Mix Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 but if I lose one more game to this fucking kid, i'm going to kill someone................probably the kid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I'm not good at cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 My advice? Skate better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 i know how all the pieces move, but i am dogshit at planning moves ahead, which is the actual game of chess 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue_Alphonse Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 What is chess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Cau said: I'm not good at cheese. ohhh yeaahhhh, that's who you remind me of.....it's been killin' me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 53 minutes ago, Sieg67 said: My advice? Skate better. I do....I skate way better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 16 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: i know how all the pieces move, but i am dogshit at planning moves ahead, which is the actual game of chess 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 7 minutes ago, Rogue_Alphonse said: What is chess It's the game of kings It's a game of wits It's a game of.....deep deep anger and an ever encroaching sense of inferiority 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I used to play in high school and thought I was good....Then I wound up in jail in Atlanta for a couple months and realized i suck at Chess. The final nail in the coffin was when I played Bucket years ago and he wrecked me like 3 times in a row....I retired then. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: It's a game of.....deep deep anger and an ever encroaching sense of inferiority Thanks for further killing my buzz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I'm not good at cheese either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 4 minutes ago, Radical Left said: I used to play in high school and thought I was good....Then I wound up in jail in Atlanta for a couple months and realized i suck at Chess. The final nail in the coffin was when I played Bucket years ago and he wrecked me like 3 times in a row....I retired then. First......haha Second....I would not have ever stopped studying and practicing this god damn game if I lost to bucket....you need to get back in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Mix said: but if I lose one more game to this fucking kid, i'm going to kill someone................probably the kid Does he know the rules? My Brother always cheats when I start beating him at anything One time he straight up turned the console off when I was beating him at a game and claimed that because the game didn't end I didn't actually win 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackNoir Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 18 minutes ago, Mix said: First......haha Second....I would not have ever stopped studying and practicing this god damn game if I lost to bucket....you need to get back in there Aren't you getting owned by a kid. I don't need this kind of stress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 36 minutes ago, molarbear said: Does he know the rules? My Brother always cheats when I start beating him at anything One time he straight up turned the console off when I was beating him at a game and claimed that because the game didn't end I didn't actually win Your brother's actually right. According to the precedent set by the court case Finders Keepers v. Losers Weepers, if something has not been established out right, it cannot be claimed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: Your brother's actually right. According to the precedent set by the court case Finders Keepers v. Losers Weepers, if something has not been established out right, it cannot be claimed ....... It's true what the people say, I will always be a loser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 37 minutes ago, Radical Left said: Aren't you getting owned by a kid. I don't need this kind of stress. Only for most of the day....I eventually won a game then quickly came up with an excuse not to play anymore 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 27, 2019 Author Share Posted November 27, 2019 Just now, molarbear said: ....... It's true what the people say, I will always be a loser I'm still growing this god damn beard y'know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mix said: I'm still growing this god damn beard y'know Those of us that are unable to grow facial hair that the public accepts appreciate that If you want, I can try to tell the IRS you made a charitable donation the entire month of November Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Try chess boxing instead. Way more fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Cau said: I'm not good at cheese. How about cheesing? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITasteLikeSex Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Mix said: It's the game of kings FIVE THOUSAND YEARS AGO EGYPTIAN KINGS PLAYED GAMES OF GREAT AND TERRIBLE POWER 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Do this to them. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.chess.com/amp/article/the-4-move-checkmate Unless they've seen it or are instinctively great it's gotta be fun to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 9 hours ago, Mix said: ohhh yeaahhhh, that's who you remind me of.....it's been killin' me Reveal hidden contents Alright, alright. You can make my autograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Vela said: How about cheesing? I don't know what that means and I'm too scared to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 7 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: Try chess boxing instead. Way more fun. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 11 hours ago, Mix said: but if I lose one more game to this fucking kid, i'm going to kill someone................probably the kid Maybe this will help (it can't hurt, can it?)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I don't even remember how to play chess. SRPGs are the closest I play to that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kudasai Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 Now I'm in the mood to play this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 6 minutes ago, Odd Man Rush said: Now I'm in the mood to play this I used to have Sargon II (for a Commodore 64, no less). Thought about getting Chessmaster when I got a PC, but could never pull the trigger. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 12 hours ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: i know how all the pieces move, but i am dogshit at planning moves ahead, which is the actual game of chess My ADD as fuck brain will only let me see two moves ahead because I honestly don't want to think that much for any game. I can play Go since I don't have to keep track of what kind of moves a bunch of other pieces can do besides connecting or blocking. It also helped to watch a long series like Hikaru no Go that had some pretty good explanations on a child's level. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptorpat Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 I must have some sort of mental block. I treat it with the same foresight as checkers. But if it's a game like Diplomacy withe a map and armies, I could stay up all night plotting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 27, 2019 Share Posted November 27, 2019 ? I kept getting my ass beat by a fat kid in Brazil on this one. I finally had to put it away. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 2 hours ago, katt_goddess said: ? I kept getting my ass beat by a fat kid in Brazil on this one. I finally had to put it away. How are you playing Game Boy games with someone in Brazil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 28, 2019 Share Posted November 28, 2019 7 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: How are you playing Game Boy games with someone in Brazil? Magic? <.< >.> Actually its the way the game itself is set up. Each area of the world has characters you need to beat in order to move on to other areas of the world. The goal is that once you've managed to beat everyone, the Russian chessmaster Kasparov unlocks. And probably beats the virtual crap out of you for disturbing his slumber or something. There are different levels to different characters. The avatar for the kid in Brazil is some fat brat and he would kick my cheeks every time so I never got very far. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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