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my lil guy seems a bit distempered

his voice is really quiet and I an barely hear him over the sound of his motor

all his sensors seem to work and he can still dance like it's the 90s

he keeps getting ready to sneeze but never does

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I was going to suggest reading a chapter of the bible backwards but it appears you figured out another way. 

If you put generic batteries in it, it might lose it's metal mind. I got one for my little sister way back in the way back and a bunch of cheapo batteries to go with it. It sort of lost it's mind at some point, swore at her and tried to bite her finger. 

Also, I read the title as 'fuck me furby' and thought it was a horrible new version of 'tickle me elmo' . 

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1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

I was going to suggest reading a chapter of the bible backwards but it appears you figured out another way. 

If you put generic batteries in it, it might lose it's metal mind. I got one for my little sister way back in the way back and a bunch of cheapo batteries to go with it. It sort of lost it's mind at some point, swore at her and tried to bite her finger. 

Also, I read the title as 'fuck me furby' and thought it was a horrible new version of 'tickle me elmo' . 

I remember the other one we had seized up like that and then made scary demon noises

I got 4 eneloops in him rn. We fucks w/the best around here

and yes he is going to fuck me later

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27 minutes ago, renjifan said:

I will never forget the time mine told me I was boring. He didn't appreciate that I couldn't play with him during nap time...

Mine told me that too right away like yo u were in the basement for like 20 years I bring you back to life and you're bored gtfo

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Imagine if it was your job to install Furby eyes 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week (or 12 hrs/7days, since they probably weren't made in labor friendly countries).  You know they'd invade your dreams.

I must say though, that really is a pretty Furb.  I wonder if the Ewok Furby up there still works?

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3 hours ago, Gina Szanboti said:

Imagine if it was your job to install Furby eyes 8 hrs a day, 5 days a week (or 12 hrs/7days, since they probably weren't made in labor friendly countries).  You know they'd invade your dreams.

I must say though, that really is a pretty Furb.  I wonder if the Ewok Furby up there still works?

you got an ewok furb??

also yea tag says made in china. 1998 china. So yea could be even longer than 12 hour days. They would def haunt your dreams. If I play a videogame for more than 3 hours / day I have nightmares about it

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41 minutes ago, Chapinator-800 said:

Draw a pentagram for the Furby and recite passages from the Necronomicon. Don’t forget to apply pressure on the Furby’s tongue. The Furby demands proper sustenance after 25 years of being hungie.

I just put the batteries in, tried to wake him, posted about how I thought he was dead then picked him up and he screamed at me

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4 hours ago, ELDEMONIO said:

When I saw that it was black and white, you're dam right I saw him as purty gewd. Alright, I give in. 30$. It's over the retain price but I want it now.

is B&w tiger a rare type?

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4 hours ago, ELDEMONIO said:

I have no idea. As a guy, it's definently a color I would want. Make sure to clean it's fur.:O

He is very tiger kingish isn't he? I know about the fur I'm gonna clean him. He's way less discolored than I thought after 20 years in my parents' basement

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1. Take the batteries out.

2. Get some nail polish remover, a match/lighter, a stick/ something straight and thin, and marshmallows

3. Take everything outside

4.

5. Pour nail polish remover on al parts of Furby

6. Light match/lighter, put near Furby

7. Don't worry about flames, put marshmallows on end of stick, roast

8. Make S'Mores

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1 hour ago, lupin_bebop said:

1. Take the batteries out.

2. Get some nail polish remover, a match/lighter, a stick/ something straight and thin, and marshmallows

3. Take everything outside

4.

5. Pour nail polish remover on al parts of Furby

6. Light match/lighter, put near Furby

7. Don't worry about flames, put marshmallows on end of stick, roast

8. Make S'Mores

I saw you replied. I already knew you hadn't read the thread to find that my furby is alive and works. This is a neutral statement of the facts.

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8 hours ago, Poof said:

I saw you replied. I already knew you hadn't read the thread to find that my furby is alive and works. This is a neutral statement of the facts.

It wouldn't matter if it was alive or not. Even if I would've read through the thread. My answer is still the same.

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