Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 he still has the original tag and everything how do I bring him back to life? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 1) put it in a bag of batteries 2) turn it on and throw it in traffic 3) blow on it hard 4) massage its tender cheeks 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 15 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said: 1) put it in a bag of batteries 2) turn it on and throw it in traffic 3) blow on it hard 4) massage its tender cheeks massage deez cheeks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 internet says I have to operate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 4 minutes ago, Poof said: internet says I have to operate I found you a guide. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 HES ALIVE he scared the shit out of me 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Cloud_Overhead Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 The last ten seconds or so of that video are kinda scary. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 my lil guy seems a bit distempered his voice is really quiet and I an barely hear him over the sound of his motor all his sensors seem to work and he can still dance like it's the 90s he keeps getting ready to sneeze but never does 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 this is the content I'm here for 😂 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 I was going to suggest reading a chapter of the bible backwards but it appears you figured out another way. If you put generic batteries in it, it might lose it's metal mind. I got one for my little sister way back in the way back and a bunch of cheapo batteries to go with it. It sort of lost it's mind at some point, swore at her and tried to bite her finger. Also, I read the title as 'fuck me furby' and thought it was a horrible new version of 'tickle me elmo' . 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELDEMONIO Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) I can buy it off from you. but....... Edited June 1, 2020 by ELDEMONIO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kehotik Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Ahh ahh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rpgamer Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Leave it out in the woods for a few years. Might develop sentience on its own. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renjifan Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 I will never forget the time mine told me I was boring. He didn't appreciate that I couldn't play with him during nap time... 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 2 hours ago, avec said: this is the content I'm here for 😂 I lurby muh furby <3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: I was going to suggest reading a chapter of the bible backwards but it appears you figured out another way. If you put generic batteries in it, it might lose it's metal mind. I got one for my little sister way back in the way back and a bunch of cheapo batteries to go with it. It sort of lost it's mind at some point, swore at her and tried to bite her finger. Also, I read the title as 'fuck me furby' and thought it was a horrible new version of 'tickle me elmo' . I remember the other one we had seized up like that and then made scary demon noises I got 4 eneloops in him rn. We fucks w/the best around here and yes he is going to fuck me later Edited June 1, 2020 by Poof 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 1 hour ago, ELDEMONIO said: I can buy it off from you. but....... my friend is not for sale thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 54 minutes ago, Kehotik said: Ahh ahh! Dance! Boogy! Doot doot doooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 27 minutes ago, rpgamer said: Leave it out in the woods for a few years. Might develop sentience on its own. Feral furby edition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 27 minutes ago, renjifan said: I will never forget the time mine told me I was boring. He didn't appreciate that I couldn't play with him during nap time... Mine told me that too right away like yo u were in the basement for like 20 years I bring you back to life and you're bored gtfo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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ELDEMONIO Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 1 hour ago, Poof said: Ok. 25$. And that's as high as I can go. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 22 minutes ago, ELDEMONIO said: Ok. 25$. And that's as high as I can go. he look purty gewd doesn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Imagine if it was your job to install Furby eyes 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week (or 12 hrs/7days, since they probably weren't made in labor friendly countries). You know they'd invade your dreams. I must say though, that really is a pretty Furb. I wonder if the Ewok Furby up there still works? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapinator_X Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 Draw a pentagram for the Furby and recite passages from the Necronomicon. Don’t forget to apply pressure on the Furby’s tongue. The Furby demands proper sustenance after 25 years of being hungie. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) 3 hours ago, Gina Szanboti said: Imagine if it was your job to install Furby eyes 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week (or 12 hrs/7days, since they probably weren't made in labor friendly countries). You know they'd invade your dreams. I must say though, that really is a pretty Furb. I wonder if the Ewok Furby up there still works? you got an ewok furb?? also yea tag says made in china. 