I'm not good at chess

[Mix]

but if I lose one more game to this fucking kid, i'm going to kill someone................probably the kid

[Cau]

I'm not good at cheese.

[Sieg67]

My advice?
Skate better.

[Raptorpat]

i know how all the pieces move, but i am dogshit at planning moves ahead, which is the actual game of chess

[Rogue_Alphonse]

What is chess

[Mix]

1 hour ago, Cau said:

I'm not good at cheese.

ohhh yeaahhhh, that's who you remind me of.....it's been killin' me

 

 

[Mix]

53 minutes ago, Sieg67 said:

My advice?
Skate better.

I do....I skate way better

[Mix]

16 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

i know how all the pieces move, but i am dogshit at planning moves ahead, which is the actual game of chess

 

 

[Mix]

7 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said:

What is chess

It's the game of kings

It's a game of wits

It's a game of.....deep deep anger and an ever encroaching sense of inferiority 

[BlackNoir]

I used to play in high school and thought I was good....Then I wound up in jail in Atlanta for a couple months and realized i suck at Chess.

The final nail in the coffin was when I played Bucket years ago and he wrecked me like 3 times in a row....I retired then.

[BlackNoir]

1 minute ago, Mix said:

 

It's a game of.....deep deep anger and an ever encroaching sense of inferiority 

Thanks for further killing my buzz.

[StarPanda]

I'm not good at cheese either 

[Mix]

4 minutes ago, Radical Left said:

I used to play in high school and thought I was good....Then I wound up in jail in Atlanta for a couple months and realized i suck at Chess.

The final nail in the coffin was when I played Bucket years ago and he wrecked me like 3 times in a row....I retired then.

First......haha

Second....I would not have ever stopped studying and practicing this god damn game if I lost to bucket....you need to get back in there

[molarbear]

1 hour ago, Mix said:

but if I lose one more game to this fucking kid, i'm going to kill someone................probably the kid

Does he know the rules?

My Brother always cheats when I start beating him at anything

One time he straight up turned the console off when I was beating him at a game and claimed that because the game didn't end I didn't actually win

[BlackNoir]

18 minutes ago, Mix said:

First......haha

Second....I would not have ever stopped studying and practicing this god damn game if I lost to bucket....you need to get back in there

Aren't you getting owned by a kid.  I don't need this kind of stress.

[Mix]

36 minutes ago, molarbear said:

Does he know the rules?

My Brother always cheats when I start beating him at anything

One time he straight up turned the console off when I was beating him at a game and claimed that because the game didn't end I didn't actually win

Your brother's actually right. According to the precedent set by the court case Finders Keepers v. Losers Weepers, if something has not been established out right, it cannot be claimed 

[molarbear]

1 minute ago, Mix said:

Your brother's actually right. According to the precedent set by the court case Finders Keepers v. Losers Weepers, if something has not been established out right, it cannot be claimed 

.......

It's true what the people say, I will always be a loser

[Mix]

37 minutes ago, Radical Left said:

Aren't you getting owned by a kid.  I don't need this kind of stress.

Only for most of the day....I eventually won a game then quickly came up with an excuse not to play anymore 

[Mix]

Just now, molarbear said:

.......

It's true what the people say, I will always be a loser

 

I'm still growing this god damn beard y'know

[molarbear]

5 minutes ago, Mix said:

 

I'm still growing this god damn beard y'know

Those of us that are unable to grow facial hair that the public accepts appreciate that

If you want, I can try to tell the IRS you made a charitable donation the entire month of November

[TrigunBebop]

Try chess boxing instead.

Way more fun.

[Vela]

6 hours ago, Cau said:

I'm not good at cheese.

How about cheesing? 

[ITasteLikeSex]

6 hours ago, Mix said:

It's the game of kings

FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO

EGYPTIAN KINGS PLAYED GAMES OF GREAT AND TERRIBLE POWER

[RainyDayJizz#35]

Do this to them.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chess.com/amp/article/the-4-move-checkmate

 

Unless they've seen it or are instinctively great it's gotta be fun to do.

[Cau]

9 hours ago, Mix said:

ohhh yeaahhhh, that's who you remind me of.....it's been killin' me

 

 

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Alright, alright.

You can make my autograph.

[Cau]

3 hours ago, Vela said:

How about cheesing? 

I don't know what that means and I'm too scared to ask.

[AnimationFan14]

7 hours ago, TrigunBebop said:

Try chess boxing instead.

Way more fun.

[tsar4]

11 hours ago, Mix said:

but if I lose one more game to this fucking kid, i'm going to kill someone................probably the kid

Maybe this will help (it can't hurt, can it?)...

 

[Ric]

I don't even remember how to play chess. SRPGs are the closest I play to that.

[Kudasai]

Now I'm in the mood to play this

[tsar4]

6 minutes ago, Odd Man Rush said:

Now I'm in the mood to play this

I used to have Sargon II (for a Commodore 64, no less).  Thought about getting Chessmaster when I got a PC, but could never pull the trigger.

[DragonSinger]

12 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

i know how all the pieces move, but i am dogshit at planning moves ahead, which is the actual game of chess

My ADD as fuck brain will only let me see two moves ahead because I honestly don't want to think that much for any game. I can play Go since I don't have to keep track of what kind of moves a bunch of other pieces can do besides connecting or blocking. It also helped to watch a long series like Hikaru no Go that had some pretty good explanations on a child's level.

[Raptorpat]

I must have some sort of mental block. I treat it with the same foresight as checkers. But if it's a game like Diplomacy withe a map and armies, I could stay up all night plotting.

[katt_goddess]

?

I kept getting my ass beat by a fat kid in Brazil on this one. I finally had to put it away.

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

2 hours ago, katt_goddess said:

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I kept getting my ass beat by a fat kid in Brazil on this one. I finally had to put it away.

How are you playing Game Boy games with someone in Brazil?

[katt_goddess]

7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

How are you playing Game Boy games with someone in Brazil?

Magic? <.< >.>

Actually its the way the game itself is set up. Each area of the world has characters you need to beat in order to move on to other areas of the world. The goal is that once you've managed to beat everyone, the Russian chessmaster Kasparov unlocks. And probably beats the virtual crap out of you for disturbing his slumber or something. There are different levels to different characters. The avatar for the kid in Brazil is some fat brat and he would kick my cheeks every time so I never got very far.