molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 Trying to figure out if this is more common than I think or if I'm in uncharted waters here Asking for a friend
renjifan Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 While I happen to be the queen of hurting myself in the most random of ways, can't say this has ever been one of them. How did you your friend manage to do this??? 😄
Mix Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 I once punched myself in the face.....I don't know how.....I wasn't trying to
Sieg67 Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 No but I once kneed myself in the chin while flipping off some monkey bars causing me to bite a hole through my tongue.
molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: do you sleep in a cocoon No, but I enjoy the sheets being tucked in so if I lay in at all during the day I try to climb out the top so the sheets stay tucked in TL:DR.....Yes 1
molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, renjifan said: While I happen to be the queen of hurting myself in the most random of ways, can't say this has ever been one of them. How did you your friend manage to do this??? 😄 My Their head was forward because of the pillows and when I they pulled my their leg up I they weren't aware of the leg to face distance
molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Mix said: I once punched myself in the face.....I don't know how.....I wasn't trying to Have you ever had your hand slip off your sock when you were putting it on and smacked yourself right in the jewels?
molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Top Gun said: How the fuck... I have many useless talents 2
molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 47 minutes ago, Sieg67 said: No but I once kneed myself in the chin while flipping off some monkey bars causing me to bite a hole through my tongue. That sounds even more painful
molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 46 minutes ago, NaBoomer said: Sometimes when I suck myself off That's some flexibility
molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 44 minutes ago, CL4P-TP said: Can't say that I have. You should try it sometime
Mix Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 1 hour ago, molarbear said: Have you ever had your hand slip off your sock when you were putting it on and smacked yourself right in the jewels? I've....never put that much energy into putting socks on What kinda socks do you wear?
molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 1 minute ago, Mix said: I've....never put that much energy into putting socks on What kinda socks do you wear? Fruit of the Loom that go about to my ankle
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 Yes, but I am very clumsy. I walk into doorjambs regularly. 1
Seight Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 No. But I HAVE woken up to see one of my legs trying to extend upward.
Vamped Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 I'm never moving that fast trying to get out of bed so ... I don't think that could ever happen to me.
molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 8 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Yes, but I am very clumsy. I walk into doorjambs regularly. .....I'm not alone
molarbear Posted November 11, 2019 Author Posted November 11, 2019 4 hours ago, Vamped said: I'm never moving that fast trying to get out of bed so ... I don't think that could ever happen to me. It's the only way I can get out of bed Otherwise I'll just lay there and try to go back to sleep
Ho Chi Sock Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 13 hours ago, molarbear said: You should try it sometime Eh, I'd rather not, but I will be mindful of your "friend's" misfortune in the future.
GuyBeardmane Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 How did you get your knee up to your face? 1
Vela Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 On 11/11/2019 at 12:18 AM, molarbear said: Have you ever had your hand slip off your sock when you were putting it on and smacked yourself right in the jewels? This reminds me of when I used to smack myself in the face with my lacing hook
Vela Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 16 hours ago, Vamped said: I'm never moving that fast trying to get out of bed so ... I don't think that could ever happen to me. He be like... HIP THRUST!!! every fucken morning. 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 No, but I used to stub my toe a lot growing up. Hurt like hell, too. 27 minutes ago, Vela said: This reminds me of when I used to smack myself in the face with my lacing hook Ouch. I bet that hurt.
Vela Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 30 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: No, but I used to stub my toe a lot growing up. Hurt like hell, too. Ouch. I bet that hurt. Lol, same toe every time? I'm not poking fun actually, I used to stub the same two toes all the time growing up because of the way the bookcase was situated by the living room door, catty corner to the sofa, somewhat of a tight squeeze. Sometimes 😄
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 36 minutes ago, Vela said: Lol, same toe every time? I'm not poking fun actually, I used to stub the same two toes all the time growing up because of the way the bookcase was situated by the living room door, catty corner to the sofa, somewhat of a tight squeeze. Sometimes 😄 I'd stub the fourth and fifth toes on both feet on doors, doorways, corners that jutted out into the hallway, bookcases, table legs, and chair legs. I'm surprised I never decided to just cut them off my feet so I couldn't stub them anymore. XD
Vela Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 58 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: I'd stub the fourth and fifth toes on both feet on doors, doorways, corners that jutted out into the hallway, bookcases, table legs, and chair legs. I'm surprised I never decided to just cut them off my feet so I couldn't stub them anymore. XD Like a crazy surgeon from the 1800's! 1
helpme Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 Nope but have given myself a charlie horse in my sleep
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/12/2019 at 3:16 AM, Vela said: Like a crazy surgeon from the 1800's! Yes. Luckily, I love myself too much to do that. Plus, my mom would've killed me!
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/12/2019 at 12:44 AM, Vela said: He be like... HIP THRUST!!! every fucken morning. I suddenly miss this workout show that used to air on PBS. 2
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Yes. Luckily, I love myself too much to do that. Plus, my mom would've killed me! She made those toes after all...
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vela said: She made those toes after all... Of course. Plus, it would be rather awkward to explain to any potential date.
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Of course. Plus, it would be rather awkward to explain to any potential date. XD Are you having success during these dates where you whip your feet out at? 1
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, Vela said: XD Are you having success during these dates where you whip your feet out at? To be honest, that has never come up. XD
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: To be honest, that has never come up. XD perahhhhbubly wise *nods*
Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vela said: perahhhhbubly wise *nods* Believe me when I say this: I have all of my toes. 2
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 32 minutes ago, Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung said: Believe me when I say this: I have all of my toes. I really did laugh
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 On 11/11/2019 at 10:19 AM, molarbear said: .....I'm not alone Here's something to find out if I'm alone, has your clumsiness given you an uncanny sense of balance? The last time I fell it was on ice or weird pavement slicked by rain, can't remember which. Somehow I'm able to keep my feet under me even in the most ridiculous near falls.
BlackNoir Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Here's something to find out if I'm alone, has your clumsiness given you an uncanny sense of balance? The last time I fell it was on ice or weird pavement slicked by rain, can't remember which. Somehow I'm able to keep my feet under me even in the most ridiculous near falls. I don't do a lot of falling, but I fumble shit often....Now my ability to catch shit in mid air that I have awkwardly almost dropped is uncanny.....Cas in point, my phone like 30 minutes ago......Odelled that shit. Edited November 15, 2019 by Radical Left
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, Radical Left said: I don't do a lot of falling, but I fumble shit often....Now my ability to catch shit in mid air that I have awkwardly almost dropped is uncanny.....Cas in point, my phone like 30 minutes ago......Odelled that shit. I'm always disappointed when something I tipped 8 times ends up on the floor.
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I'm always disappointed when something I tipped 8 times ends up on the floor. Right? Actually I get angry. I'm like WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I JUST THROW IT TO THE FLOOR TO BEGIN WITH FUCK YOOOOOUUUUU and...and then I...I slam it onto the floor...WHERE IT FUCKEN WANTS TO BE APPARENTLY!!! 2
BlackNoir Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Vela said: Right? Actually I get angry. I'm like WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I JUST THROW IT TO THE FLOOR TO BEGIN WITH FUCK YOOOOOUUUUU and...and then I...I slam it onto the floor...WHERE IT FUCKEN WANTS TO BE APPARENTLY!!! 👀 2
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Radical Left said: 👀 Who YOU look'n at 1
Vela Posted November 15, 2019 Posted November 15, 2019 10 minutes ago, Radical Left said: That's so weird...it won't let me parry your image with this one... When I click 'quote' your comment box appears empty. Ah well. Nighty night! Sleep well when you do!
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