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10 minutes ago, Nablotson said:

It's just feels impossible lately when ya work all the time, DSA meetings are all on zoom, and you're still not tryna hang out at the bars...

So.....Are you just looking for someone to come by and drink with you or something?

I mean liquor stores usually have people out there begging for change to drink...Just invite one over, but make him walk.

If he makes the trip, y'all are buds.

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42 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

So.....Are you just looking for someone to come by and drink with you or something?

I mean liquor stores usually have people out there begging for change to drink...Just invite one over, but make him walk.

If he makes the trip, y'all are buds.

No

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I don't know what I mean but basically craigslist. Like an online platform to meet people around you to exchange local amphibian information I guess / a way to find and connect w the 2 out of 50 people who you even might want to be friends with that isn't a facezuck group chat dm page network, or Reddit of course.

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42 minutes ago, Nablotson said:

I don't know what I mean but basically craigslist. Like an online platform to meet people around you to exchange local amphibian information I guess / a way to find and connect w the 2 out of 50 people who you even might want to be friends with that isn't a facezuck group chat dm page network, or Reddit of course.

How can you be elitist about where people congregate on the internet while looking for friends on the internet.

I mean that's like looking for people to hang out with at the mall but saying you don't want to be their friend if they are at the arcade or food court.

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16 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

I'm sure Japan will create something like that soon, with its hikikomori problem and all. They already have a service where you can rent friends so you can appear popular on social media. 😭

You can rent friends here. I offered my services back in like 2011 when I was bored and breaking up with the kids mother. Any excuse to get out of the house

The website was shitty and I only got 1 request from this..... interesting looking individual that I declined but it exists....or did.

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19 minutes ago, André Toulon said:

You can rent friends here. I offered my services back in like 2011 when I was bored and breaking up with the kids mother. Any excuse to get out of the house

The website was shitty and I only got 1 request from this..... interesting looking individual that I declined but it exists....or did.

People in America's brain problems don't manifest themselves in the ways that would make friend renting here a sustainable business model the way it apparently is in Japan

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1 hour ago, André Toulon said:

Lol, I can't believe that shit is still up. I checked everything except I was willing to waive my fee. I am very disappointed in 2011 me

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What's the rate for this service of yours? Do you travel? 

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6 hours ago, Nablotson said:

For just buds seeking buds

There are shoddily designed apps and sites for it.  I know because I've looked, sadly enough.     

I have irl friends.  I just want better ones and ones that are cool ladies.

There needs to be a friendr for real though.

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1 hour ago, Poof said:

What's the rate for this service of yours? Do you travel? 

Apparently it's free since I've been hanging out with people and footing the bill at least 50% of the time since I made this.  I travel, but only to states with medical/recreational dank.

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2 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Apparently it's free since I've been hanging out with people and footing the bill at least 50% of the time since I made this.  I travel, but only to states with medical/recreational dank.

Done. You said free, and we split the bill. No backsies. I want to watch the last unicorn is that within your limits?

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4 minutes ago, Poof said:

Done. You said free, and we split the bill. No backsies. I want to watch the last unicorn is that within your limits?

YOU HAVE IT?

I can't find my daughter's copy and it was her favorite when she was like....3?

But I need the DVD with that sad, sad sad ass menu music....That's the only part I remember because it would loop after the movie went off and I would get up and start it over so she'd stay asleep.

I can probably get it on Amazon or some shit but I'm sure she doesn't care any more and I buy a lot of shit out of nostalgia and then I'm like "I didn't want this".....Just bought MVC3 and had this exact reaction.

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18 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

YOU HAVE IT?

I can't find my daughter's copy and it was her favorite when she was like....3?

But I need the DVD with that sad, sad sad ass menu music....That's the only part I remember because it would loop after the movie went off and I would get up and start it over so she'd stay asleep.

I can probably get it on Amazon or some shit but I'm sure she doesn't care any more and I buy a lot of shit out of nostalgia and then I'm like "I didn't want this".....Just bought MVC3 and had this exact reaction.

I have it on VHS and amazon. It was one of my favs growing up and still is haha. You get a good dad award

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38 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Well, I'll still watch it, but I do need to acquire the dvd one day...

I've tried to watch it w/lots of guys and not one has gotten thru it w/me. It's not even a bad movie or all that girly

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24 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

I will require perogis with medium salsa.  This will appease the weed gods and they shall allow me to bestow their bounty upon thee

I've never heard of salsa on perogis

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3 hours ago, cyberbully said:

My ex did it...Before her, I had never heard of perogis so all I know is salsa and perogis

I just know perogis in butter and maybe onions. But I never really liked them much. Theyre probably better in salsa

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11 minutes ago, rpgamer said:

Mashed potatoes and salsa sounds... weird, but maybe passable.

Butter is a good start, but better with bacon fat.

Personally stick with traditional sour cream.

Well....She's weird.

I shit you not....She eats soap.  She buys bars of Coast, shaves it with a knife, puts it in a baggies and sniffs it, then every so often, eats a pinch or two.  I tried it in an act of solidarity...Thinking maybe it's not so strange.....No, that shit is fucking weird.

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Perogi chat: I like to do onions sauteed in olive oil, and then old Bay or celery salt, pepper, and Oregano and then maybe some Frank's. Saw a MrsT's advertisement car one time driving on this sketchy ass road that looked into like a quarry

 

Anyway, I get kicked off friendr bc in multiple instances I can't move past the aquantience stage in spite of the promised human bonding to lighten the burden of existence for a moment.

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On 6/13/2020 at 9:46 PM, Radical Left said:

Well....She's weird.

I shit you not....She eats soap.  She buys bars of Coast, shaves it with a knife, puts it in a baggies and sniffs it, then every so often, eats a pinch or two.  I tried it in an act of solidarity...Thinking maybe it's not so strange.....No, that shit is fucking weird.

Are you young enough to have never experienced the "I'm going to wash out your dirty mouth with soap" punishment for swearing as a kid? I actually am, but I saw it a lot in media when I was a kid and that was enough to tell me soap does not taste good.

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6 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Are you young enough to have never experienced the "I'm going to wash out your dirty mouth with soap" punishment for swearing as a kid? I actually am, but I saw it a lot in media when I was a kid and that was enough to tell me soap does not taste good.

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I knew soap tasted bad, I was a kid once and kids taste shit......But having avoiding tasting it again in like 35 years, I thought maybe she knew something I didn't and that Coast was better and possibly, just maybe my taste buds had changed....Considering I like things now that I hated years ago.

But nope, soap maintained to be consistent over the years.

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On 6/13/2020 at 9:46 PM, Radical Left said:

Well....She's weird.

I shit you not....She eats soap.  She buys bars of Coast, shaves it with a knife, puts it in a baggies and sniffs it, then every so often, eats a pinch or two.  I tried it in an act of solidarity...Thinking maybe it's not so strange.....No, that shit is fucking weird.

What the actual fuck...

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