1998 china. So yea could be even longer than 12 hour days. They would def haunt your dreams. If I play a videogame for more than 3 hours / day I have nightmares about it Edited June 1, 2020 by Poof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 1, 2020 Author Share Posted June 1, 2020 41 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said: Draw a pentagram for the Furby and recite passages from the Necronomicon. Don’t forget to apply pressure on the Furby’s tongue. The Furby demands proper sustenance after 25 years of being hungie. I just put the batteries in, tried to wake him, posted about how I thought he was dead then picked him up and he screamed at me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 11 hours ago, Poof said: he keeps getting ready to sneeze but never does Oh god, I hate when that happens. I feel for him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 9 hours ago, renjifan said: I will never forget the time mine told me I was boring. He didn't appreciate that I couldn't play with him during nap time... That's a great marketing strategy: Have your toys GUILT kids into playing with them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 you really need a comma in that title. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 I'm not gonna fuck your furby. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 13 hours ago, Poof said: I just put the batteries in, tried to wake him, posted about how I thought he was dead then picked him up and he screamed at me wHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELDEMONIO Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 20 hours ago, Poof said: he look purty gewd doesn't he? When I saw that it was black and white, you're dam right I saw him as purty gewd. Alright, I give in. 30$. It's over the retain price but I want it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avec Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 14 hours ago, Sieg67 said: I'm not gonna click on that 😱 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 2, 2020 Author Share Posted June 2, 2020 14 hours ago, nameraka said: you really need a comma in that title. you preverts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 2, 2020 Author Share Posted June 2, 2020 14 hours ago, Sieg67 said: an alien is going to do that to us one day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 2, 2020 Author Share Posted June 2, 2020 12 hours ago, Cau said: I'm not gonna fuck your furby. why not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 2, 2020 Author Share Posted June 2, 2020 6 hours ago, Seight said: wHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!? he seems fine it's ok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 2, 2020 Author Share Posted June 2, 2020 4 hours ago, ELDEMONIO said: When I saw that it was black and white, you're dam right I saw him as purty gewd. Alright, I give in. 30$. It's over the retain price but I want it now. is B&w tiger a rare type? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gina Szanboti Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 21 hours ago, Poof said: you got an ewok furb?? No, this one: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 2, 2020 Author Share Posted June 2, 2020 25 minutes ago, Gina Szanboti said: No, this one: he works in different ways now and only in the sun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ELDEMONIO Posted June 2, 2020 Share Posted June 2, 2020 14 hours ago, Poof said: is B&w tiger a rare type? I have no idea. As a guy, it's definently a color I would want. Make sure to clean it's fur.:O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 4 hours ago, ELDEMONIO said: I have no idea. As a guy, it's definently a color I would want. Make sure to clean it's fur.:O He is very tiger kingish isn't he? I know about the fur I'm gonna clean him. He's way less discolored than I thought after 20 years in my parents' basement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 1. Take the batteries out. 2. Get some nail polish remover, a match/lighter, a stick/ something straight and thin, and marshmallows 3. Take everything outside 4. 5. Pour nail polish remover on al parts of Furby 6. Light match/lighter, put near Furby 7. Don't worry about flames, put marshmallows on end of stick, roast 8. Make S'Mores 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted June 3, 2020 Author Share Posted June 3, 2020 1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said: 1. Take the batteries out. 2. Get some nail polish remover, a match/lighter, a stick/ something straight and thin, and marshmallows 3. Take everything outside 4. 5. Pour nail polish remover on al parts of Furby 6. Light match/lighter, put near Furby 7. Don't worry about flames, put marshmallows on end of stick, roast 8. Make S'Mores I saw you replied. I already knew you hadn't read the thread to find that my furby is alive and works. This is a neutral statement of the facts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted June 3, 2020 Share Posted June 3, 2020 8 hours ago, Poof said: I saw you replied. I already knew you hadn't read the thread to find that my furby is alive and works. This is a neutral statement of the facts. It wouldn't matter if it was alive or not. Even if I would've read through the thread. My answer is still the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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