghostrek]

2 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

In your mid thirties?

I need one sometime God damn it I never got laid and never  I shot a deer  was 2 years late getting my diploma high school goddamn Ohio laws

and oh yeah I never did the Fright of Passage I wanted by joining the military but no I can't do that either so I needed something God damn it

 

[cyberbully]

1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

I need one sometime God damn it I never got laid and never  I shot a deer  was 2 years late getting my diploma high school goddamn Ohio laws

and oh yeah I never did the Fright of Passage I wanted by joining the military but no I can't do that either so I needed something God damn it

 

.....ok, you're a great punching bag

[ghostrek]

1 minute ago, cyberbully said:

.....ok, you're a great punching bag

no but I learned my lesson though

[stilgar]

52 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

that was English 

No it wasn't.

[resurrected]

This isn't how a right of passage into manhood works. 

Also, your friends are assholes. The kid's parents are shit bags for teaching their stupid kid to walk up to people and ask if he can hit them. 

You old enough to talk back, you old enough to get fucked up. 

[ghostrek]

1 hour ago, resurrected said:

This isn't how a right of passage into manhood works. 

Also, your friends are assholes. The kid's parents are shit bags for teaching their stupid kid to walk up to people and ask if he can hit them. 

You old enough to talk back, you old enough to get fucked up. 

no I thought it was okay I didn't realize it but no kids like the Ruff House anyways and play fight but I thought it was good he's a good friend of mine and by the way he is never eating a shit out of me for saying something stupid drugs can I do that all the way up the fucking time

[DragonSinger]

3 hours ago, ghostrek said:

@RainyDayJizz#35 no  my friend kid ask me if can hit me in the face  i say yes he only 4 or 5 so i said  yes come on a little kid hitibg me did even hurt

my  friend ask me if you can't hit me in the face now and I said yes again and guess what you miss my face and slap me in the fucking ear

 

So you guys are encouraging this child to hit people with zero provocation? And your so-called friend hits you hard enough to make your ear bleed? Shit like this is why you ain't getting laid any time soon.

[ghostrek]

1 minute ago, DragonSinger said:

So you guys are encouraging this child to hit people with zero provocation? And your so-called friend hits you hard enough to make your ear bleed? Shit like this is why you ain't getting laid any time soon.

look I'm not doing this again and by the way you my friend said it was a stupid idea

[DragonSinger]

1 minute ago, ghostrek said:

look I'm not doing this again and by the way you my friend said it was a stupid idea

And yet they still did it any way which makes them a shitty friend and parent. I can't even imagine my friends' kids being bold enough to walk up to them and ask to slap their friend in the face. 

[scoobdog]

I almost wish this wasn't in English because the more Ghosty unpacks his misadventure, the more depressing it is.

[ghostrek]

15 hours ago, scoobdog said:

I almost wish this wasn't in English because the more Ghosty unpacks his misadventure, the more depressing it is.

thanks a lot but my hearing is back and my ear feels almost normal again soon I'm going to be going to work without cotton balls in it

[PhilosipherStoned]

What'd you do to that little kid?

[scoobdog]

8 hours ago, ghostrek said:

thanks a lot but my hearing is back and my ear feels almost normal again soon I'm going to be going to work without cotton balls in it

You lost your hearing?!

[ghostrek]

1 hour ago, scoobdog said:

You lost your hearing?!

 not lost fully  it was very painful to hear out of it without a cotton ball in it

[scoobdog]

Jesus Fucking Christ.  That's felony battery, dude.

[ghostrek]

3 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Jesus Fucking Christ.  That's felony battery, dude.

he asked my permission and I agreed how in the hell that's felony 

[ghostrek]

4 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Jesus Fucking Christ.  That's felony battery, dude.

everything's perfectly fine we were just screwing around like a couple teenagers but we were both drunk 30 some year olds  not  fucking thinking like adults

[scoobdog]

10 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

he asked my permission and I agreed how in the hell that's felony 

You agreed to let the guy damage your inner ear?  I don't fucking think so.

[ghostrek]

Just now, scoobdog said:

You agreed to let the guy damage your inner ear?  I don't fucking think so.

my hearing is normal my balance is normal which is not normally good begin with so but everything is fine  why are you asking all concerned about this anyways

[scoobdog]

I'm not.  You do you boo.

[ghostrek]

5 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

I'm not.  You do you boo.

boo?

[ghostrek]

3 hours ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

What'd you do to that little kid?

his older Brothers acting like he is getting irritated with me so the little one punch me

Edited December 1, 2020 by ghostrek

[Kudasai]